Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #321301 dump, Jun 4, 2020
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Easy answer. Both of them can fuck off.
     
    #321302 Beeds07, Jun 4, 2020
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  3. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    It might help to put a tight UCLA tank top on her




    and a ball gag
     
    #321303 AptosDuck, Jun 4, 2020
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  4. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Give me Shanola Hampton (V from Shameless). Hot as hell and, to my knowledge, not a complete piece of shit politically.

    [​IMG]
     
    #321304 Blu Tang Clan, Jun 4, 2020
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i mean yeah. Dash killed me a little bit of me when I found out she was a trumptard.
     
    #321305 Daniel Ocean, Jun 4, 2020
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying fuck Dash too, I want neither even tho Dash is much hotter.
     
    #321306 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 4, 2020
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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Guys let’s not start posting Black women we find attractive. There are literally billions of attractive women of color.

    That’s a weird road I don’t want to go down. Only reason I posted Dash is because she is a trumptard I think is very attractive.
     
    #321307 Daniel Ocean, Jun 4, 2020
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  8. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    All I know is Candace Owens isn’t allowed to have sexual fantasies about me. I forbid it.
     
    #321308 chuckmasterflex, Jun 4, 2020
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  9. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I’ve LITERALLY masterbated to women of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ethnicities. I may be the most woke human on the planet. AMA.
     
    #321309 DirtBall, Jun 4, 2020
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  10. RavenNole

    RavenNole Well-Known Member
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    this guy spent his first 4 years out of law school as a judge advocate in the marines. I’ll take a retired 4 star generals word over his. But maybe that’s just me.
     
    #321310 RavenNole, Jun 4, 2020
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Hero
     
    #321311 Hank Scorpio, Jun 4, 2020
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  12. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    A real progressive would be gender agnostic as well
     
    #321312 ned's head, Jun 4, 2020
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  13. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    #321313 London Humphreys, Jun 4, 2020
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  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’m a big fan of this older msnbc lady who has been on the ground for the marches in NYC. Chris something I think.
     
    #321314 steamengine, Jun 4, 2020
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  15. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    ooooo a criminal complaint!

    *taps fingers on desk*
     
    #321315 BellottiBold, Jun 4, 2020
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  16. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I hope this motivates Murkowski to do what’s right instead of reverting to her boot licking.
     
    #321316 slogan119, Jun 4, 2020
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  17. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Jansing? She’s been around for a while. I remember her from when I was a kid.
     
    #321317 slogan119, Jun 4, 2020
  18. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I don't watch MSNBC much, but I think she's the one ^. She's been at MSNBC forever.
    Video of her at Macy's
    She's prob on the phone w Trump right now apologizing.
     
    #321318 Henry Blake, Jun 4, 2020
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  19. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    few pages behind so siap



    :roll:
     
    #321319 ashy larry, Jun 4, 2020
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Are you trying to say I can’t find her attractive?
     
    #321320 steamengine, Jun 4, 2020
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  21. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Never said I wasn’t bb
     
    #321321 DirtBall, Jun 4, 2020
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #321322 BrentTray, Jun 4, 2020
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  23. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Yeah but you masturbated to men or transgenders?
     
    #321323 Shawn Hunter, Jun 4, 2020
  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    We may or may not be spank bank buddies. That’s all I’ll say.
     
    #321324 slogan119, Jun 4, 2020
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    and I hate her even more.
     
    #321325 Daniel Ocean, Jun 4, 2020
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  26. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    If anyone could tell me what the major highways he is talking about I would appreciate it.
     
    #321326 The Banks, Jun 4, 2020
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  27. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #321327 Shawn Hunter, Jun 4, 2020
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  28. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Like trump will be alive in 2022
     
    #321328 bro, Jun 4, 2020
  29. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Stacey Dash has bunk Ts.
     
    #321329 ~ taylor ~, Jun 4, 2020
  30. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions


     
    #321330 indeed, Jun 4, 2020
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  31. RavenNole

    RavenNole Well-Known Member
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    Candace Owens and 3 other trump fans. Pence is clearly listening to people with boots on the ground.
     
    #321331 RavenNole, Jun 4, 2020
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  32. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #321332 dump, Jun 4, 2020
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  33. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I love how these morons keep putting their neck out for him only for him to cut it off. And they're too dumb to ever learn
     
    #321333 ohhaithur, Jun 4, 2020
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  34. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    You dirty son bitch
     
    #321334 HoosDaMan, Jun 4, 2020
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  35. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    #321335 NYGator, Jun 4, 2020
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  36. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    It’s Chris Jansing and looks incredible for 63.
     
    #321336 HoosDaMan, Jun 4, 2020
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  37. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    [​IMG]
     
    #321337 chuckmasterflex, Jun 4, 2020
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  38. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    [​IMG]
     
    #321338 dump, Jun 4, 2020
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Nah, America was broken long before Trump. He’s just put some NOS on it.
     
    #321339 Name P. Redacted, Jun 4, 2020
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    upload_2020-6-5_4-10-14.gif
     
    #321340 bro, Jun 4, 2020
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  41. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    This would be...something.
     
    #321341 MORBO!, Jun 4, 2020
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  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Is this finally it for old Lindsey?
     
    #321342 ~ taylor ~, Jun 4, 2020
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Litch GcConnell???
     
    #321343 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 4, 2020
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  44. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #321344 BellottiBold, Jun 4, 2020
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  45. RavenNole

    RavenNole Well-Known Member
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    this will be deleted soon I’m sure. Absolutely shocking.
     
    #321345 RavenNole, Jun 4, 2020
  46. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    First they came on Lindsey Graham, and I said nothing...
     
    #321346 GrizzliesDrew, Jun 4, 2020
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  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This widely spread video will be deleted?
     
    #321347 bro, Jun 4, 2020
  48. RavenNole

    RavenNole Well-Known Member
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    Did this guy die? Seriously injured? Don’t they delete videos like this?
     
    #321348 RavenNole, Jun 4, 2020
  49. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Lady G!!!!
     
    #321349 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 4, 2020
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  50. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    He's fine
     
    #321350 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 4, 2020
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