Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Isn’t the word of the pope essentially supposed to be the word of God? The immaculate conception wasn’t a fundamental part of Catholic dogma until the pope said so, for example.
     
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  2. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Audibly chuckled when I opened the PDF.

    Its page after page of telling Trump supporters to fuck themselves. Shea's the best.
     
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  3. NYGator

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    I don’t know. Most of my knowledge of Catholicism is from the DaVinci Code.
     
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  4. NilesIrish

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    What am I looking at here?
     
  5. dump

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    you could solve half of this issue if you just moved to Dallas instead
     
  6. afb

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  7. Bo Pelinis

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    Borat 2: Put down your chram!
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

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    We received a flyer from Hillsdale College advertising a conference on the dangers of Communist China in the mail today. Those of you unfamiliar with that school, it's a hardcore conservative college here that has made national headlines for various RWNJ things, and also offers riveting classes such as:

    -Intro to Western Philosophy
    -Constitution 101
    -The Life and Teachings of CS Lewis

    So then I found myself on their student newspaper site, and good god I feel bad for these kids. Some popular student opinion pieces include:

    http://hillsdalecollegian.com/2020/10/dont-succumb-to-the-mask-mania/

    http://hillsdalecollegian.com/2020/10/rush-limbaugh-should-speak-at-commencement-2021/ (running out of time on this one :loldog:)

    http://hillsdalecollegian.com/2020/10/a-covid-19-vaccine-is-unconstitutional-and-dangerous/

    http://hillsdalecollegian.com/2020/09/a-hillsdating-solution/ (INCEL)

    Enjoy the brain melt, thank you for your time.
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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    Rudy's cell number got leaked at some point. If you text him, you have a pretty good chance of him responding to it.
     
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  11. bwi2

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    If this guy can’t get laid on a college campus I don’t know what hope the rest of men have
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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    the pages are blank hahahahahhahah
     
  13. TylerDurden

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    Is he accidentally being honest? :laugh:
     
  14. bro

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    This is why SNL isn’t funny. Reality is just a constant joke
     
  15. CaneKnight

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  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Today has been a good day
     
  17. NYGator

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    So reading between the lack of lines, perhaps she called him on it and that is why he is trying to get ahead of it?
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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  19. Doc Louis

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    Hope the supplies don't run out
     
  20. Can I Spliff it

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    I can feel my brain wrinkles smoothing out as i read from conservative grifter twitter
     
  21. timo

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    edit. pulling my post down. guy is deranged.
     
  22. NYGator

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    Holy delusional. That said, the stories out there making it like Rudy knew she was 15 are dumb also. There is so much great stuff without that, and they will hide behind that being the fake liberal news. It seems that part was the very end of the prank...More of a punchline than something Giuliani knew about.
     
  23. portlandspartan

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    The fact they give a spoiler warning absolutely kills me.
     
  24. Gaknight

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    I'd bet my life savings Lebron is mentioned
     
  25. TylerDurden

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    Cernovich and Posibiec :laugh:


    Brains like cue balls :laugh:
     
  26. Can I Spliff it

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    man "Rudy Revenge Porn" is such a good screen name
     
  27. wes tegg

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    ?
     
  28. wes tegg

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    That's the first time I've seen him talk. He has serious meth mouth.
     
  29. NYGator

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    Can this week get better?

     
  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m amazed at how many people believe Hunter Biden left his laptop at CPU repair shop and never picked it up. It also just happens to get in Rudy Gs hands right before the election.

    what an amazing and perfect sequence of events.
     
  31. Hawks11

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    And also identified by a legally blind worker :laugh:
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Holy shit he’s a such a weirdo
     
  33. bro

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    big ctrl+f injury
     
  34. bertwing

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    ....and then what?
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    We eat it up don’t we, folks?
     
  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Every. Fucking. Time.

     
  37. dathalfnukkahd

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    This is shaping up to be a bad week for Trump. Can't be good for him with 13 days till election.
     
  38. DUCKMOUTH

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    Friendly reminder

    In 1968, Giuliani wed his second cousin, Regina Peruggi, who was the daughter of his father's first cousin. (Think of your son/daughter marrying your cousin's daughter/son.)
     
  39. One Man Wolfpack

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    lol Rudy signed a release

    He fucked

    Jack is just so fucking stupid
     
  41. NYGator

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    If anyone wants to smile, just picture how Giuliani felt in the moment that Cohen burst into the room and when it started to dawn on him that he was punked.
     
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  42. NYGator

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    I am enjoying watching these people try to brace for the film.
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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    Talking Head is leaving a lot of money on the table not muscling I’m on this guy’s scam. He’d be the man with one eye in the land of blind dunces.
     
  44. BrentTray

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  45. One Man Wolfpack

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    Are there any breaks during the debate tomorrow?

    If there are, Bezos buying ad time to promote the Borat movie with Giuliani’s scene would be legendary.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    his step sister walked in