Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    Could ms ivy league be the dumbest of the press secretaries? It's a high bar, but I think so

     
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  2. VaxRule

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    Harvard Law has really taken a beating this presidency. Seems like the place is an overrated shithole.
     
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  3. JGator1

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    This is what he's done his whole life why change now? You can read old articles on Trump where he just makes similar baseless accusations toward anyone who's not loyal to him. It's absolutely terrible for the widower to go through this but it's hilarious for Joe and Mika with all the ass kissing they did during the 2016 campaign.

     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    This only works in one direction
     
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  5. Jimmy the Saint

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    Well he already said a Republican would never be elected again if more people voted so they must be suppressed.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Go Bulldogs.,
     
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  7. tylerdolphin

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    I like to imagine that Trump actually believes everyone just goes and requests a sheet of paper with nothing but a Trump box and a Biden box and it just operates purely on honor system.

    You know those sneaky Dems are grabbing more than one!
     
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  8. LetItSoak

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    It's just a please take one sign out front like Halloween
     
  9. Beeds07

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    With all the potential corruption, how have the Dems ever lost an election?
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    Yeah it would be great if people who didn't like Trump would maybe not vote for him.
     
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  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  13. bwi2

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    man, I agree but

    goes too far
     
  14. bro

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    that is literally the opposite of what he said.
     
  15. pez

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    he’s seen it. He hasn’t read it
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And as someone pointed out they’ll eat it up and just refuse the popular and electoral results if he loses them. He’s not leaving the White House without being escorted out by the military or police and lol at them ever doing that.
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Also the media will eat it up as him being a “patriot” and we’ll be stuck with him in charge until the Big Macs make their way closer to his heart.
     
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  18. BWC

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    You expect him to learn how to read just for this?
     
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  19. Henry Blake

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    I think there's a decent chance that pres. T eventually says something along the lines of "we're going to cheat a little b/c the threat from the radical left is so extreme."
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’re banking on using the covid crisis and the mail in vote fraud to send it to the house as a last ditch effort if he actually loses and then we listen for the next four years about how the elections are corrupt and need to be redesigned or whatever phrase they coin. Regardless, he’s not leaving if he loses. I’m guessing they’d have to find multiple instances of mail in fraud but they could just say it without any evidence and the cult would eat it up.
     
  21. Henry Blake

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    Supposedly he would just stop being president as of a certain date in January. I'll believe it when I see it. Him losing and him leaving voluntarily.
     
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  22. slogan119

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    I could see the military step in at some point. As spineless as some generals have been, all reports are that they are following orders as minimally as possible, so I can see them recognizing the actual elected president.

    But the next step is the grunts and how they respond to orders from their superiors, and if this kicks off some type of social civil war as a result. Those dimwits are itching for a bugaloo and might use any justification to kick it off.
     
  23. bro

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    God putting Jack in a pickle
     
  24. RavenNole

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    Twitters new fact check feature for trump tweets
     
  25. BellottiBold

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    oh yea, that'll do it
     
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  26. BellottiBold

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    #JusticeForCarolyn
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

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    I always kind of wonder if someone like her was rotten and power-hungry from the start or if the doors that type of prestigious education opens does it after the fact

    Tom Cotton is another one like that
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    *can't read it
     
  29. Scblue

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    There are a lot of shitty people at top tier law schools. She was most likely that way from the start.
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    That bitch, Carolyn?
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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  32. CUAngler

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. Tilly

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    So Trump is now going to start/buy a cable media company and a social media company post-presidency?
     
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  35. southlick

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  36. infected donkey

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    I like this excerpt from that Florida voter fraud investigation.
    “However, the one thing that was found during the investigation (and reported on in April) was that Bay County Supervisor of Elections Mark Andersen allowed at least 12 voters in the GOP-dominated county to email their ballots, in violation of state law. However, while that should be a violation of state law, it seems that fraudulent intent was not found in that case and so no charges will be filed.”
     
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  37. matistic

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    He’s taking it well.

     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hopefully this outrage mixed with the drugs he's taking will give us that sweet lovely death
     
  39. Henry Blake

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    Even as psychotic/psychopathic as he is, the stress has to be wearing him down.
     
  40. bwi2

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    Love that our Chief Executive, who is responsible for interpreting the Constitution, doesn’t know what free speech is
     
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  41. NYGator

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    I am pretty sure narcissists don't feel stress like you or I because they don't really feel. It's like a super power on a certain level. It allows you to walk through life and just do whatever you fucking feel like, because you don't get the accompanying feelings associated with giving a fuck about what people think. Just looked it up...

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/10/191029080728.htm
     
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  42. Buns

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    To every other non malignant narcissist, it most definitely would become overbearing. Trump doesn’t feel that particular emotion. Literally... it doesn’t happen that way in his brain.
     
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  43. Henry Blake

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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    The Supreme Court interprets the constitution, so we're good. Unless he gets reelected and further stacks it with conservative judges.
     
  45. Scblue

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    It reminds me of arguments about free speech that I used to see on a Rivals. The president is as dumb as the worst message board poster.
     
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  46. steamengine

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    Wasn’t she sleeping with this guy at one point? That should say plenty about the kind of person she is.
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  47. bro

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  48. Eraser

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    I love all the Tweets trying to explain the First Amendment to Trump like he gives a fuck.
     
    #318549 Eraser, May 26, 2020
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  49. timo

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    lol did he delete the tweet?