Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Kinda?
     
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  2. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Die you fucking sack of shit
     
  3. afb

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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ COVID-19 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
     
  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    Unfortunately
     
  5. Jc6

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    Is it weird that I’m very skeptical of this? The fact that he didn’t impulsively lie about it first just feels all sorts of suspicious. The tweets appear to be written by someone else. Maybe his people trying to get ahead of this before he makes the situation worse?

    Trump being upfront about something potentially harmful to himself just automatically feels all sorts of shady.

    EDIT: Now that I caught up, Trump positive for Covid and copping to it feels like there is a trump brand miracle cure vaccine around the corner.

    Is that too cynical?
     
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  6. bertwing

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    Fucking finally. Shit
     
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  7. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring Feelin' rosy.
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    I mean, that's one way to get out of the next debate.
     
  8. HoosDaMan

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    What a day. Wohl gets busted. Melania tapes. Trump gets Covid.
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm with ya
     
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  10. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    I can’t get over how ridiculous every day is.
     
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  11. Bricktop the white

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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ COVID-19 TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
     
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  12. Jimmy the Saint

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  13. HoosDaMan

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    I love the Trumpanzees telling her to be respectful
     
  14. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  15. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    He’ll be fine Bc you can’t kill cockroaches. But I hope he ends up intubated at Walter reed by next week
     
  16. infected donkey

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    Dow futures just ducking tanked hard.
     
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  17. kennypowers

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    Always interesting to read this stuff in real time before the bots overwhelm. Arizona’s governors feed for example, like 99% of comments bashing trump. By the morning it will be a shit show.

     
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  18. bertwing

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    Quite the night for the Covid Bro’s!
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    come on what happened let’s think positive and hope he dies.
     
  20. The B1G Kucktis

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    My message to Doug is a hearty fuck you
     
  21. afb

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    does anyone know if Hope Hicks was at the debate?
     
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  22. bertwing

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    “Oh hey guys can I hang out with you for a bit?”

     
  23. Butthead

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    fwiw i will 100% dance on this man's grave
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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  25. AptosDuck

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    October Surprise!
     
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  26. BellottiBold

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    What if the exit strategy is faking death and fleeing
     
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  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    James P Clorox suddenly snaps awake. The pounding on the door is matched only by the pounding in his head. Another night drinking away the memory of Susan has come back to haunt him. The beating gets louder.

    “James! James! Get out here quick! There are some people out here you have to see.”

    “Alright, Alright, Christ!”

    James sat up and stretched. A pop in his lower back notified him, he may be the greatest bleach jockey in the world, but his youth is fading in the rearview.
    He crosses his desheveled room, grabbing an old pair of faded blue jeans, splashed with the unmistakable white blotches of a man who knows what it’s like to work in the bleach trenches. James opens the door. The sunlight bounces off the yellow linoleum floor and another hangover migraine is reborn. James sees an unfamiliar face in the kitchen he shares with Johnny, a young upstart in the bleach biz who James has taken under his wing. The stranger speaks..

    “Mr Clorox, I need to speak with you! It’s a matter of national security!”

    James scoffs at the notion, immediately annoyed by the presence of a CDC employee. One who looks exactly like the one who halted his bleach vaccination trials so many years ago in Atlanta.

    “National security? What, somebody need a stain removed from the Pentagon?”

    The stranger does not return the laugh Johnny and James share.

    James! The President has tested positive for coronavirus!”

    James drops his cup of coffee mid-pour. It seems his dreams of a medical breakthrough just got a second chance.

    “Well, it seems the agent that will be saving the President now won’t be a Secret Service agent...but an oxidizing one. Let’s hit the bleach.”

    SCENE
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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  29. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    So what happens if he dies? Does Pence automatically get the nom?
     
  30. Duck2013

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    :ahh:
     
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  31. afb

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    he's 6'3 239lbs

    he's in tip top shape
     
  32. The Banks

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    This is gross, Trump refusing to wear a mask is responsible for 100K+ deaths in the US. Him getting covid and dying would save tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands more American lives.
     
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  33. fsutony

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    Somebody post the IF HE DIES HE DIES!!! gif
     
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  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    What a big, beautiful, perfect October surprise.
     
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  35. Fusiontegra

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  36. The B1G Kucktis

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  37. Duck70

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    Im still about 50% sure he comes out on monday saying he's all better because of Hydroxy and shows a negative test.
     
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  38. Butthead

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    i would assume so

    weird shit has happened in our history when a president gets seriously ill. woodrow wilson's wife was essentially the president for a period of time when he was incapacitated
     
  39. Emma

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    It is what it is
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

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    Fucking false positive.
     
  41. Blu Tang Clan

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    Your “Trump will win” posts have worn me down.
     
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  42. bertwing

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    I hereby nominate Hope Hicks for a Nobel Peace Prize
     
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  43. fsutony

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    He’s a genius. His taxes leak so he gets Covid to distract. Brilliant
     
  44. PeterGriffin

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  45. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas