Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. brahmanknight

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    Didn't Trump say something about Obama's house having high walls or something?
     
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  2. Joe_Pesci

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    Apparently the property his chicago house sits on has walls around it

    Checkmate
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's pretty wild how fucking terrified he is.

    They put up 3 fucking fences to help control his fears
     
  4. Nole0515

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    this is what hey were complaining about
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  5. RavenNole

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    they have really completely lost their argument for needing guns. Isn’t the whole point to keep “the state” from infringing on constitutional rights?
     
  6. RavenNole

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    I need the NYT and Washington post to write long stories about the fencing with trump locked in the White House all weekend afraid of the citizens. Will help them in a big way. He makes another few errors on Monday and Tuesday that keeps next weeks news cycle on fire.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maralago
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  8. Mister Me Too

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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    What’s really cowardly is the little walls. The one that starts at the sidewalk and rises like 7 inches. Then there’s a series of other walls behind that leading all the way to his door. How many little fucking 7 inch tall walls do you need, coward?!?!?
     
  10. Henry Blake

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    This young man gets it
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  11. BellottiBold

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    Really should be screamed about at every public opportunity
     
  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  13. AptosDuck

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    Perhaps, as the consummate DC politician, he named them Dingell and Barry instead
     
  14. *DIESEL*

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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    Welp, that's a good joke.
     
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  16. Taffy

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  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Honestly, I would get kicked off a plane as well if she was on it with me
     
  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    holy fuck thats awesome
     
  19. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  21. AptosDuck

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    I actually wanted to lead with it, but I figured I should set it up first
     
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  22. GrizzliesDrew

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  23. wes tegg

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    I don’t know where else to put this. A friend is now head of school at the school we both attended. It’s a small, independent private school in Montgomery, AL that was founded post-Brown v. BOE. Being non-religious and largely supported by the city’s Jewish families, it gradually became the “liberal” private school, which it prided, but it never really addressed the obvious timing of its founding. He sent the below email out today to all students, family, and alumni. I’m pretty damned proud of him.

     
  24. Taffy

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    That's lovely, but have you got anything from Rick Flair, maybe?
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

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    Jeff Flake tanned, rested, and ready baby let’s do this
     
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  26. afb

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    "considering"

    fuck all of them in perpetuity
     
  27. BellottiBold

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    Fucking gross.
    They should all be headed out of the country in the dead of the night on unmarked cesnas with burlap sacks over their heads.
     
  28. Henry Blake

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    Playing chicken with a dictator w our country's future in the balance. F'em
     
  29. AIOLICOCK

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  30. Beeds07

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    So what its not a shoot
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

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    I hope I’m wrong but that many angry Philly residents is 100% not going to turn out well.
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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  33. Tilly

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    Black don't crack.
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    And Trump was disappointed because that was as close as he would've gotten to finally having a parade
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    Bots can flip stance pretty quickly
     
  36. slogan119

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    Philly had pretty high Covid numbers. Can’t think that’s going to work out well 2-3 weeks from now.
     
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  37. Doc Louis

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    Feel like this same tweet about the same article was posted almost word for word well over a week ago.
     
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  38. BellottiBold

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    *bows*
    lol
     
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  39. The B1G Kucktis

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    Shawn came in hot yesterday with Bert, he reverted to the mean today.
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

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    You know what? You can also suck my dick and choke on it
     
  41. The B1G Kucktis

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    Good boy.
     
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  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    100% chance that protesting is what he blames any upswing in cases on.
     
  43. 2

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  44. *DIESEL*

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  45. Bruce Bowen

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  46. GrizzliesDrew

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  47. *DIESEL*

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    There's a lot of those in swfl
     
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  48. Fusiontegra

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  49. Hank Scorpio

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    Kind of comes with the territory living in Florida
     
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