Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    When the substance isn't nearly as fun as the headline
     
    #358551 ned's head, Oct 20, 2020
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  2. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    #358552 London Humphreys, Oct 20, 2020
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    I did not try to have sex With Jessica Alba bc I have never had sex with Jessica Alba
     
    #358553 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 20, 2020
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  4. HoosDaMan

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    “Yeah. I did. Voted Obama twice, Kerry and Gore was my first vote“

    “I kinda got redpilled in 2017 when the Russia narrative never amounted to anything and I started arguing with people about not ripping down statues or supporting antifa. Exactly what I thought would happen happened.”
     
    #358554 HoosDaMan, Oct 20, 2020
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  5. Redav

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    Yeah i realized I fucked up after he locked the account.
     
    #358555 Redav, Oct 20, 2020
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hell do it as soon as Trump is out of the white house
     
    #358556 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 20, 2020
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  7. RavenNole

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    mans dumbass establishment folks will say he is a hero
     
    #358557 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
  8. RavenNole

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    He’s not wrong there
     
    #358558 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    The most amazing tweet was thst he never bought into the conservative argument until cancel Culture.

    People being held accountable for being racist pieces of shit is what set him over the edge.

    He could no longer openly laugh at a derogatory Chinese accent done by Chef Golblum
     
    #358559 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 20, 2020
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  10. Redav

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    He did take the snl thing really hard. Like he had a personal stake in it
     
    #358560 Redav, Oct 20, 2020
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  11. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    That was so fucking weird and cringey.
     
    #358561 cutig, Oct 20, 2020
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    He loved that shitty pod
     
    #358562 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 20, 2020
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Being. against letting the market decide made him a republican. Crazy
     
    #358563 Daniel Ocean, Oct 20, 2020
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's def one of my favorite right wing hypocrisies.
     
    #358564 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 20, 2020
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  15. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    So he moved on her like a bitch, cause that’s what you can do when you’re famously infected with the ‘rona
     
    #358565 slogan119, Oct 20, 2020
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  16. RavenNole

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    “If the virus never happened I wouldn’t have to step foot in your shitty little town” is a hell of a sales pitch
     
    #358566 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
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  17. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    It’s pretty awesome how he’s dropping local insults at every stop over the past few weeks.
     
    #358567 indeed, Oct 20, 2020
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  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #358568 chuckmasterflex, Oct 20, 2020
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    he hates them and they cheer it’s weird. The whole Nobel thing with him being mad the news was covering natural disasters and not his nomination left me speechless. He hates them and tells them and they are too stupid to understand that.
     
    #358569 Daniel Ocean, Oct 20, 2020
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  20. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    I actually remember the opposite, Joe.

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    #358570 texasraider, Oct 20, 2020
  21. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

     
    #358571 TylerDurden, Oct 20, 2020
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  22. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    The red pill comment is just wild. He seems pretty proud about going non stop shit post on there before today, not sure why he made it private. Even if he was just getting peppered by people from here today, he could’ve just blocked.
     
    #358572 mb711, Oct 20, 2020
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  23. dome foam

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    Makes me almost physically ill

     
    #358573 dome foam, Oct 20, 2020
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  24. RavenNole

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    #358574 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
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  25. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Reading through his timeline he posts A LOT on Twitter. Most of those I posted were from the last 3 days
     
    #358575 Redav, Oct 20, 2020
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  26. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    maybe the #1 thing I've learned from tmb is we're all addicted to posting and people who leave tmb find an outlet somewhere else

    i can't totally fathom twitter though, its a lot of screaming into the void seemingly
     
    #358576 Lyrtch, Oct 20, 2020
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  27. RavenNole

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    #358577 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
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  28. zeberdee

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    I saw Watchmen, that’s not a clock.
     
    #358578 zeberdee, Oct 20, 2020
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  29. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    This thread, yikes.

     
    #358579 indeed, Oct 20, 2020
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  30. Guns

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    Tweets about Joe Biden staying in his basement everyday like that Dan Bogino tweet “today is .... and Obama is the most corrupt president to ever live”
     
    #358580 Guns, Oct 20, 2020
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  31. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

    5 different things in this pic have made me laugh my ass off

     
    #358581 TylerDurden, Oct 20, 2020
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  32. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    #358582 Henry Blake, Oct 20, 2020
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  33. NYGator

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    If not for the virus, you know what else? 220,000 people wouldn’t be dead. Cunt.
     
    #358583 NYGator, Oct 20, 2020
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  34. NYGator

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    I don’t remember this. My god we are so embarrassing.



    Trudeau at the end...

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    #358584 NYGator, Oct 20, 2020
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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I’m sure Clay Travis and Hawley are enraged!
     
    #358585 bro, Oct 20, 2020
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  36. ned's head

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    #358586 ned's head, Oct 20, 2020
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  37. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Lyrtch i know you screen shotted those TH tweets. post them!
     
    #358587 Handcuffed, Oct 20, 2020
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  38. Lyrtch

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    I did not, unfortunately, and I'm pretty sure I'd be the last person he'd approve of following him on twitter.
     
    #358588 Lyrtch, Oct 20, 2020
  39. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member

    time to go deep cover as trump supporter and try to get him to reply to my tweets.
     
    #358589 Bricktop the white, Oct 20, 2020
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  40. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

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    #358590 TylerDurden, Oct 20, 2020
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  41. Rise

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    Think he signed in the right place and the reaction was his use of a fucking sharpie so his signature was bigger
     
    #358591 Rise, Oct 20, 2020
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  42. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member

    tyler durden about to become the saudi arabia of likes. the only guy with the well tapped.
     
    #358592 Bricktop the white, Oct 20, 2020
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  43. NYGator

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    I think he signed in all of their slots, and that is why they say there is one for each of us. You can also hear the sharpie keep going and they are looking at him like dude sign once and pass.
     
    #358593 NYGator, Oct 20, 2020
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  44. NYGator

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    This story is so much bigger than the fake story he made up about Biden if that story was even remotely true.

     
    #358594 NYGator, Oct 20, 2020
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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    He seems ill, spending all of his time responding to news stories on twitter
     
    #358595 bro, Oct 20, 2020
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  46. RavenNole

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    Smart. Just be positive and let trump hang himself
     
    #358596 RavenNole, Oct 20, 2020
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  47. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high


    Sent to me by a proxy


    But I’ll take all likes :eatit:
     
    #358597 TylerDurden, Oct 20, 2020
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  48. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    We have so many shit heels in this country who views this as being weak
     
    #358598 clemsontyger04, Oct 20, 2020
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  49. NYGator

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    #358599 NYGator, Oct 20, 2020
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  50. Doc Louis

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    It's not so bad, you find a niche and eventually an Instagram page and before long you've got a podcast
     
    #358600 Doc Louis, Oct 20, 2020
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