Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Damn; that’s a pretty good ad.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fucker still won unfortunately.
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  4. vander02

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    And will in perpetuity, we have 3 of the dumbest Maga chud congressman in the country because we have 3 hard R districts. Not sure who is worse between Gosar, Biggs, and Debbie Lesko
     
  5. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    These people are so god damned dumb

    187 is the murder one

    Getting 86'd means you're kicked out of somewhere and can't come back. Source: 86'd enough people from the bar i worked at to know what 86 means
     
  6. beerme

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    86d means something on the menu is out of stock for the night although it may have been coopted for kicking someone out
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    Yeah especially since it's actually a 84 65 sticker.
     
  8. Can I Spliff it

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  9. Professor Moriarty

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    NYT crushing the NY post hunter Biden email story
     
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  12. NYGator

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    And more...

     
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  13. BellottiBold

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    lol destroy that fucking ghouls career
     
  14. Xander Crews

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    imagine being such a giant piece of shit, that every sibling hopes you fail at life.
     
  15. joe-

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    probably shouldn’t have said this out loud but oh well

     
  16. DollarBillHokie

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    The writer of that story will be a special guest on Fox News until the end of time if they have any negative repercussions from the story.
     
  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Fox News/Trump Party (Formerly Republicans) = Fascists
     
  18. BellottiBold

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    That shit is 3 years old
     
  19. RavenNole

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    and they will be writing for whatever white nationalist news organization they choose for eternity. One of them lives in Brooklyn and will likely play victim soon.
     
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  20. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

  21. RavenNole

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  22. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  23. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    Tweet was deleted before I saw it but they had to issue a statement:

    I have nothing to add here but just wanted to take this chance to say fuck the Iowa Farm Bureau forever and always. 10x worse than the trade unions their members spend half their lives calling corrupt.
     
  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  25. Doc Louis

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    Even the Marine corps one?
     
  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  27. DelapThrows

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    especially the Marine Corps one
     
  28. Butthead

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    racist things heard at work

    re: the civil war. "the north invaded the south because they were jealous of how much money the south was making off of their slaves"
     
  29. NYGator

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  30. NYGator

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    The reason you know the civil war never ended. It’s never we, as in the United States, and them, as in the confederate south.
     
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  31. IV

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    Ask them where the commodities Wall Street was trading came from
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    We’re back baby
     
  33. NYGator

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  34. MORBO!

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    Deleted already?
     
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  35. NYGator

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    Weird, it was basically this.

     
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  36. IV

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    Butthead follow up, I believe every single state declaration of secession specifically mentions slavery but I know most do
     
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  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  38. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i don't ever say anything about politics at work for reasons. if i did, i would have asked if they had read the CSA declaration of independence and its constitution

    and it's not like it takes some big brain to translate what those documents are talking about when they literally say stuff like "slaveholding" and "non-slaveholding" states
     
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  39. Butthead

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    yeah i mean it's literally right there in what they wrote at the time in official documents

    and yet... there are still dipshits like my coworker today
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is saying something
     
  41. NYGator

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  42. Butthead

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    newsmax has run these shitty ass ads on my local sports talk station for years saying it's the FASTEST GROWING NEWS NETWORK IN THE COUNTRY

    meanwhile you need like 3 levels above basic cable to access it
     
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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Every time I see the commercial I think its a joke ad leading to selling some product.
     
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  44. IV

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  45. Lyrtch

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    after hearing the lost cause mythology repeated endlessly on this board(and elsewhere) for years when i finally got around to reading the actual history books it was pretty jarring to learn all those arguments were bullshit
     
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