Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I agree that most, if not all, of those corporations suck. I think we can all agree that the solution to the problem is to fully nationalize 'em
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  2. afb

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    Joe manchin also wanted republican votes on the covid relief bill

    yet he voted for it with zero republican votes

    maybe stop covering him non-stop
     
  3. NCHusker

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    Manchin must be dumb as a fucking rock
     
  4. The Banks

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    I’m honored.
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Joe Manchin is the new Anthony Kennedy change my mind.
     
  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  7. Hank Scorpio

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    Is there any chance this Gaetz investigation ends up resulting in anything other than us collectively personifying the Eli Manning gif?
     
  8. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Judge: Mr. Gaetz, the evidence is overwhelming. You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers and should feel ashamed of yourself. As far as your sentence, please do not do this again, and with that court is adjourned.
     
  9. ned's head

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    Nope, but you didn't specify which eli gif. I've already decided on this one[​IMG]
     
  10. slogan119

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    And make 40+ be on the floor in support to delay, not 60+ in favor to move forward
     
  11. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Are those bowling shoes?
     
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  12. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    gaetz saw how ray liotta dressed in goodfellas and then went on a big shopping spree
     
  13. IV

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  14. BudKilmer

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    in this gif, prerecordedlive is Odel and we are all Eli. He deserves this much at least
     
  15. Mister Me Too

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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    There are school districts with more students than Wyoming has people.
     
  17. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Clown shoes IMO
     
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  18. ned's head

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    He hasn't statutorily raped us as adults, therefore he must be innocent

     
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    "thus, we uniformly reject these allegations as false" is a pretty awful fucking statement, especially basing it off of him treating you nice. :facepalm:
     
  20. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  21. —

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    Am I a bad person for assuming the woman in his office look like deep sea monsters, which is why he hasn't acted inappropriately?
     
  22. ned's head

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    It's probably more fair to assume that the women who work for elected republicans are as morally bankrupt as their bosses. How could anyone make a definitive statement without even knowing details about the potential allegations?
     
  23. —

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    Why not both though
     
  24. ned's head

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    Lmao, amazing
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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    I’ve never had sex with Matt Gaetz and therefore must conclude he is a virgin.
     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    Don’t people usually sign their names on these things?
     
  27. NYGator

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    This is the same as Trump 101 for anyone he decides to make a positive statement about.
     
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  28. The Banks

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    Aside from Trump, who would sign their name to Matt Gaetz? Not even Fox News, OAN, or Newsmax will touch him.
     
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  29. Handcuffed

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    i don't think we can rule out that gaetz himself wrote it and he's doing the dumb conservative thing where he's "identifying as a woman" when he publishes it
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Big Dan coming in with the no shit analysis just to twist the knife on the guy who was a prick to him at a congressional hearing. I love it.
     
  31. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    “Here’s how women talk i think. Lol I’m a genius” - Matt Gaetz probably
     
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  32. slogan119

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    No way. Predators like him don’t hire based on your qualifications, they hire for looks and when they smell weakness.
     
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  33. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Put your names on it you fucking soulless cowards
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    I always assume R staffers are absolutely abhorrent dimes.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    bringing up the shit other 13 year olds have been accused of doing reeks of the “well look at his past” BS happens whenever a poc is killed by a cop. Of course we are going to have a visceral reaction to a 13 year old being killed by a cop. Yeah we should wait for the facts to come out but don’t act like it’s crazy for people to be shocked when a 13 year old is killed by a cop. Don’t act like it’s crazy for poc to be skeptical about it being justified.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Boycott CBS’s prime time lineup you cowards
     
  37. —

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    Boycott elections or you are part of the problem!
     
  38. BellottiBold

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    BREAKING: Some thoroughly irrelevant bullshit.
     
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  39. OZ2

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    ‘If former governor Huckabee can identify as an Asian and this ‘movement’ can make men turn into woman and vice versa I can identify as a woman.’ - the onion or Gaetz depending on who gets there first
     
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  40. NCHusker

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    How is Gaetz treatment of his staff even remotely relevant to the accusations against him? It's totally plausible that a man could be a sex criminal towards some people but not others.

    "This arsonist didn't burn down my house specifically so therefore he must not be an arsonist."

    I'm also skeptical there are any actual women behind that memo
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    Especially since the allegations against him don't involve the consent of the girls; it's entirely about their age.
     
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  42. Sir Phobos

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    VA just legalized weed. never thought I'd see the home of Philip Morris beat the rest of the South to the punch on the devil's lettuce. you may recall I posted about this months ago when prior legislation passed the General Assembly but that was for legalization and public sale to begin in 2024 which is, well, fucking stupid since they had earlier de-criminalized. Northam forced the GA to reconvene for a day and put simply legalization up for a vote to go into effect this July and it passed. can't sell it, can't smoke in public, but you can grow your own and gift up to an ounce to anyone.

    very legal and very cool.
     
  43. Guns

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    any more Helium Eric sightings?
     
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  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    duh, they are too old.
    what idiots
     
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  45. Duck70

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    Man, thank god Northham didn't resign. He has done good progressive steps for VA that I would have thought he wouldn't have had the balls or political clout to do.

    We do a great job at eating our own on the left and thus creating a vacuum that the GOP is more than happy to fill, VA seemed ripe for that to happen if he stepped down.
     
  46. prerecordedlive

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    Guys, I just gotta say I needed this win. Especially right now.

    My wife has been getting the shit kicked out of her by her bipolar disorder for the last couple of months and it’s fucked with me in inexplicable ways.

    Watching Matt Gaetz’s life unravel as I try to stabilize my own is so sweet. Couldn’t happen to a worse human.

    I appreciate the tags, by the way. It’s been difficult to stay engaged with anything lately.
     
  47. wes tegg

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    Sorry you’re dealing with that. And I hope gaetz gets even more fucked for you.
     
  48. chuckmasterflex

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  49. PeterGriffin

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    teen in question was 18 1/2 at the time. Not any proof necessarily of cash-for-sex but the cookie crumbs are mounting.