Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Tarpon Nole

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    The most beautiful positive test you've ever seen. Even people who tested negative said so
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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    Which of you is David Frum?
     
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  3. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    dome foam
     
  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  5. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Jesus christ
     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Can't die of Corona virus if we are all dead from nuclear winter
     
  7. RGClemson05

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  8. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Plot twist.
     
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  9. drunk panda

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    Can we not right now?
     
  10. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  11. Doc Louis

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  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Why is his hand wet?
     
  13. NYGator

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    Ok the President is weighing in. Hopefully people start to understand now.

     
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  14. The Banks

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    That’s my President :tebow:
     
  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    devine's mom felt the holy spirit?

    bertwing did I do that right?
     
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  16. London Humphreys

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    Wish he would give a nationally televised address to calm us the fuck down.
     
  17. MtOread

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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    What's annoying about this is thr GOP will claim it was a hoax and not that bad and ignore the preventative measure being taken
     
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  19. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’ll allow it
     
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  20. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Such a high bar. I'll count that as a win.
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    The virus hates nuclear winter
     
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  22. London Humphreys

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    Currently listening to a couple debate going on a cruise next week. It's fascinating.

    She's arguing they have the same risk if they don't go. Neither has yet to discuss how much it would suck to be infected, symptomatic and at sea without treatment only to be quarantined if dear leader let's them back into the US.
     
  23. cutig

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    This would be so great. Build a fake oval office and put him in the tan suit fox hated so much
     
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  24. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I'm dying to see what the latest polling numbers are.
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Was bitcoin guy posting here and claiming BTC didn't drop 35% in a day like oil does??

    IMG-20200312-WA0028.jpg
     
  26. NYGator

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    please no
     
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  27. NYGator

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  28. NYGator

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  29. NYGator

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    I hope this goes on as scheduled.

     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump should go amongst and heal his flock.
     
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  31. NYGator

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  32. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    His arrogance is going to kill him.
     
  33. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Didn’t we determine that the Brazilians caught it from us and not the other way around?
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Most likely, yes. So they caught it in the US while also visiting Trump
     
  35. NYGator

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    That’s the theory
     
  36. NYGator

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  37. NYGator

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  38. NYGator

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    This is a dark thought.

     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    So dark it gone
     
  40. MtOread

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    It’s gone, what did it say?
     
  41. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Gone already
     
  42. Eraser

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    Happens a lot in this thread.
     
  43. NYGator

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  44. user15000

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    edit: wrong thread. posted here instead of CV.
     
  45. VaxRule

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    I’m an atheist but if Bolsonaro, Trump, and Duterte all got taken out by COVID, I’d have to re-evaluate that position.
     
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  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s so awesome lmao
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s not dark at all.

    guys it’s OK to root for bad things to happen to bad people. Don’t be stupid libs.
     
  48. NYGator

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    I 100% agree with him. It’s still a dark thought and probably the reason he took it down.
     
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  49. NYGator

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  50. AptosDuck

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    FWIW the Buddhist concept of karma doesn't seem to require the existence of an external being like God