Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Yeah, I don't get the "love it or leave it" crowd or the "I'm leaving because I don't like what I'm seeing" crowd. I love this country so much that I want to make it better
     
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  2. AIOLICOCK

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    Meh, I would love to leave this shithole.
     
  3. Jimmy the Saint

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    If Trump gets a second term we're fighting a "majority" who are ok with brazen idiotic authoritarianism. There's plenty of places to find refuge that don't involve dealing with these dolts for another 4 years for a chance to "make it better."
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
  5. AptosDuck

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    Your call. As the son of an immigrant refugee from Nazi Germany and a native Californian, I'm not ready to give up on this country.
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump famously won by getting less votes.

    If he wins again with less votes we will become Ungovernable.
     
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  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    It's unfortunate you didn't pick up on his keen ability to read the room.
     
  8. Jimmy the Saint

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    In case anyone needs a reminder:

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    15. Declare the anti-Fascists as terrorists
     
    #321708 Jimmy the Saint, Jun 6, 2020
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  9. Blu Tang Clan

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    I’d definitely be tempted to jump ship if Trump wins again. Four more years of this shit would be nearly impossible to recover from.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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  11. enjj

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    Leave the kids out of it!
     
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  12. Redav

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    Lol fuck off. He's trying to save his career
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    Burn in hell Brian



     
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  14. BudKilmer

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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Choked on my breakfast smoothie when I scrolled past this.

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  16. BudKilmer

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  17. Ralph

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    It's difficult to know whether that guy is more incompetent or corrupt. He basically spent the last several years of his role as Secretary of State presiding over an election system with security flaws, publicly denying there were any, baselessy accusing his political opponents of hacking when the flaws were discovered, and then looking like a fool when the investigations show there was no hacking. This was his bullshit response after the first time he tried this, when it was shown that his 2016 hacking accusation against the Obama administration was crap.

    https://sos.ga.gov/index.php/genera...ompletion_of_oig_investigation_into_dhs_scans
     
    #321717 Ralph, Jun 6, 2020
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  18. Mister Me Too

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  19. Redav

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    "What does racism look like?"

    Let's ask this panel of white people
     
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  20. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This but unironically.
     
  21. shaolin5

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  22. RavenNole

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    I think a panel of black people is needed to answer this question.

    “Here to join us in the studio is the head of a hard right think tank, a major trump donor and Candace Owens to help us understand this important issue.”
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I joked that Brees may not drop back to pass until game three.
     
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  24. Beeds07

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    The GOP having self hating gays falls perfectly in line with their self hating blacks.
     
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  25. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    "A president sets fire to his country"
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  26. Truman

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  27. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  28. Ralph

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    Darth Vader: I never said "Pick up the pace on the Death Star construction". But I did show up pissed off and let them know the Emperor was coming soon and he was unhappy about the delays.
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    I hope she finished that book she was reading during the impeachment trial

     
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  30. kezarmyaj

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    the old 'I didnt say you were a bitch, I said you were acting like one' bit
     
  31. BP

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    So the US ambassador to Germany also doubled as the acting director of national intelligence for months. This comes a few days after he phoned Putin. Also Germany was not notified until the day of.
    :dubioustrump:
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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  33. BudKilmer

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    Iirc, It was the 20th of Maine that held the flank at little round top, which led traitor supreme Lee to foolishly attempt Pickets charge the next day
     
  34. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Is bert not a fellow CAC?
     
  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he claims he’s not
     
  37. mc415

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    hes Sikh he claims
     
  38. bro

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  39. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    He said he’s catholic.
     
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  40. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Continuing the family tradition of bootlicking for those who would oppress him.
     
  41. ashy larry

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  42. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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  43. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Well that's enough internet for the day
     
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    I mean if anyone would know, it's this guy

     
  45. two

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    Not to wet owl this but in one of the responses the author who wrote it said it was satire
     
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  46. fucktx

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    my little ladybugs
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Possibly the grossest thing I've ever read
     
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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Thank God he wasn't alive in the 1960s South