Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. DrTomOsbourne

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    Your church line made me think of a sign someone in my neighborhood has.

    "Jesus is my savior. Trump is my president."

    Totally normal
     
  2. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll be a piece of shit and post this no-win take.

    I see and treat a lot of depression. Feels absolutely beyond awful when one of your patients completes a suicide. So a lot of the "DoEsN't MaTtEr He NeEdZ oUr PrAyErS" shit on social media has me all pissy. Sure, he needs to be in the hospital for safety, but he's not fucking Chris Cornell. Some people are suicidal because of a tragic, pathological misperception of themselves and their world that makes life itself unlivable. Some people are cowards who do a whole bunch of terrible things, then find themselves trapped in their bunker as the chickens come to roost.
     
  4. prerecordedlive

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    Here. I’m pretty transparent about this shit.


    I’ve had people suggest to me that I need to hire a better accountant.

    Our household income hovers between the 60th - 70th percentile over the last 5 years. I have to say that the suggestion of hiring a better accountant to exploit loopholes is beyond absurd to us and completely unavailable to anyone making less than us. Those loopholes simply don’t exist at this income level.

    And hiring an accountant? For fucking what? 2019 was our most complex tax situation because she operated as an independent contractor for half of it. We got a $12 return. I fucking nailed that filing. What would some $1,000 accountant have found me at this income level?
     
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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Trumpers will judo this into "Look! A poor Washington outsider just like us!"
     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It almost sounds like a Home Alone sequel
     
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  7. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Fake Ass Teeth
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    Id entertain sitting down to watch that!
     
  8. El Tiburon

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    You just scored yourself a new follower, bub.
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  10. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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    I’ve seen enough - this guy is a fucking idiot

     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Going to be great seeing conservatives spin taxpayers to pay for Trump’s debt.
     
  12. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Privatize the gains, socialize the losses. Remember guys?
     
  13. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Rugged individualism for most, socialism for the rich.
     
  14. NYGator

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  15. NYGator

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  16. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    lie
     
  17. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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  18. enjj

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  19. Truman

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    Don Winslow :

    A+ Novelist

    F- Twitter personality
     
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  20. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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    I don’t mean to be a nasty person but this tweet is five years old
     
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  21. BellottiBold

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    I don't think that was missed.
     
  22. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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    this is a nasty reply
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm old enough to remember Parscale going on 60 minutes and denying they used race when targeting people via facebook & other campaigns
     
  24. Doc Louis

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    Real shame he never saw the 86 Mets
     
  25. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Biden telling him he has run the country exactly like he's run his business would take me from six to midnight.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s not even taking a salary! We owe it to him!
     
  27. indeed

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    Yeah was going to post that if this was a Black couple, surely the gentleman would have been taken into custody in a reasonable fashion and be receiving mental health treatment as we speak.
     
  28. slogan119

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    Wait, property taxes are not deductible above a certain amount, so why would that help, Junior?
     
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  29. Popovio

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    I thought the "double-cheeseburger takeout" was what they did for white people.
     
  30. LKRFN

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    I plan on reading The Cartel trilogy pretty soon, but I've been slow to it because of how annoying he comes across whenever he's RTd onto my timeline.
     
  31. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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    “My Dad pays sales tax on his Big Mac Extra Value Meal so it’s okay he doesn’t pay any income tax” is an interesting strategy.
     
  32. zeberdee

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    I'm kind of amazed that Trump's team hasn't put a muzzle on Jr. yet.
     
  33. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    The “He employs people who pay taxes” trickle down taxation argument is something else too
     
  34. slogan119

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    Unintentionally liberal, Hugh
     
  35. Truman

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    The trilogy is soooo good. And there's a ton of very good thoughtful social commentary in. It makes his annoying twitter so much more frustrating
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Not to get lost in this tax stuff, but definitely listen to the Zuckerberg BTB. I want him dropped into Ethiopia with a sign that says "Your genocide is my fault". I thought Trump was the human I hated most. Turns out its Zuck.
     
  37. RavenNole

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    Just watched cbs news interview a tax accountant in Tampa who basically trashed The NY Times report and said she would need to know if it was from his accountant or the IRS to know more. She said it shows nothing remotely illegal and doesn’t show he is a failure at all in business. No challenge at all to her saying the NYT found their own biased conclusions.

    I get curious and go on her website. Her about me is a picture of her with fucking Clarence Thomas. She doesn’t seem biased at all. Fuck the CBS/NBC/ABC news of the world who people generally trust who allow trump people to spread propaganda as fact on their networks.
     
  38. Doug

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    My friends would always ask me to use my accounting skillz to save them as much money as possible - umm you make $50k w2 wages, have no investments, and take the standard deduction, those loopholes aren't for you.
     
  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    CBS National News is pure garbage. This is one of their main political reporters. Her TL is no different than a russian maga account.
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    do all wealthy people also crime as a way to make sure they pay a minuscule amount Hugh?
     
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  41. NYGator

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    That's basically what Trump is doing when he says he pays taxes. He is either referring to FICA, sales tax, or property taxes. It's his way of trying to pretend he does the right thing without his MAGA's understanding the difference.
     
  42. BleedinGreen

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    You’ll never guess where she used to work...
     
  43. infected donkey

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    Fox (misled truth) News
     
  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Nice detective work, ace
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand,
    Lord don't they help themselves, y'all.
    But when the tax man comes to the door,
    Lord the house look like a rummage sale, a-yessir."

    -Albert Einstein
     
  46. IV

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    What if I get a 300 million dollar loan from shady Russian investors though?
     
  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I think the most insane thing about all this Trump shit is it already has a life of it's own, like if Hannity and Carlson got on Fox News tonight and said Trump is a failure we need to vote him out, Trump supporters would call for their removal not Trump's.