Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Reddit r/dataisbeautiful

    The bottom of the image states they used wikipedia as the source
     
  2. NYGator

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    Thanks, yes I saw the sources mentioned, but wanted to see where it was compiled.
     
  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Steve Kornacki should have a blue check
     
  4. Beeds07

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    Fat boy and shitty Gov gonna rage
     
  5. BudKilmer

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  6. BudKilmer

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  7. BellottiBold

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    God she is terrible
     
  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  10. Shawn Hunter

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    The Rock delivers the People’s Elbow to Trump
     
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  11. Joe Louis

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    seems like a good day for everyone to hit up their racist family members with this article ...

     
  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
  13. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The idea that people complaining that we allowed a politician to advocate murdering citizens are just dumb kids who don't understand the way the world works is so stupid yet it should also be her brand.
     
  14. Beeds07

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    The Banks Are we sure Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins aren't the same person. Have we honestly ever seen them in the same room together?

     
  15. laxjoe

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    literally laughed out loud at this post. thank you
     
  16. The Banks

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    Could be worse, could be a Lindsay Graham or Moscow Mitch
     
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  17. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  18. aisle seven

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    A few times everyday I’ll think about this exchange and chuckle. What a strong man rooted in deep faith!

    “Is that your bible?”

    “It’s a bible.”

    :laugh:
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    They actually had plans to put in a command and control bunker like this in the Cold War so the President and Joint Chiefs could coordinate a nuclear war with the USSR. The assumption was that the White House would be nuked early and the bunker would be deep enough to survive the blast.

    They nixed the plan when it was going to be expensive and whoever was down there was just going to be stuck there after overseeing the end of the world and no one wanted to stick around another few weeks in a bunker waiting to die.
    :themoreyouknow:
     
  20. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  21. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Hell yeah brother, preach
     
  22. Lyrtch

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  23. laxjoe

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    this is going to be like Michael Scott on his birthday when everyone was worried about Kevin being sick and he gets pissed off people are focusing on something other than him
     
  24. Josey Wales

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    Thou shall not lie bro. He could’ve said it was his. Thinking this trump guy may be turning a new leaf.
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    Someone should check this guy’s hard drives. Talk about a face meeting a profile.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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  27. Truman

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  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    You’re welcome :heythere:
     
  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    the again, a lot of people voted for Romney's "self-deportation" plan. So, perhaps they wont be punished too much for having no plan at all.
     
  30. Beeds07

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    Onion article?
     
  31. Truman

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    You will not convince me anyone other than Trump/Steven Miller wrote this letter


     
  32. Josey Wales

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    She’s attractive and unafraid to look stupid for talking completely out of her ass. I wonder why she doesn’t have a job at Fox News yet...
     
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  33. bro

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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    she is not attractive. She isn’t ugly but she isn’t attractive.
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

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    “Attractive” is not a top-20 adjective to discuss Candace Owens.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Because she's black?

    Racist.

    She's jot gorgeous by any means, but she's pretty.
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    She's no Hallie Jackson, that's for sure
     
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  38. matistic

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    If you have a pulse, I’m with you. Awesome slogan.

     
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  39. Truman

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    I think she’s fairly physically attractive looking. Everything else about her is absolutely repulsive.
     
  40. BudKilmer

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    Lisa Murkowski can get eaten by a polar bear in front of her family.
     
  41. Blu Tang Clan

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    I think she’s average regardless of skin color. And don’t call me a racist, whether you’re joking or not.
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ok
    Racist
     
  43. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    This race baiting dickhead I grew up with keeps posting shit like this.

     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    She isn’t ugly. She isn’t someone anyone would do a double take. I’ll admit her being a complete POS has an impact on my opinion
    was going to say colors my opinion but nope
    . She’d honestly have to be Stacey Dash gorgeous for me to dismiss her being a POS enough to consider her attractive.
     
  45. Blu Tang Clan

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    Her abhorrent views definitely make her less attractive than she would be otherwise.
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    She's an ugly person, I hate HER, BUT I'm just judging on looks not the rest.

    I'd kick Stacey Dash's dumbass outta bed. She's hot, but fuck her
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    youre a weird guy if you’re saying you’d keep Owens over Dash. This is wrong on so many levels. Owens isn’t ugly I just don’t find her attractive and would not describe her as that.
     
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  48. Beeds07

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    Black people who shuck and jive for white peoples approval are the lowest form of scum alive. They suck you off on Twitter but would cross the street or roll up their car windows the moment they saw you irl.