Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Homo Erectus

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    Dems could learn a thing or two about messaging. Even the less fringe GOP are better at it than them.
     
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  2. AptosDuck

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    You can hate them in 11 days
     
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  3. The Banks

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    it shouldnt be hard (and should be expected) that the dems do this themselves.
     
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  4. bwi2

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    they've raised like $50 million and are spending it exclusively on vanity ads (and themselves)
     
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  5. The Banks

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    Why the fuck does Dade county have a Republican mayor?
     
  6. bwi2

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    Cubans
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    Yea saw that the other day. It certainly looks like they've made a ton off of it which sucks but they've still been very good at it.
     
  8. cutig

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    COVID19 TAKE MY ENERGY
     
  9. BellottiBold

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    Hopefully every last one dies
     
  10. xec

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    I’m furious that the most effective anti-Trump ads have come from Republicans rather than Dems. The Dem leadership is terrible. I’m convinced that if they win the WH and the Senate they will not accomplish the much needed changes to our checks & balances, and at the same time will allow FOXNews and The Lincoln Project to stay ahead of them on the PR front.
     
  11. jrmy

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    Are they the most effective or are they just the ones extremely high information voters who already are in the D camp want D’s to run to make them feel good?
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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  13. blotter

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    Yep. The to-do lists for dems moving forward that people have been posting itt read like volnation recruit lists
     
  14. jrmy

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    How funny would it be if Trump gets his ass whooped and loses and wants to step down and be pardoned but Pence is incapacitated due to COVID and can’t
     
  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    unfortunately, the wrong 2 people
     
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  16. bwi2

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    He'll pardon himself

    If he thinks he can't do that, he'll fire Pence, and make Jared do it
     
  17. jrmy

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    Could the Dems (hypothetically since they wouldn’t actually do this) pack the court and push the idea of a self-pardon to the Supreme Court to overturn it?
     
  18. bwi2

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    Yes, but they would only hear the case if he actually pardoned himself and was subsequently federally indicted within the scope of the pardon he gave himself.
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    Yeah it's definitely helpful, and probably helps other locations have more early voters.
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    So recruits already committed to other schools that they have no chance with?
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Pussies need to just fly the Nazi flag and get over it. Shit pit would have been gold for the blue line bullshit.
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lol. The Shit pit. One of my better suggestions on this board next to telling UncleJesse to quit being a baby and shit his pants as a grown ass man.
     
  24. Duck2013

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    I really hate to say this because it means unnecessary deaths will occur. But one thing that will really help joe lock this thing up is the virus just absolutely raging for the next week.
     
  25. The Banks

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    Its gonna be the worst 10 days of the pandemic case-wise and the deaths will creep back up to 1K a day.
     
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  26. RavenNole

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    I really hope some of the pacs start some coronavirus task force leader can’t even protect his own office ads
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    Hey guys great news



    Just like in the movies! Only good things coming up!
     
  28. bro

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    Acab
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

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    Pretty good comedic timing by the cop on the speaker. Made me chuckle.
     
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  30. AIOLICOCK

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    1312
     
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  31. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    [​IMG]
     
  32. Name P. Redacted

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    SOMETIMES IT IS OK TO LAUGH AT BAD THINGS
     
  33. The Banks

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    I have thought about this exact scenario when out in the thawing permafrost
     
  34. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    defrosted cro-magnon man 2024
     
  35. AptosDuck

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    (worked on it from start to finish)
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    lol wait until you get a hold of me
     
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  37. Can I Spliff it

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    I'm a muh-fuckin' spliff boi

    look what you've done
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    Fuck that grifter
     
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  39. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  40. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    I waited 2 hours (after showing up 30 minutes early) to vote absentee in Lee County, Alabama yesterday. Everyone was required to wear a mask, so I counted that as a win compared to what will probably happen here on Election Day. What a horrible perspective to have in “the greatest country in the world”.
     
  41. ned's head

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    Doesn’t mean much coming from one of their enablers

     
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  42. RavenNole

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  43. DUCKMOUTH

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    The whole America is the greatest and you can’t question it mentality is what is killing this country. Compared to a lot of parts of the world America is great. However, there are amazing countries with great resources, lifestyle and great quality of life.

    I’m not really a Mike Moore fan, but the movie he did where he goes to other countries that excel in certain things to find out why is really good. We should mirror some of those things, but unfortunately we never will
     
  44. kezarmyaj

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    I was driving through the hill country/west tx yesterday and saw a really unsettling amount of trump/confederate/thin blue line flags. I mean I shouldnt really be surprised, but just the volume of them was gross.