Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve given my reasoning. It rests on my inability to believe this country will do the right thing for POC. If you guys want to continue to make fun of me and call me an asshole or contrarian for believing that so be it. I hope I am wrong. I hope it’s not close enough for him to be able to steal the election. But, if it is and he does will it matter that he stole it and not that he was voted in? If the democrats lay down for him will it matter how or why he is in office? You guys trust that the right thing will happen, I don’t. That doesn’t make me stupid, an asshole or a contrarian. It makes me someone who has seen their loved ones kicked enough to know not to trust the right thing will happen.
     
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  2. Homo Erectus

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    Hey guise..You needed a big dick Democrat?
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  3. VaxRule

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    Fuck this lying shithead.
     
  4. NilesIrish

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    An underrated part of Borat is them shitting on her the whole time.

    she’s fucking awful.
     
  5. PeterGriffin

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    I mean is that not literally her “I don’t care do u” jacket? It looks the same.
     
  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  7. VaxRule

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    And gave a veiled 14 words at the end of that clip. Just horrible fucking people.
     
  8. BellottiBold

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    OH @T_$(U)*IO NRW∏Á·‹nozgs∫ª…•ïjopy
     
  9. BellottiBold

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    AS BANKS DO
     
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  10. Prospector

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    I don't really care, whore
     
  11. RavenNole

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    So much dirty money in the conservative movement
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    lololol strassel perfect
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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    Im not making fun of you. I happen to believe the poll numbers are skewed bigly. People don’t want to admit they are pieces of shit.
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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    Woo boy this is PORN

    NSFW

     
  15. IV

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    what the fuck, how does this even work?
     
  16. Butthead

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    They're getting better at humor and the left is getting worried

     
  17. OZ2

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    Well, I’m happy to know that the 500+ kids separated (can’t find their parents) from their parents are able to watch tv from their cages.
     
  18. bro

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    That’s the worst attempt at humor I’ve ever seen
     
  19. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You’ve clearly never read a blind dog post!
     
  20. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona, Michael!
     
  21. bro

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    Nothing matters to these people
     
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  22. Josey Wales

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    The dumbest people. Just the dumbest fucking people.
     
  23. Josey Wales

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    But the biggest problem America faces are non gender pronouns in college classrooms.
     
  24. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

  25. southside

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    Survival of the fittest, personal responsibility. That’s their line of logic.

    No demonstration of second or third order thinking.
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    How do I get 300,000,000 forgiven?

    Ok. Can we just start with my wife's student loans?
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Get fucked, trick
     
  28. indeed

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    It’s absolutely horrific.

    There’s always been shitty Americans and the country hasn’t worked for a lot of people for most of our history, but literally 45% of citizens are like an absurd variant of humans with malfunctioning cognitive and emotional processing capabilities.
     
  29. IV

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    well a lot of them/us are the descendants of people who ideas were too brutal for imperial Britain so yeah or just wanted to get rich at any costs
     
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  30. Josey Wales

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    If Trump was actually fighting for them. If he had shitty policies that benefited them and he was truly a populist I could comprehend their selfishness.

    This is why I voted Murdoch as the worst of the past 40 years.
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'd be re-elected if he passed the House stimulus bill
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    had to watch it but literally “vote for Trump to protect our heritage and the future for our kids”.
     
  33. cutig

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    Unfortunately for him mitch would never let that happen
     
  34. NYGator

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    I totally predicted this just today. That’s the value of his presidency.
     
  35. Paddy Murphy

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    i have not read the article, but at a minimum, forgiven loans are considered taxable income i believe. So if he got 280 M in loans forgiven, he would owe taxes on 280M. I assume the article deals with that and how it played in his taxes.

    how you get a bank to forgive 280 M in loans I’m not sure of. It’s such a large amount of money for a bank to walk away from that if it isn’t a criminal conspiracy by the borrower, it’s almost certainly a criminal conspiracy by the lender relative to their shareholders.
     
  36. Paddy Murphy

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    This is probably a good way to contextualize the why. Loan forgiveness as a form of payment. Won’t be surprised if a few Deutche bankers fall down 45 flights of stairs in Moscow in the next 5 years.
     
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  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I hate so so so many people in this world
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    Second biggest. The biggest is the lack of students in the classrooms
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    That or, eh, just tell stupid people what they want to hear results be damned. If it's repeated enough they'll believe it without every checking on stuff because, again, they're stupid.
     
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  40. cutig

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    Well we're waiting
     
  41. RavenNole

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    Conservatives are all riled up. I forgot bubalowski dude is on tucker tonight. They are still clinging to that as if day 7 of this failed October surprise is going to change things.
     
  42. RavenNole

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    They have to pack the courts. This smug fuck cannot win
     
  43. HuskerInMiami

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    My wife just asked for 5 short clips of why she shouldn’t vote for Trump. Anyone willing to help ? Idk if she’s testing me or wanting to share w others.
     
  44. cutig

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    Send her a picture of divorce papers
     
  45. TAS

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    https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln?s=09
     
  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    Just watch this 5 times and fuck off forever if you’re thinking of voting for Trump.

     
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