Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Doc Louis

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    He was changing channels and when he got to FoxNews the remote died. Really it's the only logical excuse.
     
  2. ned's head

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    All of these idiots can just get fucked

     
  3. newengland

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    Glad to see the Republican Party is finally admitting publicly that they support a poll tax.
     
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  4. steamengine

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  5. afb

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    sounds like your standard facebook is radicalizing people
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    Q people are mentally ill.
     
  7. Josey Wales

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    Something that happened when mike lee was still getting pushed into lockers effects how Mike lee makes decisions today. He’s such a cowardly weasel.
     
  8. Prospector

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    opens email. Sees an email that asks, Are you awake? President Trump is.... sent at 1:30 am
    800x match

    and Jr. sent me this one:

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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bork being a rallying cry for Republicans is so fucking stupid and just clearly outlying thier true racist and zexist beliefs
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    immigrants can be dumb assholes too?
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sure, we're all immigrants but it's wild to see a far right nationalist who demonizes his parents and ancestors who are alive is much different than "Western" (wink) immigrants for most of us that aren't alive
     
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  12. Prospector

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    lol siap

    BORAT: “I here to defend America’s mayor, Rudolph Giuliani. What was an innocent sexy-time encounter between a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter have been turned into something disgusting by fake news media. I warn you, anyone else try this and Rudolph will not hesitate to reach into his legal briefs and whip out his subpenis.”
     
  13. bwi2

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    Obviously pure speculation on my part but I wouldn’t be surprised that a Bosnian would harbor deep resentment towards the Democratic foreign policy establishment

    Lots of recent immigrants also buy into closing the door behind them, partially as a means of distancing themselves from everyone else not fortunate enough to have been able to immigrate lawfully.
     
  14. enjj

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    Nose gesture was a nice touch.
     
  15. Truman

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    Actually, Isabell Wilkerson talks about about that in her book Caste. How lower classes within the ‘in’ caste will do the dirty work to remain in that caste.

    It makes sense in generalities but when it’s someone you know, it’s pretty shocking. Albeit it’s been years since I’ve spoken w him and my memory of him and his family is from when I was a in middle school/high school. They talked about how they had to up and leave pretty quickly and were lucky to come here. To support someone like trump that is so anti refugee is so hypocritical
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I guess I am more used to it so it’s not shocking to me. My wife and sister went to school together so they have a bunch of mutual friends irl and face book, many which are 1st and 2nd generation Latinx. A large number of them are trumptards. Some of the shit my wife tells me they write on FB is mind numbingly stupid. Knowing that I am not shocked that your friend is a trumptard.
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think a lot of it, coming from his family who are immigration activists and the fact that he's been extremely liberal his whole life until 6 months ago.
     
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  18. steamengine

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    The pro wrestling moguls wife/ cabinet member is responsible for the ads to jam through a Supreme Court nominee.

    Extremely chill country we have.

     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. The Banks

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    Whats the current timeline for a vote on ACB?
     
  21. enjj

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    What credibility?
     
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  22. cyclist

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    "Saturday Night Massacre"
    On October 20, 1973, Solicitor General Bork was instrumental in the 'Saturday Night Massacre' when President Richard Nixon ordered the firing of Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox following Cox's request for tapes of his Oval Office conversations. Nixon initially ordered U.S. Attorney General Elliot Richardson to fire Cox. Richardson resigned rather than carry out the order. Richardson's top deputy, Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus, also considered the order "fundamentally wrong" and resigned, making Bork acting attorney general. When Nixon reiterated his order, Bork complied and fired Cox. Bork claimed he carried out the order under pressure from Nixon's attorneys and intended to resign immediately afterward, but was persuaded by Richardson and Ruckelshaus to stay on for the good of the Justice Department.

    Another link to Nixon...
     
  23. Truman

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    Monday, I think
     
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  24. cutig

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    Yup. Just enough time for her to do some voter suppression before the election
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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    Hahahhahaha the gop might as well be the batista regime in cuba.
     
  26. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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  27. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Lol that any of them are concerned with "credibility"
     
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  28. IV

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    she’s had a Huey long flashback I think
     
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  29. devine

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    Numbers never lie baby

     
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  30. El Tiburon

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    That polling sample consisted of Trump's immediate family members.
     
  31. The Banks

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    Was it Melania or Tiffany that voted for Joe?
     
  32. El Tiburon

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    My money is on Melania
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Baron both of those are POSs so yeah they voted trump.
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    What am I missing with those shirts? They don’t seem like a good thing.
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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    They aren't good per se, but they are Italian
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The one I posted is making fun of Italian Americans for wearing weird shirts like the first one.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Me likey gay sex
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Perfect.

    Not going with the, “We desecrated Mussolini’s corpse after the war was lost.”

    But, “I like fast casual dinning.”
     
  42. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high