Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    or just straight up faking it to

    a) gain sympathy points
    and
    b) claim he was right about Hydroxy/some vaccine
     
    #352351 Duck70, Oct 2, 2020
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  2. Josey Wales

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    They probably got wine something worse is coming out.
     
    #352352 Josey Wales, Oct 2, 2020
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  3. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Watching MSNBC and a doctor is concerned because he’s GUNDY FAT
     
    #352353 The B1G Kucktis, Oct 2, 2020
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  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #352354 afb, Oct 2, 2020
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  5. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    it's almost like it should be a responsibility for the president of the united states to not be a fat fuck
     
    #352355 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  6. fsutony

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    Guess that means Ivanka has it. Because well you know.
     
    #352356 fsutony, Oct 2, 2020
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  7. HoosDaMan

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    Rudy gets this and I’m going to take it as a sign.
     
    #352357 HoosDaMan, Oct 2, 2020
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  8. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  9. Daniel Ocean

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  10. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Trump brings back Big Ten football but dies in the process. I’ll be excited about college football again if that’s the trade.
     
    #352360 Blu Tang Clan, Oct 2, 2020
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  11. Corky Bucek

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    I am sure Fox News is reporting the opposite
     
    #352361 Corky Bucek, Oct 2, 2020
  12. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    btw no shaming for non-president persons intended here. but it's not like this is a big ask when you have literally every avenue available to you to be in decent shape

    oh and you also control the world's deadliest nuclear arsenal, so maybe minimize your health risks
     
    #352362 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  13. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Best shape of his life
     
    #352363 The B1G Kucktis, Oct 2, 2020
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  14. Doc Louis

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    So does this thread merge with the COVID threads now?
     
    #352364 Doc Louis, Oct 2, 2020
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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #352365 afb, Oct 2, 2020
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    we are not going to become Q.
     
    #352366 Daniel Ocean, Oct 2, 2020
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  17. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    best shape of any president in history iirc
     
    #352367 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Is Hope Hicks hot enough to escape Donald's wrath?

    I think she's going to have to have sex with him.
     
    #352368 JonathanCoachman, Oct 2, 2020
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  19. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    #352369 Duck2013, Oct 2, 2020
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  20. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, this board now combines into one giant mega thread a la the Gubbs treatment
     
    #352370 Corky Bucek, Oct 2, 2020
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  21. fsutony

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    You mean again right
     
    #352371 fsutony, Oct 2, 2020
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  22. portlandspartan

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    It’s going to be real fucked up when I get COVID from attending a Trump is dead party
     
    #352372 portlandspartan, Oct 2, 2020
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    She'll have to do anal if true.
     
    #352373 JonathanCoachman, Oct 2, 2020
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  24. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i for one enjoy his daily threads yelling at gfa and spamming buttrock
     
    #352374 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  25. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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  26. AptosDuck

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  27. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Promise?
     
    #352377 Jack Bauer, Oct 2, 2020
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  28. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    So we should trust known liar now, got it
     
    #352378 Duck70, Oct 2, 2020
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  29. TheoB

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    Guarantee that he's more upset about people describing him as obese on TV than the fact that he has covid
     
    #352379 TheoB, Oct 2, 2020
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  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    he did it for... the B1G
     
    #352380 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  31. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    If he’s dead he can’t win the election or return to Minnesota, everyone wins
     
    #352381 Blu Tang Clan, Oct 2, 2020
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  32. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    he's conveniently 1lb under
     
    #352382 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that’s what I said? I just think your conspiracy post was going off the deep end. It’s not crazy to think he has it.
     
    #352383 Daniel Ocean, Oct 2, 2020
  34. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    To be fair, Trump appreciates the hog mollies of the B1G
     
    #352384 The B1G Kucktis, Oct 2, 2020
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    How do you quarantine on a plane? Was she put in an astronaut’s suit?
     
    #352385 HoosDaMan, Oct 2, 2020
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  36. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Herman Cain reaching down from hell after Trump dissed him at the debate.
     
    #352386 Blu Tang Clan, Oct 2, 2020
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    How many rapid tests that were used on people before interacting with Donald were wasted?
     
    #352387 JonathanCoachman, Oct 2, 2020
  38. HoosDaMan

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    How pissed should those donors in NJ be after meeting with Trump tonight?
     
    #352388 HoosDaMan, Oct 2, 2020
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  40. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    #352390 Duck2013, Oct 2, 2020
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ for
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    Wouldn't be the first time she's been termed a super spreader
     
    #352391 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Oct 2, 2020
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  42. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Oh totally, he has been careless.

    Its also not that crazy to be a little skeptical considering the facts that he is down 9 in the polls and the news cycle was just 48 hours about him showing his ass in a debate.
     
    #352392 Duck70, Oct 2, 2020
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    #352393 HoosDaMan, Oct 2, 2020
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  44. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    #352394 Duck2013, Oct 2, 2020
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ for
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    I have him on ignore. He's spamming the buttrock thread? Motherfucker
     
    #352395 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Oct 2, 2020
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  46. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    he will post something in his language and then post like 5 Twisted Sister songs in a row

    unsure if that qualifies at buttrock

    he is not sullying the good name of the buttrock thread as far as i know
     
    #352396 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ for
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    Meh. Depends on the album
     
    #352397 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Oct 2, 2020
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  48. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I get why people are skeptical. I just personally don’t want to start down conspiracy theory roads. Would I be shocked to learn it was all a lie? Of course not. I’m just hoping he has it and dies. I’m getting pissed at watching news and everyone pretending we have to hope he gets better.
     
    #352399 Daniel Ocean, Oct 2, 2020
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  50. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    yeah Twisted Sister aint shit
     
    #352400 Butthead, Oct 2, 2020
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