Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. 40wwttamgib

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    it’s almost like they have to try to be this fucking awful at everything. You’d think even a blind squirrel would find a nut, but this fucking idiot is batting 0 - for.
     
  2. BudKilmer

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    speaking of :laugh:


     
  3. 40wwttamgib

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  4. London Humphreys

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    Everyone is saying Roger Ailes is in hell helping the devil remain in power.
     
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  5. ~ taylor ~

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    I have a 60+ year old colleague who has started sending me Portnoy's pizzs reviews. He's a chud. Portnoy isn't funny.
     
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  6. slogan119

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    It pained me to see Anthony Rizzo in one of those
     
  7. Truman

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    He's a Ricketts employee... it checks out
     
  8. UncleJesse

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  9. ned's head

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  10. BellottiBold

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    :roll:
     
  11. Lyrtch

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    dciap but OK put Medicaid expansion referendum on the primary ballot hoping to defeat it since in November the electorate would be friendlier to it with higher turnout

    seems like its going to pass tonight

    its incredible thousands who died unnecessarily by the GOP fighting this aspect of the ACA that when put up for a vote wins even in the reddest of states
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    lol the administration is so fucking owned
    weee Shitty AMC Show
     
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  13. BigRedEazy

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    whoops
     
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  14. bro

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    Never ever should have left that agreement. Was nice accomplishing things through actual diplomacy
     
  15. ned's head

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    Despite being so red, OK sure does seem to have at least some progressive policies. Wish that would rub off on texas
     
  16. MORBO!

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    My wife and I could apparently get New Zealand residency pretty easily, and we seriously kick the idea around here and there.

    I think if any of those people won, it might send us packing.
     
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  17. The Banks

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    It’s super tough to gain residency there, no? What do y’all do that qualifies you?
     
  18. Gaknight

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    Adopt me long lost friend
     
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  19. MORBO!

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    My wife is a neurologic specialist certified physical therapist who practices primarily in head injuries/concussion. It’s on their list for pretty much automatic residency.

    I’m a useless workers comp lawyer so I’m riding her coat tails in this scenario.

    CHAIN MIGRATION! SAD!
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

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    My mom sent this shit email to me this morning. I replied after reading like one sentence it’s one of the most blatant hoaxes I have ever seen and she was not happy with me lol
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  21. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  22. BellottiBold

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  23. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Like where the hell does she even think 1.5 Muslim trained militants are going to be coming from and that not even making national news somewhere? Fox News especially would have been all over that shit. Some people are just so god damn stupid.
     
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  24. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Wish I was in a desirable field. I just do bullshit marketing and PR.
     
  25. Lyrtch

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    i've casually researched outs over the years. wife brought it up unprompted the other day as something she'd be into if her job went away.

    i said yeah if trump wins again it might be time

    she said oh yeah if he wins its automatic but even if not we should think about it

    somehow she's passed me in planning it
     
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  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    When you put it that way it sounds bad.
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Trumpocalypse: (plus other bad things!)
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    What happened to the graphic design career?
     
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  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  31. The Banks

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  32. Josey Wales

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    So the people more crazy than the current gop are the ones beating trump endorsed candidates. This actually seems problematic.
     
  33. Gaknight

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    Burgess Owens to the rescue!
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    It's so gross that we named bases built for WW1 and WW2 after generals of a military the US military had to go to war with.
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    Now progressives should buy media reminding people this is socialism. This is a liberal policy. And just bc people can access healthcare, they don’t need to wear lipstick, burn the flag, and/or enjoy avocado toast.

    ...unless they want to.
     
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  36. Crimson&Cream14

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    Medicaid expansion passes in Oklahoma by less than 1% after over 650,000 votes. Dumbass rural Republicans saved by Tulsa and OKC.

    Glad to do my part from district 1. :mulletsmug:

    Wish Abby Broyles had a chance against Inhofe in November for that Senate seat.
     
  37. IV

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  38. bro

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    Good god what terrible writing
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  40. The Banks

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    While I knew grandpa Trump was a product of chain migration (gasp!) I just found out that he died of the Spanish Flu. Something something, history repeats itself?

     
  41. Doc Louis

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    At least they specified which Fort Lee
     
  42. enjj

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    Does it get enacted right away? Or does a R controlled State government just sit on it without actually implementing it?
     
  43. RavenNole

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    “It’s a fake news hoax.”

    -trump

    “the president was briefed on the intelligence.”

    -his people
     
  44. The Banks

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    tElL mE wHo ToLd YoU i WaS a TrAiToR tO ThIs CoUnTrY
     
  45. BudKilmer

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  46. Doc Louis

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    It's his fault for wearing a polo without a shirt underneath it. No one needed to see that chest sweater sticking out.
     
  47. slogan119

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    Also remember to send back to her on July 5th with a reminder that it’s bullshit
     
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  48. Andy Reocho

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    I have lived in Tulsa for just under three years, and since then I’ve seen medical(recreational) weed get passed by voters, and now this.

    How this state is so red still baffles me.
     
  49. Mix

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    I just recently found out about DAFT and after spending a few days in the Netherlands I'm all in. Maybe settle into Rotterdam.

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