Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If we needed a reason to not trust the LP they listed him at 6’4”
     
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  3. El Tiburon

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    I think the more important thing is they poke fun at his weight. I’m not normally the body shaming type, but since it’s only the most basic juvenile insults that actually get under Trump’s skin I’ll allow the gaffe here.
     
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  4. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    This is actually pretty good.
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that’s why they should have listed him at 5’11” or 6’.
     
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  6. El Tiburon

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    Oh I know, but it’s the weight that bothers him more. He’s just tall enough that he would still be “tall” even at 6’0”, but he’s nowhere near slim enough to ever be considered anything remotely near a healthy weight.
     
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  7. HoosDaMan

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    Republicans are so much better at smearing and attacking than we are.
     
  8. JGator1

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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm hoping that some time within the next month we are laughing at this tweet the way we were at Herman Cain flaunting his good time in Tulsa.
     
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  11. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    100% chance there's more than one pedophile in that video.
     
  12. BudKilmer

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    Lowest energy I’ve ever seen

     
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  13. IV

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    I’ve been saying this shit for 2 years
     
  14. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Except apparently everyone else has the Bundys on their side. Those people are the ones to fear. Not meal team 6.
     
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  15. nexus

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    Are you there God? It's me, nexus from TMB
     
  16. Josey Wales

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    At some point even the left will become unhinged.

    If CaneKnight was a righty, he would’ve already massacred a village.
     
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  17. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Maximum chaos
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm guessing the real world QUOTE should be, Republicans tried every way to cut UI as much as possible, but we'd still give you a touch more, but the Dems blocked it
     
  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  20. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Honestly a second American civil war would be so fucking messy. I would expect some states to secede again

    for much better reasons obviously
     
  21. HoosDaMan

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    James Murdoch resigns from News Corps board. He might have a soul.
     
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  22. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Woman has a nice ass in bottom right pic.
     
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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Going to need some Nuremberg trials after this shit is over imo
     
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  25. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Rude

    But yes this is literally in front of the place me and MLS are buying right now.

    Tough but fair I guess.
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    Yeah you'd think they'd adjust that low number and change the margin of error once in a while
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    The same way Tom Cruise is 6'
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    Everyone would put a fence up around Tennessee and West Virginia and just pretend they didn't exist. Have to redraw maps like hunger games.
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    He is the better of the two. Dont think the daughter is as radicalized as the dad too Lachlan is who pulls the strings. Not sure what role the two younger kids will have.
     
  31. herb.burdette

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    Tiny hands too
     
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  32. Sir Phobos

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    it's funny how bitch-made 20% of the country is. "oh, I don't have an opinion", "oh, I'm undecided", fucking fence-riding losers. there's a reason people like this got a special section of one of the circles of Hell in Dante's Divine Comedy, even 700+ years ago people knew cowards were useless and lame.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    remember when rules thought not only would the wall be built but mexico would pay for it

     
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  34. BudKilmer

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    Raiding DOD funds to pay off student loans and fight climate change? Oh my sweet dick yes
     
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  35. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Let me guess - they also posted at some other point about freedom of choice and non-enforcement of wearing masks, right?
     
  36. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Legit laughed :laugh:
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    Using DoD funfs on climate change is a no brainer. Also on health initiatives in South America, Africa and Asia. And education. All of that effectively makes the US safer.
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    I’d troll the republicans and audit the pentagon
     
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  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  40. IV

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  41. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. Truman

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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    You rubes this is base level Jeff Hardy, not Stone Cold. If he did a springboard before, it may be a lil Will Ospreay.

    Fuck!
     
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  46. RavenNole

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