Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. All_Luck

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    Holy fuck this is blowing my mind right now. That guy is my friends dad. I actually spent time with him. That said, hope he goes to prison for this shit.
     
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  3. kennypowers

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    I’m not saying you’re wrong about any of that prediction, but despite how well liked he may be in his sliver of Ohio he will be HATED by the general population. That and him escalating in power will bring much bigger megaphones to the people speaking out about his rape coverup.
     
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  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lmao Donnie just announced he’s banning TikTok
     
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  5. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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  6. herb.burdette

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    Trump is hated by the general population.

    He needs the 39% that are Trumpers and try to be palatable enough to chip another 8-9% on tax cuts.
     
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  7. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    Saw that pop up and thought it couldn't be real. I'm a dumbass.
     
  8. Virgil Caine

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    So what’s the issue with TikTok? Why’s is he wanting to take it down?
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s believed (potentially proven) by most to be Chinese spyware
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    Just remember only the US govt and US private corporations can spy on you. Thank you mr trump
     
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  11. herb.burdette

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    I want Mike Pence’s porn search history.

    Then once I see it, I won’t. Mother.
     
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  12. hipsterjoe

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    there are lots of issues with TikTok but they are most likely providing user data to the Chinese government


    fun fact: TikTok is banned in China
     
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  13. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    That has nothing to do with it. TikTokers ruined his beautiful Tulsa rally and the vast majority of people who use it hate his guts.
     
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  14. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    I bet he and Mother watch VHS porn every night.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Oh yeah that is honestly the better answer. I forgot about the kpop tiktok scene.
     
  16. JeremyLambsFace

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    He can’t exploit it
     
  17. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Anything that sounds remotely intelligent is not realistic as a Trump motive.
     
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  18. JeremyLambsFace

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    He’s also not banning TikTok he’s ordering the parent company to divest it’s US business so one of these tech giants Congress is currently trying to trust bust can buy it up for cheap.

    I don’t think it’s a power that he has.
     
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  19. hipsterjoe

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    no

     
  20. shawnoc

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    Fun fact: A HS friend of mine named his band Beta Porn. It may or may not have been a reference to my parents’ collection of tapes.
     
  21. indeed

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    All along have thought Trump is a coded character in some AI’s simulation or PhD project.

    But, what if he’s actually Satan in the flesh? We know from the literature that he’s a crafty dude. So what other human has been craftier than Trump? He gets away with everything all the time, bits of which have destroyed people personally and professionally over the years. How might this be explained, if not AI, by anything other than divinely evil influence?

    I’d still lean AI, because clearly here’s been some deliberate incompetence coding thrown in the mix. Good Autocrats move much faster than this bullshit slo-mo stupid unraveling that’s going on now, when we’re really there all y’all’s layers of privilege is going to go Poof, and you will be shocked at first, then a lot more pain and suffering will be unleashed to the usuals but also to more of us. That’s where we at this time next year if trump wins again. In some ways, it means the election coming is pretty important.

    But hey if you waive this off then if any of this helps you get more in touch with your Asshole, then that’s ok right.
     
  22. AptosDuck

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    I'm listening
     
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  23. NoNatty

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  24. Doc Louis

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    Oh that's going to concern the hell out of Susan Collins
     
  25. kennypowers

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    I mean you can make this argument for any R, but comparing some dork congressman that is basically known for refusing to wear a jacket and screaming at people to “billionaire” tv personality Trump is apples and oranges. And, there’s also that rape thing...
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Yeah, no way Jim Jordan wins a presidential primary outside of Ohio. He's not charismatic or serious enough. I think he could get Ohio another D senator if he primaries Portman.
     
  27. BellottiBold

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    Since when are Republican voters interested in "serious"
     
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  28. JGator1

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    It'll be the faux "populists" who are actually the elites they pretend to hate (Cotton, Hawley) vs the "business gop'ers" who made tons of money through fraud/government contracts/shady stuff (Rick Scott, someone else) vs someone in the Trump orbit (Ivanka, Don Jr).
     
  29. Randy Dangus

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    I’d love to see him give it a shot. His past will come roaring back and burn his ass forever. I don’t think the majority of America knows about his level of depravity. The “Jim Jordan only cares about winning” adds write themselves.
     
  30. cutig

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    His type of bullshit is made for the house. Gym Jordan would go to prison before he'd be president
     
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  31. The Banks

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    I’m not sure Reddit should be your barometer...
     
  32. The Banks

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  33. The Banks

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    Charlie Kirk stopped watching the NBA because of receding hairlines? What an odd hill to die on.
     
  34. The Banks

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    I think you are forgetting that he is a man that harbored sex offenders with dozens of abuses. Even if Ohio thinks that’s okay, America in 2024 won’t.
     
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  35. All_Luck

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  36. herb.burdette

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    Ted Cruz finished second in 2016.

    Rick Santorum finished second in 2012.

    I think you are underestimating how chuddish the Chuds chud.
     
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  37. herb.burdette

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    Most Americans care about that, but the type who vote for Donald Trump don’t.

    Instead, they elect a serial adulterer who cheats on his wife with a porn star and is caught on camera bragging about grabbing women in the pussy.
     
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  38. Blu Tang Clan

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    The Josh Hawley types are way more threatening than the Jim Jordan types. Same ideas, but educated and coherent. After Trump, the conservatives who want a more polite package would flock to that.
     
  39. Beeds07

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    Glad Tik Tok is more important than using an EO to get PPE made.
     
  40. Beeds07

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    Makes men think something bad is coming. Maybe the Maxwell filing. He always does something stupid to move media attention before something comes out.
     
  41. RavenNole

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    Maxwell suppressed the bad stuff until at least September at this point.
     
  42. RavenNole

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    Can’t even keep track of all the corruption

    BUT BENGHAZI
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Some would even call it a Grant Hill.
     
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  44. El Tiburon

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    Because it’s perpetually hobbled?
     
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  45. Mister Me Too

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  46. Doc Louis

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    At least the barriers are socially distancing themselves