Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. RavenNole

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    Ivanka will be getting the real news now.
     
  2. chet fire

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    Dude sounds like a John Cleese character:
    In February 1937, Ribbentrop committed a notable social gaffe by unexpectedly greeting George VI with the "German greeting", a stiff-armed Nazi salute:[73] the gesture nearly knocked over the King, who was walking forward to shake Ribbentrop's hand at the time. Ribbentrop further compounded the damage to his image and caused a minor crisis in Anglo-German relations by insisting that henceforward all German diplomats were to greet heads of state by giving and receiving the stiff-arm fascist salute. The crisis was resolved when Neurath pointed out to Hitler that under Ribbentrop's rule, if the Soviet ambassador were to give the Communist clenched-fist salute, Hitler would be obliged to return it.

    More than just a coincidence:

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  3. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Always working a hustle that Jesus
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    Government that’s representative of its populace

     
  5. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    Boomers are the worst generation in American history. There's no argument otherwise.
     
  6. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Count our blessings there aren’t 93+ year olds in congress representing the still-living contingent of the Greatest Generation.

    Although they’d probably be kinder and more compassionate than the boomers so nevermind.
     
  7. bro

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    Hopefully this significantly shifts over the next 10 years
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Don Young is 87 years old so if he lives and wins two more elections he can be part of the greatest generation.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    hopefully boomers will become better people once they enter their greatest generation time.
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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    :yaoface:
     
  11. cyclist

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  12. prerecordedlive

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    I enjoyed this joke. Thank you.
     
  13. RavenNole

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  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  15. Can I Spliff it

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    Trumps rage tweeting again
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. BudKilmer

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  18. Keef

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    I wish I loved anything as much as rwnj love a vaguely all powerful military tribunal.
     
  19. Fabulousthundercock

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    The Dems want to take away our freedoms bring the troops in for marshal law!
     
  20. xec

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    Any idea where the 80 Million figure comes from?
     
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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    they probably think the exact differential by which biden won belongs to trump
     
  22. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Isn't it obvious? All of the votes were switched between Biden and Trump, each and every one. So 80 million voted for Trump and 73 million voted for Biden (this also means Biden won states like TN, AL, TX, SD, ND).

    -probably Brannon Howse
     
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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  24. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    he’s should be a star
     
  25. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This dude fucks
     
  26. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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    Went down a rabbit hole on Roy Cohn recently and this killed me...

     
  27. Doc Louis

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    That's asking a lot out of the generation also known as the me generation.
     
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  28. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    they're breeding
     
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  29. Bruce Wayne

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    Master race
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Mackenzie is a perfect name for those demons too.
     
  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    first baby to ever be born racist
     
  32. bwi2

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    baby must be a little dark for Stephen’s tastes if he’s putting her in a crib with a blanket and stuffed animal
     
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  33. kennypowers

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    In positive news, these are the final days of Martha McCsally being in the senate as Mark Kelly gets sworn in on Wednesday.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    One of the few times reading replies is okay.
     
  35. cyclist

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  36. RavenNole

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    I love that they lost their internet spiritual leader when they need him the most
     
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  37. Butthead

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    it really is kind of nuts that some guy on a message board wrote a bunch of bullshit and got people into elected offices because of it
     
  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  39. BellottiBold

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    oh wow fuck now what I hope the federal response doesn't suffer any
     
  40. wes tegg

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    Lech was inches away from being Surgeon General.
     
  41. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    I mean, any normal human being who's not a sociopath would stick around for the next 50 days and go on all the news programs talking up the safety of the vaccines and promoting mask usage. Total monsters in the WH.
     
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  42. Josey Wales

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    That singular set of foot prints? That’s Q carrying them through the Storm.

    Show some respect, heathen.
     
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  43. The Banks

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    Good, he should be in prison.
     
  44. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Seriously and here I am just posting for likes. Feels like a waste when you think about it.
     
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  45. Mister Me Too

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    You know who’s really wasting his time by posting here for likes is Beeds07, he could turn shit posting into a lucrative career if he pandered to conservatives/Trump sycophants.
     
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  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm both honored and offended I think.
     
  47. chet fire

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    I just read this book on the USFL since I really only had a wikipedia knowledge of the league. (Was it an AFL? Was it an XFL?)

    And fuuuck. You can be Lee Greenwood baptizing a Marine and still hate Donald Fucking Trump after reading about what he did.

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    (Free on Kindle Unlimited, last I checked.)