Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Venn diagram:

    - People who blow off the lawlessness of this administration.
    - People who argue that black people wouldn't be murdered by cops if they'd just obey the law.

    One circle.
     
  2. clemsontyger04

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  3. chuckmasterflex

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    Eric needs to start doing more drugs if he expects me to listen to him
     
  4. clemsontyger04

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    Reagan!

    Another shot
     
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  5. Cousin Eddie

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    It's literally her middle name and what she has gone by her whole life. And what do you mean by "How that went for Barak Hussein Obama"? You mean the part where he was elected president with more votes than anyone in the history of this country?
     
  6. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    This "speech" is a rambling mess. It's like he's just trying to fit in as many buzz words as possible.
     
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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Who taught eric to tie a tie
     
  8. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    He’s a fucking cunt. Fucking Trumps.
     
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  9. NYGator

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    I think Eric is winning the Trump family survivor contest this year.
     
  10. BellottiBold

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    Stop worrying about what she calls herself and just remember she's a fucking fraud and a ghoul who has no business being anywhere near the levers of power.
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    "Dad, let's do this for your brother, Roger...uhhh, I mean, Robert..you know, like when you played golf the same day he died. That guy. Anyway, I want to fuck that flag so badly because of how much I love America."
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Obviously you will think what you want but if you don't get that she went with a more palatable name to appease South Carolina Republican voters i guess well just disagree and end it there.

    I mean if you went to the most basic Republican and asked them if they would support a candidate named Nimrata with zero context they would yell obscenities at you.
     
  13. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    the racist birther bullshit. The xenophobic Muslim bullshit. The constant otherism bullshit. The being blamed for racist assholes being more comfortable with being racist assholes. GTFO with your bullshit.
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    Fat fuck is out of breath
     
  16. Cousin Eddie

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    What I was getting at is that going by your real name by no means disqualifies you from a wildly successful political career. I'll drop it though.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    They cut the trees down for a camera shot. I’m convinced of it.
     
  18. clemsontyger04

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    No social distancing and not a single mask
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    I never said it did. I am saying that people with names that paint them out to be “the other” have a more difficult time in American politics. Her choosing to use her middle name instead of her first name is an illustration of her acknowledging that fact.
     
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  20. HoosDaMan

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    Moose and squirrel are going to die
     
  21. clemsontyger04

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    this is a trainwreck
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Nothing means anything anymore. Giving a political speech in the Rose Garden. Motherfuck. Fuck this birther bitch.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This is Madison Ivy. Prove me wrong.
     
  24. fsutony

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    Ok Covid. No masks and no distance. Handle your business.
     
  25. clemsontyger04

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  26. RavenNole

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    Registered lobbyist for qatar
     
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  27. bro

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    This pleases me
     
  28. dathalfnukkahd

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    What is this woman blabbering about
     
  29. Vito Corleone

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    He’s not lying about his son, Nick Pompeo is a humongous fuck up who used to get drunk and physically sexually harass co eds by throwing them against a wall when they said no to him.

    Been told that by three different people that went to school with him at Kansas before he fucked up there and had to transfer, two of which saw it and had it happen to them.
     
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  30. fsutony

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    Amazing speech from this old stripper. I mean I guess it was good I can’t really understand her but she didn’t show her nipples this time or steal a speech so it’s a win.
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Siri speaks with more passion

    *stole it
     
  32. El Tiburon

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  33. clemsontyger04

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    Like a hostage reading a ransom note
     
  34. HoosDaMan

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    Fuck you
     
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  35. fsutony

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    Dead eyes. I mean how could you look at Donald and his orange weird dick every day and not be dead inside.
     
  36. HoosDaMan

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    To the mudders
     
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  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    They’re speaking to a camera, why not put the teleprompter behind the camera instead of the weirdly stare one way, weirdly stare the opposite way.
     
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  38. NYGator

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    He is an all tan pink person.
     
  39. El Tiburon

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    Total honesty? It's nice to see irony remains undefeated.
     
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  40. NYGator

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    Seems like there are three teleprompters meant for her to look around.
     
  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    She hates her life so much
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    Because when she looks straight on she looks startled due to all of the eye work she's had done.
     
  43. RavenNole

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    Sounds believable
     
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