Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    must be a helluva an ambien dose
     
  2. Lyrtch

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  3. Doug

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    I voted against him a few days ago, but sadly it won't be enough. He'll get re-elected again somehow. God my state is so fucking dumb.
     
  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Bill Clinton once made eyes at my wife as his motorcade drove past us on his way to deliver a Memorial Day speech at Arlington Cemetery
     
  5. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    You now have the ‘rona. Congrats.
     
  6. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I initially read it as “gRift” and it works just as well, if not better, that way.
     
  7. Jc6

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    Very true. Kennedy is the dumbest Motherfucker in the Senate.
     
  8. RavenNole

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  9. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    so, what's "unauthorized foods" about? Is this some sort of *wink* *wink* anti-Semitic and/or Islamophobic shit? "they're coming for my pork chops" or something?
     
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  10. RavenNole

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    looks like the fundraising goal is going to be hit on this soon. Going up in Tallahassee
     
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  11. RavenNole

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    I just took it as an extreme example of “dems will take your guns if they are elected” fear mongering but I only have a bachelors level understanding of the Fox News conspiracy theory world. There could be a hidden meaning that only masters level and up understand.
     
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  12. BellottiBold

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    Hopefully the premonition concerns the arrival of federal authorities to arrest him as a member of his traitorous caucus.

    (sigh)

     
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  13. SD_Irish

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    People like this are too stupid for life and yet somehow, he's an elected official? In a just world, he'd resign in shame immediately and then go door to door apologizing to his constituents.
     
    #359513 SD_Irish, Oct 23, 2020
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  14. RavenNole

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  15. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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  16. CUAngler

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    It can't be over stated how stupid the people in charge right now are.
     
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  17. RavenNole

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  18. ShuPoor

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    :out:
     
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  19. afb

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    helluva ratio
     
  20. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

     
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  21. Butthead

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    Maybe he will figure out his policy positions by then
     
  22. audrew

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    Yeah, from his party’s presidential candidate, AOC
     
  23. JGator1

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    Yeah it's Lincoln Project but Healthcare Plan Coming Soon!!!!!!!

     
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  24. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

  25. audrew

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  26. Lyrtch

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    i've tried to make that argument with chud family in SC

    we'll see if it works
     
  27. Truman

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    I saw that Harrison is running attack ads against the libertarian candidate saying he’s too conservative. If that helps siphon off Lady G votes to that guy, it’s pretty smart and hilarious.
     
  28. AIOLICOCK

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    It's totally fucking genius and I love it. Every candidate who can should do so.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    This is all part of the Green New Deal fear mongering, they are convinced that AOC wants to outlaw hamburgers and steak.
     
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  31. IV

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    combine this with jaimes adds supporting the more conservative candidate
     
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  32. Mister Me Too

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    Lou knows that democrats being in control will lead to more opportunities for fear mongering.
     
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  33. bertwing

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  34. Can I Spliff it

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    I feel like we've been surviving Infrastructure Week for almost a year now
     
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  35. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I know. Pete is 2032. Kamala gets 8.
     
  36. CaneKnight

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    https://semdems.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judges-general-election-2020-100520.pdf

    Here's a little write up for the judges in Florida for my Central Florida guys voting democrat. Two Right wing goons (Muniz and Sasso) on there need to go. I keep anyone in the center because they'd just be replaced by some insane federalist goon due to Desantis being Governor. Voting no on all the judges is a bad idea. Vote no for Grosshans too just in case. Anyone that gets put on the supreme court by Desantis is probably a dogshit human.
     
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  37. beerme

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    u guys sure are hopeful... until Texas flips blue this is gonna be a constant struggle to win the presidency. I’m m holding my breathe until November 10th
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    el Oh el
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Fuck all the way off and then when you are done fuck off again
     
  40. ShuPoor

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    Really wish they'd press him on the doctrinal issues that led him to leave Presbyterianism
     
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  41. PeterGriffin

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    Did not recognize me as the second coming, very unfair, never seen a Messiah treated so poorly, folks. Lots of Angry Presbyterians, flushing their toilets 15, 16 times or more.
     
  42. ned's head

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    He just doesn't like fish
     
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  43. CUAngler

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    It's even more hilarious when you find out that the guy withdrew from the race but his name is still on the ballot

    :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  44. HoosDaMan

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    And Sean Hannity has had a camera crew at Biden’s house all week, I assume. I surfed by there the other night and he had a box up of the entrance to Biden’s home as he did his regular diatribe in the other.
     
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  45. AlternativeFactsRule

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    The different colors tell you what sex acts he’s willing to do.