Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. drunk panda

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    Wrong kid died
     
  2. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    Gotta sell another round of them
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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    He’d say something indicating he has no idea what the person was talking about
     
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  4. RavenNole

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    He needs the type of authoritarian voter suppression/election fraud advice that you can only ask for in person.
     
  5. RavenNole

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    looks like less than 25% of the vote to me. Election results seem legit.
     
  6. Beeds07

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    I legit spit out my coffee

    There's no evidence I had a threesome with Kate Beckinsale and Gal Gadot last night, but there's no evidence I didn't either.

    :shrug:
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Shitty meme time

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    The House Minority Leader evoking the "No U" defense

    We'll played, shitpit
     
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  9. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    Mark meadows is chief of staff
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah I was thinking of moron McCarthy
     
  11. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Innocent until guilty. Rule of law and so on and so forth.
     
  12. RavenNole

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    under trump it’s guilty unless you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re innocent unless it has to do with him or his people.
     
  13. Eraser

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    We really should be using their Moron ID numbers for clarity.
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. bwi2

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    Happy birthday, Jacob
     
  16. Prospector

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    and Putin is getting in on the "law and order" squashing of the movement
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    :doge:
     
  18. Prospector

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    CLARIFICATION: This story has been updated to make clear that the cuts are part of a proposal to Defense Secretary Mark Esper.
    Esper eyes $2.2 billion cut to military health care

    Yet defense officials say troops and their families could be hurt.
    Pentagon officials working on Defense Secretary Mark Esper's cost-cutting review of the department have proposed slashing military health care by $2.2 billion, a reduction that some defense officials say could effectively gut the Pentagon’s health care system during a nationwide pandemic.

    The proposed cut to the military health system over the next five years is part of a sweeping effort Esper initiated last year to eliminate inefficiencies within the Pentagon’s coffers. But two senior defense officials say the effort has been rushed and driven by an arbitrary cost-savings goal, and argue that the cuts to the system will imperil the health care of millions of military personnel and their families as the nation grapples with Covid-19.
    Under the proposal in the latest version of Esper's defense-wide review, the armed services, the defense health system and officials at the Office of the Secretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness would be tasked to find savings in their budgets to the tune of $2.2 billion for military health. Officials arrived at that number recently after months of discussions with the impacted offices during the review, said a third defense official. A fourth added that the cuts will be "conditions-based and will only be implemented to the extent that the [military health system] can continue to maintain our beneficiaries access to quality care, be it through our military health care facilities or with our civilian health care provider partners."

    However, the first two senior defense officials said the cuts are not supported by program analysis nor by warfighter requirements.

    Esper rolled out the results of the first iteration of the defense-wide review in February, revealing $5.7 billion in cost savings that he said would be put toward preparing the Pentagon to better compete with Russia and China, including research into hypersonic weapons, artificial intelligence, missile defense and more.
    But the proposed health cuts, in the second iteration of the defense-wide review, would degrade military hospitals to the point that they will no longer be able to sustain the current training pipeline for the military’s medical force, potentially necessitating something akin to a draft of civilian medical workers into the military, the two defense officials said.

    The second official noted the challenge in finding outside doctors given longstanding complaints from some U.S. hospitals and researchers that there aren’t enough physicians to serve civilians.

    Doug Jones (D-Ala.) pressed him on the health cuts.

    “Folks in my state have expressed some concern and opposition to some of the policies, which allow only active-duty service members to visit military treatment facilities,” Jones said. “What do I tell those folks?”

    “The department does have work to do on expanding choice and access to beneficiaries,” Whitley responded. “Sometimes that’s in an MTF, sometimes that’s in the civilian health care setting.”

    Whitley has specifically tried to eliminate the Murtha Cancer Center as an unnecessary expense, said one senior official.

    Last fall, Whitley and CAPE also sought to close the Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences, which prepares graduates for the medical corps, as part of the defense-wide review, the people said. Although at the time Esper denied the proposal, CAPE is now seeking major cuts to USU as part of the $2.2 billion. The reductions include eliminating all basic research dollars for combat casualty care, infectious disease and military medicine for USU, as well as slicing operational funds.

    “What’s been proposed would be devastating, and it’s coming right out of Whitley’s shop,” said the senior official. “Instead of a clean execution, USU would be bled to death.”

    in dealing with the pandemic.

    The cuts to USU will leave the department ill-prepared “for the next pandemic,” the first defense official said.

    Officials with the Department of Health and Human Services in January raised concerns about last year's cuts to the Pentagon’s medical corps, which were unrelated to the defense-wide review. In a Jan. 14 memo sent to the Pentagon, the health department’s top emergency-response official stressed that the private health sector would not be able to accommodate “potential casualty estimates shared with HHS.”

    The U.S. civilian health system “is unable to absorb and provide sustained care for large numbers of injured service members returning from combat,” wrote Robert Kadlec, the HHS assistant secretary for emergency and preparedness and a retired Air Force colonel.

    Kadlec’s memo came in response to the Pentagon’s announced intent to cut the active duty medical force by about 20 percent, or roughly 17,000 personnel, over the next five years. “Explicit” in the move was the expectation that the civilian health care system would pick up the slack, according to Kadlec’s memo.

    CLARIFICATION: This story has been updated to make clear that the cuts are part of a proposal to Defense Secretary Mark Esper.
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    Wtf? Why would anyone give a shit what drivel he has to spew about this. Ffs, keep the eyes on the ball.
     
  20. AlternativeFactsRule

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  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    Tried to mail a condolence card but the post office couldn't deliver it.
     
