Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Gaknight

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    Will he make it his mission to destroy and divide the country? Also no
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  3. GoS

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    Forgot how fire Bergen was
     
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  4. Mister Me Too

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    He’s not my preferred candidate, but that tweet is foolish to say the least.


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  5. prerecordedlive

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    I’d take a president that doesn’t break the law and commit atrocities right now. It’s a very low bar to stumble over.

    I could not care less that Joe isn’t my ideal candidate right now. No one is. But he is a massive leap in the right direction. If he spent the next 4 years merely undoing as much of what Trump did while 4 more years of shitty old voters die off and aren’t replaced, it’d be a rousing success.
     
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  6. 40wwttamgib

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    Yep, I can totally see voting for team red here. 30% of this country has brain rot.
     
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  7. GoS

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    wait i thought that dems and Rs are "virtually indistinguishable?"

    [kicks rocks]
     
  8. Hank Scorpio

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  9. Redav

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    This dude is such a clown
     
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  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  11. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    The lack of responsibility would get you so many ass chewings in any other organization
     
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  12. RavenNole

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    They are very clearly going to announce a miracle cure which isn’t true either going into one of the debates or right before Election Day. They’ve proven that they will do everything they can to steal the election.
     
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  13. RavenNole

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    great leadership
     
  14. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    This reads like an onion tweet
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    The Republican strategy is almost always: Never defend yourself, attack the opposition.
     
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  16. IV

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  17. indeed

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    That and Barr will be announcing Shocking Evidence from Durham’s investigation that Biden colluded with Ukraine and Obama really really did spy on Trump.

    NYT will run front page headlines on both, and declare how Trump has regained momentum due to these legitimate concerns about Joe Biden.
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    Ah yes, the tried and proven "I know you are but what am I?" argument. Checkmate.
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    Thanks to the excellent leadership of President Trump, we believe an act of God will soon be upon us and that should sort everything right out.
     
  20. Illinihockey

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    The death rate is going to start falling pretty substantially here. Trump getting all of the GOP moron governors in line to keep those numbers low over the next 2 months, winning in November, and then proceeding to order them to open everything back up so that we have a huge wave of deaths by Christmas is worst case scenario type stuff.
     
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  21. IV

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    Honestly my favorite part of last night was the Dem's throwing shade and jabs at the R's.

    Appreciated Biden calling Trump a white supremacist because evil needs to be called by it's name.

    Appreciated Duckworth calling Trump the Coward-In-Chief
     
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  22. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Through stat suppression or by changing citizen behavior?

    The second one should still hurt them because

    1. It makes them look like morons for taking so long
    2. Mah Freedoms

    But it wont
     
  23. El Tiburon

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Their plan is "hopefully Jesus does something for us"
     
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  25. Illinihockey

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    Citizen behavior. Cases falling in Arizona, Texas, and Florida isn't an accident. Their governors closed down places like gyms and bars and allowed cities to institute mask mandates. Cases are going down because of concrete steps, not because of the grace of God.

    Republicans have shown they are more than happy to give up their freedoms if it is a Republican telling them to do so.
     
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  26. Bo Pelinis

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    I know I'm way late here but Dolly Parton started a thing called Imagination Library that sends a free book a month to any kid who signs up until they're 5, I believe. Every month. Google tells me she's given away 130 million kids' books as of December.
     
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  27. IV

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    Disingenuous buttholes
     
  28. indeed

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    Existing structural voter suppression
    Further reductions of in-person polling places in Certain Locations
    Sabotage of mail-in voting and USPS
    Russian and other foreign actor interference
    AG and DOJ acting as a partisan enforcement entity
    24/7 propaganda “news” channel
    Facebook and other social media disinformation
    Armed goons showing up at polling locations
    Refusing to accept any outcome but victory

    What did I miss?
     
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  29. IV

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    Recipe: Fascism & Treason
     
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  30. El Tiburon

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    So, yeah, Trump can’t order cops to do any such thing. Everyone knows that, right?
     
  31. RavenNole

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  32. Jimmy the Saint

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    There are plenty of drinking establishments open in AZ. Apparently gyms can be open to some extent (the one in my complex is closed and people are bitching on the community message board).
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    I keep waiting to see if Fox abandons him. They have to know he’s in bed with OAN and that he is going to compete at OAN for the right wing news demo if he loses.
     
  34. jrmy

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  35. indeed

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    “Trump would never do that/can’t do that...........”

    Not directly, but federal and likely local law enforcement will be deployed in the name of “public safety” to minimize “unrest and violence.” We saw a dry run during the protests.

    Larger issue will be existing groups like the 3%ers and regular armed MAGAs that will come out voluntarily, and with encouragement from Trump. “DEFEND OUR GREAT COUNTRY!”
     
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  36. Doc Louis

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    I've never seen Ann Coulter and Sloth from the Goonies together in the same place at the same time. How do we know she isn't really Sloth?
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. ned's head

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  39. El Tiburon

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    This is different for a few reasons:

    First, my point is that his fiat has no actual basis in any legal authority. Trump has zero control or jurisdiction over local police forces. He can’t deploy cops to a given site because he has no authority to do so. The local police forces would have to do it on their own accord.

    Second, if the goal is to depress Democrat turnout in Democrat locations, those police forces aren’t going to comply. It’s one thing for Trump to send in federal troops into Portland and parts of DC, but they simply don’t have enough federal manpower to actually cover all of the polling locations.

    Finally, as for the private militias they would be committing federal crimes and federal prosecutors in certain areas at least have shown a willingness to prosecute.
     
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  40. xec

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    He’s signaling a pre-election announcement of a proven, safe vaccine that will not actually exist at the time.

    edit: what RavenNole posted
     
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  41. steamengine

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    You don’t need to solve the pandemic if you bring about the rapture.
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  42. indeed

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    Yeah Trump totally respects law, precedent, and local authorities. And thankfully local and regional police chiefs and sheriffs are primarily liberal or neutral non-partisans. And 3%ers and their kin are terrified of the DOJ right now.
     
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  43. El Tiburon

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    Show me an example of a local police force responding to a scene specifically at the insistence of the White House in the last few years. It’s because they haven’t that been has specifically threatened to send in the national guard to certain cities.

    And to top it all off, local forces aren’t doing jack shit because he doesn’t pay his bills. No cops are showing up for jack shit without getting overtime pay and budgets everywhere are stretched too thin as is. He’s a fucking moron who just says shit.
     
  44. xec

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    He pulled his troops from Portland to prepare for this and to train new troops. It won’t be long before we start seeing progressively violent unrest in key areas of swing states. Also some Dem cities in non-swing states. His agents will actually be the ones who stoke the unrest. He will blame Antifa and BLM and use it as an excuse to do 2 things: 1) limit the number of polling places in those areas, 2) send in his troops to “protect” the voters at those places.
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Schools are opening in person around the country over the next couple of weeks.
     
  46. ned's head

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  47. joe-

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    you’re pretty good at coming up with these these over the top not at all possible scenarios
     
  48. El Tiburon

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  49. Gaknight

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    Destroying the post office was so short sighted by Trump and his idiots
     
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  50. shawnoc

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    Actually, that sentence has a problem with a misplaced modifier, not a comma.
     
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