Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Trust me, I fall in and out of skepticism daily, and you might be right. I just decided to take his base out of any decisions and focus on things that hopefully improve voter turnout.
     
  2. indeed

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    It’s always been about the margins. His floor for the popular vote is probably 42-44%, no matter happens or what he does.

    46.1% in 2016, and after every revelation and his aggregate body of behaviors and outcomes in the US and globally over the past four years, he’ll probably end up with 44 or 45% of the vote. This says more about the American public than him.
     
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  3. NYGator

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    And he fails to mention that Trump changed the tax laws to make them even more favorable for him.
     
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  4. HoosDaMan

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    I figured it was meth
     
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  5. dome foam

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    This guy is the worst.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    She was 34 at the time.

    Could she have even been VP?
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    When I was in school, I wanted to be a forensic accountant for the FBI. I sort of blew it off because I liked intramural sports and video games more than putting in the effort to have pristine grades.

    Had I really pursued that, it likely would have taken me until Bill Barr presided over the DOJ and I would’ve been completely hamstrung in my efforts to perform my job effectively.

    I’m glad I decided to “settle” for nonprofit accounting. It’s exhausting how little this country cares about people cheating in every facet of life to get ahead. You’re either the one shitting on everyone else or you’re one of the ones having to clean it up.
     
  8. Butthead

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    That Cohen part seemed pretty obvious from the beginning but it's nice to hear one of the goons actually say it
     
  9. zeberdee

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    hey me too

    although truth be told if what I heard about the background/lie detector tests were true, I was never getting hired by the FBI.
     
  10. RavenNole

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    This ad is awesome
     
  11. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Hopefully this will get the attention it deserves

    “The year he was elected to the White House, President Donald Trump paid just $750 in taxes to the IRS. During the same period, he paid foreign governments over $300,000 in taxes, leading many to question his claim of putting “America first.”
     
  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s unfortunate this won’t matter.
     
  13. Doc Louis

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    Yeah fuck that 30%, worry about what the 70% will think
     
  14. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Interesting to see the same folks who get all riled up about a broke family on food stamps turn around and act like this is no big deal. Trump might be the biggest welfare queen this country has ever seen.
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  16. DUCKMOUTH

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    see this is a big deal. Dude freaked out because he knows he’s busted.
     
  17. El Tiburon

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    Luckily for Donnie, ol’ Brad here was nothing but a coffee boy. Barely knew him. And his coffee was terrible, at that!
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    And this person is your friend? Like, present tense?
     
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  19. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. dtx

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  21. Josey Wales

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    Don’t we know for a fact a lot is owed to the Chinese govt?
     
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  22. Josey Wales

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    Give me a graph with some nice straight lines of cash flowing from losers and suckers in the MAGA base, directly back into trumps wallet. I could use a good AM laugh.
     
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  23. indeed

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    * that 42%

    It’s how this and everything else impacts the 2-4% on the margins.
     
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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This would be a good morning for twitter embeds to work on mobile.

    johnnyfootball.gif what's happening is everyone going to jail finally?
     
  25. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Yeah, Obama Hillary and the rest of the Deep State are in big trouble for colluding with the IRS to make Trump look bad.
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Parscale clearly ripped off Republican donors. That’s been clear for awhile. On the one hand I fully support defrauding people trying to help get Trump elected, on the other I would like Parscale to die in prison. But like, a prison less violent than the one from the HBO series Oz.
     
  27. Redav

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  28. Papa

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    This headline hurts him more than anything over the past 4 years. Screenshot_20200928-101051_Chrome.jpg
     
  29. dtx

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    BREAKING: known con man is in fact con man
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    His whole life is an obvious projection of what he wants to be. The only thing sincere is every moment he acts like an asshole.

    It’s frustrating that nearly every headline is about the lack of income tax and not about massive debt as a big security threat or the fraudulent tax return her received.
     
  31. NYGator

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  32. BellottiBold

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    The first Democrat that pushes this narrative immediately receives my tens of hundreds of dollars
     
  33. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “I don’t make enough money to not pay pay anything in taxes, but one day I hope to,”

    - too goddamned many Americans
     
  34. AlternativeFactsRule

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    “The Trump brand has suffered hundreds of millions of dollars in damages merely from Eric’s continued association with it.”
     
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  35. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    look guys, the fact that he has been able to pull off living a luxurious life while being hundreds of millions in debt, pay virtually no taxes, convince tens of millions to vote for him and an entire political party to lick his boots proves his superior intellect. Plus, my megachurch pastor says he's chosen by God. That's why he's my president suck it libs.
     
  36. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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