Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    You’d think that Jr. could cram his video hits into the hour of day he is sort of sober. But if your going to do coke for your pre recorded convention speech might as well just free ball it down the home stretch.
     
  2. NYGator

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    This guy is the worst.

     
  3. NYGator

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    A Trump Jr overdose story would be an amazing 2020 gift.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Videos gone. Anyone have a repost? I haven’t cranked down yet today and it sounds like the perfect inspiration.
     
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  5. timo

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  6. Jimmy the Saint

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  7. Fusiontegra

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    On opening weekend of SEC football. No chance this goes horribly.
     
  8. timo

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    Undoubtedly true. Bastards trying to grind us down and such.
     
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  9. Duck70

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    Im so glad this was on video :roll:

    Fuck Ron Paul, I hope he shits his pants for the rest of his days.
     
  10. One Man Wolfpack

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    Luckily for him we have a “I just shit my pants at work” thread here on TMB.
     
  11. Fusiontegra

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  12. Fusiontegra

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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    He was the gateway idiot for thousands of Roganhead Libertarians on their way to the alt right.
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    I've seen this floating, no way it's real, right?
     
  15. Fusiontegra

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    From his healthcare speech yesterday:
    "Launched an initiative to end AIDS — HIV/AIDS — in America. We think, in six years, it will be largely eradicated. Who would have ever thought? And this could have started two years before I got there, but they chose not to do it, but we have. And we’ve launched the initiative; it’s into it’s almost fourth year. And at the time we did it, it was going to be 10 years — at the end of 10 years. Now six years — we’re already down to six. It will largely eradicate AIDS — HIV/AIDS in America. Who would have thought? It’s incredible. When I first heard about it — (applause) — when I first heard about it, I said, “Why wouldn’t they have started it earlier?” But they didn’t."
     
  16. NilesIrish

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    Still dumb but not as egregious in context.
     
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  17. Tobias

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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    They are so fucking stupid and lazy that they are just going to have Trump go out and try and give one of his rally speeches in a debate and pretend it is a cunning strategy.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    So no policy, just family attacks.
     
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  20. JGator1

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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    fucking Marvel and DC playing the long game.
     
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  22. bertwing

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    Disappointed!
     
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  23. Butthead

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    Seems more drunk or pilled up to me
     
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  25. RavenNole

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    good old fashioned racist voter suppression
     
  26. BellottiBold

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    also
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Soros is paying people to call me an idiot online
     
  28. The Banks

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    I guess 10 minus 4 wasn’t on that cognitive test.
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    I’m seeing it now. Trump calls Beau a “sucker”. Ol Diamond Joe calmly starts walking towards him “you know the saying Donnie, when you go low, I’ll go high” and then knocks his ass out with a right hook to the jaw. Pretty sure it’s in the constitution that if you knock your opponent out and make him shit his pants on national TV you instantly win the election. I might be wrong about that, but I’m pretty sure it’s right.
     
  30. timo

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    No, he absolutely has to point out the corruption of Trump and his family. He should do it from the onset of the debate. Biden needs to throw punches, and going after Trump's gross family needs to happen almost immediately. Put Trump on the defensive. Fuck Hillary's rope-a-dope strategy.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    one of the big things during the primary was joe getting mad at people for not voting for him. i swear to god he better not start the “when they go low we go high” low T bullshit now
     
  32. BWC

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    While I agree, this isn't possible for everyone. And it's really disheartening tbf
     
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  33. Fusiontegra

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    Look, it's good we eventually outlawed duels because they were savage and led to a lot of people dying over relatively small matters, but also...
     
  34. wes tegg

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    It’s Barrett. She’s going to get confirmed, too.
     
  35. TylerDurden

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    that has to spike democrat turn out in November. Has to.


    I’m so angry RBG didn’t retire in 12
     
  36. VaxRule

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    If potential democratic voters needed any more a slap in the face to get out and vote, that’s the choice that does it.
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    Yes that medical episode of death rattle cough that affects people of his age group
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    I hope you’re right.
     
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  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    Biden better just take a giant shit all over the Trumps
     
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  41. Lyrtch

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    like there was any doubt, tbh on either part
     
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  42. timo

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    "Godfather, you know I've always been loyal to you..."
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    i dont know if its better or worse to have a religious zealot than a political operative (Roberts to a degree but more Thomas/Kavanaugh type)

    the latter types if the GOP shifts ground dramatically over the next twenty years might operate closer to Roberts who probably over focuses on broader politics, where as Barrett is unlikely to ever shift
     
  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    Barrett the more dangerous pick to America longterm

    but not as big of a boost to Trumps reelection odds