  22. joe-

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    looks like indeed was too busy not drowning in a creek and decided to shitpost his way through the day

    Edit wrong thread but the point stands gbr
     
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  23. Prospector

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    #VoteRed2020 is trending
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    Tanned, rested, and ready
     
  25. audrew

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    Is he still coaching? And does he have the foot fetish or his brother?
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

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    My man’s got some lettuce
     
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  27. xec

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    They really can’t conduct an Officer purge the way Stalin did, so they are finding other ways to weaken the military. Spend Billions on weaponry, but remove all incentives for qualified officers and enlisted men to stay in the military.
     
  28. Fusiontegra

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    Shitty means of making a point. The biggest problem for those people is that they were born into super unfortunate circumstances and that shit is a hard cycle to break.

    This is the equivalent of Rs posting a picture of a black guy on the corner of the projects and saying “this is what Biden wants”
     
  29. Prospector

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    White Evangelicals, This is Why People Are Through With You
    JANUARY 24, 2018 / JOHN PAVLOVITZ

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    Dear White Evangelicals,

    I need to tell you something: People have had it with you.

    They’re done.

    They want nothing to do with you any longer, and here’s why:

    They see your hypocrisy, your inconsistency, your incredibly selective mercy, and your thinly veiled supremacy.

    For eight years they watched you relentlessly demonize a black President; a man faithfully married for 26 years; a doting father and husband without a hint of moral scandal or the slightest whiff of infidelity.

    They watched you deny his personal faith convictions, argue his birthplace, and assail his character—all without cause or evidence. They saw you brandish Scriptures to malign him and use the laziest of racial stereotypes in criticizing him.

    And through it all, White Evangelicals—you never once suggested that God placed him where he was,
    you never publicly offered prayers for him and his family,
    you never welcomed him to your Christian Universities,
    you never gave him the benefit of the doubt in any instance,
    you never spoke of offering him forgiveness or mercy,
    your evangelists never publicly thanked God for his leadership,
    your pastors never took to the pulpit to offer solidarity with him,
    you never made any effort to affirm his humanity or show the love of Jesus to him in any quantifiable measure.

    You violently opposed him at every single turn—without offering a single ounce of the grace you claim as the heart of your faith tradition. You jettisoned Jesus as you dispensed damnation on him.

    And yet you give carte blanche to a white Republican man so riddled with depravity, so littered with extramarital affairs, so unapologetically vile, with such a vast resume of moral filth—that the mind boggles.

    And the change in you is unmistakable. It has been an astonishing conversion to behold: a being born again.

    With him, you suddenly find religion.
    With him, you’re now willing to offer full absolution.
    With him, all is forgiven without repentance or admission.
    With him you’re suddenly able to see some invisible, deeply buried heart.
    With him, sin has become unimportant, compassion no longer a requirement.
    With him, you see only Providence.

    And White Evangelicals, all those people who have had it with you—they see it all clearly.

    They recognize the toxic source of your inconsistency.

    They see that pigmentation and party are your sole deities.
    They see that you aren’t interested in perpetuating the love of God or emulating the heart of Jesus.
    They see that you aren’t burdened to love the least, or to be agents of compassion, or to care for your Muslim, gay, African, female, or poor neighbors as yourself.
    They see that all you’re really interested in doing, is making a God in your own ivory image and demanding that the world bow down to it.
    They recognize this all about white, Republican Jesus—not dark-skinned Jesus of Nazareth.

    And I know you don’t realize it, but you’re digging your own grave in these days; the grave of your very faith tradition.

    Your willingness to align yourself with cruelty is a costly marriage. Yes, you’ve gained a Supreme Court seat, a few months with the Presidency as a mouthpiece, and the cheap high of temporary power—but you’ve lost a whole lot more.

    You’ve lost an audience with millions of wise, decent, good-hearted, faithful people with eyes to see this ugliness.
    You’ve lost any moral high ground or spiritual authority with a generation.
    You’ve lost any semblance of Christlikeness.
    You’ve lost the plot.
    And most of all you’ve lost your soul.

    I know it’s likely you’ll dismiss these words. The fact that you’ve even made your bed with such malevolence, shows how far gone you are and how insulated you are from the reality in front of you.

    But I had to at least try to reach you. It’s what Jesus would do.

    Maybe you need to read what he said again—if he still matters to you.

    Get John’s book, ‘HOPE AND OTHER SUPERPOWERS’ here!
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    Spoiler

    there aren’t many to begin with, especially for physicians
     
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  31. Doc Louis

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    Way to make it about you, Jake.
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    Cheap shot but a solid connection. Dude is gonna have a solid concussion at the least.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    Ending with the sales pitch? :edmond:
     
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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    wut
     
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  35. MA

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    Nah, you should always be expecting to get hit if you're talking racist shit at people.
     
  36. joe-

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    anytime I leave the house I expect to be punched always got to keep your head on a swivel
     
  37. joe-

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    the lincoln project guys are so woke

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  38. Illinihockey

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    I’d be fine saying no mail in voting if instead they opened up enough polling places that people didn’t have to wait in line for hours to vote. That shouldn’t be happening in the richest country in the world
     
  39. CUAngler

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  40. joe-

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    this is dumb
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    Add it to his list
     
  42. Popovio

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    Chuck's been watching too much CSI: Miami.
     
  43. DUCKMOUTH

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    Stick to politics and leave the comedy to others.
     
  44. Bruce Wayne

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    Election Day not being a national holiday shouldn't be in happening in the richest country in the world either. If you want to encourage in person voting or the penalizing then electorate financially for having to miss work is where to start
     
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  45. Illinihockey

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    totally agree. If the feds won’t do it then states absolutely need to start doing this
     
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  46. mc415

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    wasnt a cheap he was talking shit looking right at them, how are u not ready to throw them things when u talk that kind of mess ?