Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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    Has absolutely nothing to do with this thread other than Rex Chapman tweeting it, but OMG. I could not imagine how spatially unaware you would have to be to be this person. To tie it altogether though, it got me thinking...is there any way Trump knows how to fill up a gas tank at a self serve pump?

     
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  2. KJROD20

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  3. steamengine

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    We need a catchy name like Benghazi for this. All this long winded reporting does nothing.
     
  4. $P1

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    No private schools should be state funded.
     
  5. Beeds07

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    Really offsets the idea of private :idk:

    If tax dollar go to them, any student should have access.
     
  6. nexus

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    Clearly you never attended the Fall Festival at St. Mary’s
     
  7. BudKilmer

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    Parler doesn’t seem to understand their audience

     
  8. El Tiburon

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    So an entire platform literally founded on the principle of shitposting does not allow you to post actual shit?
     
  9. DelapThrows

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    Yeah, that decision isn't a church/state thing but a public private thing.

    State funding of private schools at all is problematic as most private k-12 education is a mechanism for whites to avoid integrated school systems. They shouldn't be getting money from the public.
     
  10. fucktx

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  11. joe-

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    someone the internet should harass
     
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  12. AptosDuck

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    What did the president know, and when did he know it



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  13. joe-

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    we already had a bountygate
     
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  14. Andy Reocho

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    LOL.

    I'm sorry you're just such a wet blanket that you can't recognize a small good that the Lincoln Project is doing.
     
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  15. AptosDuck

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    TaliBountyGate?

    Bountyghazi?
     
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  16. fucktx

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  17. fucktx

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    man you have to think that even the racists are getting a little embarrassed by trump by now
     
  18. fucktx

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    can’t wait until mark wahlberg is cast as the lone warrior 20 years from now
     
  19. Henry Blake

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  20. joe-

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  21. joe-

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    i can recognize more good stuff than anyone in the history of this nation - the likes which we've never seen before
     
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  22. LetItSoak

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  23. NYGator

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    Internally they can call it Mutiny on the Bounty.
     
  24. fucktx

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  25. joe-

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  26. fucktx

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  27. fucktx

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    this is great content this morning for any fellow rand haters

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  28. Henry Blake

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    Chris Murphy bringing it. Calling Dear Leader out for being a terrible example/leader.
     
  29. DUCKMOUTH

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    Is it crazy to think that if Trump loses he will claim all kinds of fraud and refuse to leave the White House?
     
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  30. bro

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    no. But that will end poorly for him.

    I think is more likely he moves out early and doesn't help with the transition.
     
  31. Vito Corleone

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    This will happen imo. It's whether or not the GOP decides to go with it.

    lol 'if'
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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  33. slogan119

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    I think he rules for oversight and institutions. It’s the one issue he’a defied conservatives on.
     
  34. Shawn Hunter

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  35. steamengine

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  36. joe-

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  38. El Tiburon

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    Is he talking about the last guy left in the platoon after his buddy Putin had the rest of them picked off by Taliban fighters?
     
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  39. bro

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    :roll:
     
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  40. Paddy Murphy

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    I agree. IF he loses (big IF knowing the fuckery that is coming), he might try the fraud/illegal/whatever act for a week but I don’t think he will get any backing from the GOP Congress and will quickly pivot to “Ive got better things to do anyway”.

    that said, I also agree that he 100% burns everything he can to the ground on the way out, primarily as a means of self preservation but also spite and immaturity. A new admin will be walking blind into all sorts foreign and domestic policy issues with limited or no record of what happened the last four years. He will break countless laws related to record keeping and transition and ultimately will get away with it (among his other transgressions) because the political and legal playbook says it’s a fools errand to try and prosecute a former president as a private citizen. As fucked up as that is, and as deserving as he is, the stomach for it is just not going to be there for a number of reasons.
     
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    fire.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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    People win the lottery everyday
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    But it wouldn't let me spell out Coach Urban Meyer dumpster
     
  46. Bruce Wayne

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    Bragging about making a person commit suicide to own the libs
     
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