Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Banks

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    Their hero, Trump, got it. Along with Tucker, and Matt Gaetz, and whoever else they worship (can’t count Rush Limbaugh anymore (he died, lol)). It’s so dumb that they refuse to get it. Follow your leaders. Get the vaccine or drink the kool-aid/flavor-aid.
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yeah but they lie about it
     
  3. BayouMafia

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    I guess I should feel honored that so many people want to be my congressperson

    This guy has the most signs around town (lol at the generic 'endorsements') but I saw a tweet last week saying that two leaders are Wright's wife (R) and Jana Lynn Sanchez (D), who lost to Wright in 2018
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Problem is that Trump isn't (or didn't before getting b&) constantly saying to get it, he more or less tacitly said to get vaccinated.
     
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  5. AIOLICOCK

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    I'm gonna enjoy watching Mitch watch the party he built turn into the fucking rompus room :ohgosh: Live out your days beneath a crushing burden of regrets, you fucking ghoul.
     
  6. chuckmasterflex

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    Those are probably the cameraman’s glasses
     
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  7. ned's head

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    Is that a statue of himself to the left?
     
  8. 40wwttamgib

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    Good I hope he goes fuckin blind staring at miller’s fivehead
     
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  9. RavenNole

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  10. steamengine

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    Fighting to keep black people from voting, keep guns in schools, and keep business polluting. That’s the soul of the party.
     
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  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “Faced with an increasingly radicalized Democratic Party, I voted for Donald Trump in 2020.” Lying about which party was radicalized in 2020 is not a good start, Michael.
     
  12. BudKilmer

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  13. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This fucker looks terrible and is going to be dead in 2 years. It's going to be awesome.
     
  14. Doc Louis

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    worst possible scenario:
    "DeShaun Watson and Matt Gaetz walk into a NRA meeting...."
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    My theory that anyone with a Substack is a loser is like a million and 0.
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Dont threaten me with the best time ever
     
  17. bwi2

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    Miller’s getting fat

    doubt he could beat many high school track athletes in a race now
     
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  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Im debating if I should start fermenting my shit now or just take a fresh shit directly on his grave
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    I will binge on Thai food, Bud heavy and polish it off with an ex lax.
     
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  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Miller went to the trump school of standing like a normal human.
     
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  21. Prospector

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    The Waltons have spent hundreds of millions of dollars to convince talent that they can live here and not sacrifice their quality of life in normal nonred hellscaps.
    Will be interesting to see if they can buy enough votes to keep the bill dead
     
  22. Duck70

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    Man, wtf is it about Bud that just cleans people out? It's like a t-minus 10 minute countdown as soon as that first sip hits my lips.
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    :laugh: thought I was the only one. Cleans me out.

    I will be at Mitch’s funeral drinking the king of beers and laughing loudly
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    Gaetz has gone with the Trump approach to just try to tweet through it, but this overlooks the vast disparity in political power each man possesses
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    Oh baby don’t tease me like this

     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :pray:
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  28. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Can't wait for the Behind the Bastards episode
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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    Sex trafficking is usually the charge prosecutors bring to ramp up the jeopardy for the accused. Matt Gaetz isn't going to get life in prison.

    Gaetz isn't going to get life for a "consensual" relationship with a 17 year girl.
     
  30. BellottiBold

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  31. steamengine

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    Gaetz will never see jail. Hastert did but our politicians are way too protected now. Hope to be wrong.
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    Team Gaetz will see jail time, even if not for statutory rape, but breaking campaign finance laws.
     
  33. Keef

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    As quickly as this is developing with new info coming out it’s too early to say either way
     
  34. Georgia_Nole

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    Two things that really crack me up about this Georgia voting bill, and the mlb moving the all star game.

    1) The Braves don’t play in Atlanta. They literally fled to the suburbs. So Twitter warriors comparing Denver’s “diversity” to Atlanta’s just goes to show how little they get the Atlanta metro area.

    2) It’s clear the Fox News/Republican talking point is to focus ONLY on the ID requirements for this bid, because that’s all anyone says about the bill. So for them to say that Colorado also has ID laws for voting too is so disingenuous, and just completely ignores all the other major issues with GA’s law, and how super easy it is to vote in Colorado. It’s like apples and dinosaurs different
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Duncan Hunter had to resign from Congress and got 11 months for campaign finance and corruption charges under the Trump DOJ. He was pardoned by Trump before serving.

    Gaetz is going to get everything he has ever done turned over by the FBI. Gaetz has that fucking creep tax collector narcing on him about the underage girls and the Fake Ids to reduce his sentence.

    Only way Gaetz doesn't serve time is if he has info he can turn state's witness against Trump (He doesn't) or if he puts a gun in his mouth.
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    Wait...this is their try at “late night”?
     
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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    As interesting as cornhole at 3......in the morning!
     
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  39. Jimmy the Saint

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    Greg Gutfeld is painfully unfunny.
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    Greg Gutfeld speaks both at a pitch and frequency, in a way that it would be impossible to ever successfully land a joke.
     
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  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    who the fuck is greg gutfield?
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    Yeah he's the bill mahr of fox news
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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    The funniest Republican available.

    Not sure why he brought golf in to it. I'm not a liberal executive of Coca-Cola Inc (who are bad golfers apparently), I'm just a commie from East Tennessee.

    And I will absolute fuck you up in golf.
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Imagine Gilbert Gottfried, played completely straight, without the charm of the funny voice
     
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  45. BellottiBold

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    just doing this here bc fuck it
     
  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    oh no, not the china photo again
     
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