Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Butthead

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  2. Keef

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    What
     
  3. NilesIrish

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    I just don’t see a scenario where a 16yo thinks it’s funny enough to throw in a Shapiro reference that he requires a cut out. Unless he’s actually a fan and won’t tell dad because he knows he hates him.
     
  4. Andy Reocho

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    Sounds like a pretty stupid joke.
     
  5. joe-

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    are you sending him to CPAC too

    you know, for the laughs
     
  6. Keef

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    Sounds like you got trolled into buying him a cut out
     
  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  8. El Tiburon

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    Talking Head’s version was an actual Ben Shapiro real doll fitted with an anal Fleshlight.
     
  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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    Kid asked for a Ben Shapiro cut-out and a box of tiki torches for his birthday.
     
  10. AptosDuck

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    Appreciate all the armchair indignation

    need dbl to chime in with a "seriously, man, fuck you" and the morning will be complete
     
  11. joe-

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    dbl is reading a teen people article on child psychology in order to become an expert in order to respond
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    CPAC seems like immense comedy if you can remain undercover and high on drugs.
     
  13. Andy Reocho

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    You really gave your kid a cutout of a right wing propogandist, and you're going to turn this into "the people responding are the issue?"
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    Does your son ever ask to borrow your phone while he plays Fortnite? Asking for a friend.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    You’re now going to double down and add the Cruz and Hawley cutouts to this collection, aren’t you?
     
  16. AptosDuck

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    It was a joke gift that he enjoyed, the family got a kick out of the reveal, and we had it created from an independent company so the short grifter wouldn't get any money from it

    If you're truly shocked and dismayed, then maybe it really is a you issue
     
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  17. Andy Reocho

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    Christmas is going to be hilarious when he asks for a MAGA hat and a flag to hang on his wall behind him. You know, for the lulz.
     
  18. Andy Reocho

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    It's your son that you're giving this shit to. I hope you enjoyed the laughs :idk:
     
  19. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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  20. NilesIrish

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    Im honestly disturbed that Ben is a big enough presence to a 16yo that this is funny. I thought only shitty 20/30 somethings, incels, and people on here were aware of him.
     
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  21. PeterGriffin

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    This is nice because he’s comically small. Having him at or just above life size is relatively more respectful and therefore approaches the borderline.
     
  22. AptosDuck

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    life size is still comically small
     
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  23. ~ taylor ~

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    This is an enjoyable tangent. I like the idea of AptosDuck accidentally raising Alex P. Keaton. The Nixon picture is just for the lols, Steven and Elyse tell their hippy friends.
     
  24. HoosDaMan

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    Sometimes you just have to shake your head.
     
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  25. UncleJesse

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    That may still be life size. Guy could just be a giant compared to Ben, like 5'11" or something.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Am I expected to empathize with Heidi Cruz? I hope she cries every night. Fuck her.
     
  27. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Now he’s defending her? LOL
     
  28. UncleJesse

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    No, just using her to gain sympathy.

    Edit: Attempt to gain sympathy.
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I just punched my phone and took its lunch money by seeing this.
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

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    The only thing you can do with Ben Shapiro cutout as a joke is turn it into the cutout from Major League where he's in a lady bikini with a word bubble that says "You leftists stink!"
     
  32. IV

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    A Trump bucks cryptocurrency would be an incredible right wing grift
     
  33. Bo Pelinis

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    Tumpcoin TM is a genius idea
     
  34. IV

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    Dibs and thank you
     
  35. IV

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    Who watches the watchmen?

    Who grifts the grifters?

    Me that's who
     
  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

  37. NYGator

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  38. ButchCassidy

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    ANTIFA!

    (we need an ANTIFA gif like the Bernie socialism one)
     
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  39. Henry Blake

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    It's really something to listen to Hawley/Cruz talk about the attack in a detached manner. Like they were sitting on a beach thousands of miles away before and during the insurrection.
     
  40. CaneKnight

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    The fact that they're allowed to be apart of this process at all makes it a farce. It's disgusting and shit like that is why people hate politics. In a proper country both would be in prison.
     
  41. The Banks

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    Imagine being on trial for murder and the guy that illegally sold you the gun is on the jury.
     
  42. CaneKnight

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    Not just that, but encouraged to go commit the murder and told you where to find the guy to kill.
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    The wrestlers got caught because their landlord walked into the place to find no one living there, 400 plants, and all the windows blacked out with no curtains.

    Really smart bunch of guys.
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    Some girl is gonna come In his room and be as dry as the Sahara
     
  45. brahmanknight

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    I blame the church and my mom.

    Cursed morals.
     
  46. Bruce Wayne

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  47. joe-

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  48. joe-

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    bail denied ^^
     
  49. IV

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    again this should be illegal
     
  50. herb.burdette

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    Imagine if George Floyd protestors had breached the building?