Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Banks

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    First Apple Pay, now Venmo? What’s next, Matt Gaetz gonna pay to sex traffic minors with PayPal?
     
  2. wes tegg

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    I’ve never been in that market, obviously, but I would have imagined that the going rate would be higher than $300.
     
  3. —

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    Guys the article said the woman turned eighteen 6 months before the transaction. Nothing to see here just a consensual adult relationship where Gaetz helped pay for school supplies and what not.
     
  4. enjj

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  5. dblplay1212

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    Damn hate to hear that. Hope it works out for you.
     
  6. pratyk

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    Authorize.net is next. Followed by ACH payments.
     
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  7. Mister Me Too

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  8. aisle seven

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    God dammit Nate Silver.
     
  9. ned's head

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  10. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  11. Andy Reocho

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  12. aisle seven

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    How many eggplants did he put in the comments?
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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  14. Butthead

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    a member of congress fucking some 18 year old is scummy but not illegal :idk:
     
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  15. Butthead

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    i honestly don't understand why anyone operates with it on public no matter what

    maybe people actually like to know when alicia paid kayla for *pizza emoji*
     
  16. BrentTray

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    It’s always projection. Blame the other side what you’re guilty of.

     
  17. ned's head

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    Yeah, but if you're telling a buddy to pay via venmo by using her nickname, it's probably not the first rodeo imo
     
  18. Henry Blake

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    Imagine all of the sleezy/illegal stuff done by Rs that we'll never know about.
     
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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is one of those moments where, I know that Moxin/Chatch have rationalized or excused away the Gaetz stuff, but I still want to know the gymnastics he/she took to get there.
     
  20. Butthead

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    chatch still posts here https://hardcorehusky.com/categories/general

    the software that forum uses is dogshit fucking terrible so i wish you luck in figuring out how to search by user. google is probably a better bet
     
  21. Fran Tarkenton

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    PFT Commenters brother has been on a hot streak too
     
  22. Lyrtch

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    i don't care, but he's also explicitly paying them which makes your statement not fully in context
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Yeah he has.
     
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  24. Butthead

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    for what, though? i guess when i saw the comment about the iceberg or whatever, i was expecting a lot more than a couple of venmo payments
     
  25. CUAngler

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    It always surprises me how cheap crimes are.

    Was watching some doc with the wife a while back it it only costed like $4k to get someone whacked. It's a buyer's market I guess?
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    we get it mR Fancy MoneyPants
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    so the framing was that there's a ton of shit been circling Gaetz for years and this story is just one small piece, not that this was the whole iceberg or whatever

    also, based on who he is sending the money to, what they're under investigation for, and everything else we know it's not hard to connect these dots boyo
     
  28. wes tegg

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    We were talking about sucking dicks for $1mm last week and Gaetz is out there getting 3 girls for less than a grand.
     
  29. Butthead

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    maybe the girls were into guys with giant skulls and stupid grins so he got a discount
     
  30. beerme

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    So if you suck one dick you could have sex with like 3000 women. That's what some might consider a good return on investment.
     
  31. wes tegg

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    And still have $100k left over!
     
  32. The Banks

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    Yeah but it’s 3000 of the type of women that would fuck Matt Gaetz...
     
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  33. beerme

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    Yeah that's a lot of jail time i guess
     
  34. Sub-Zero

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    saw this character at the vet office again today. We’ve moved from upside down flag to don’t tread on me. I bet this guy has quite a collection. 7CC35F2B-14CF-4F48-83C9-986695E313F9.jpeg
     
  35. BrentTray

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  36. Andy Reocho

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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. aisle seven

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    Lincoln Project is whatever but the response is on the nose.

     
  39. Prospector

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  40. BudKilmer

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  41. IV

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    This is, "leads to a nazi party/night of the long knives" type stuff
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Harlan Hill is on Gaetz’ “legal team” :laugh:


     
  43. Sir Phobos

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    he'd have resigned if every other Dem component of the government didn't choose to fuck up at the exact same time. he didn't want to create a precedent and have the lieutenant governor and the AG both feel the pressure to resign and leave the House of Delegates speaker in charge which, at the time of the scandals, was a Republican.

    but overall yes, Northam has made huge progress in Virginia for what feels like the first time in my lifetime, at least as an adult. the weed, the huge focus on shrinking the prison population and keeping it that way, a rising minimum wage, legalized gambling, so much more I'm just forgetting. Virginia always felt a few steps behind nationally and now I feel like at worst we're keeping pace if not a little ahead of the game in some areas.
     
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  44. The Banks

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    Didn’t this actually happen a few times in Florida last cycle?
     
  45. The Banks

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  46. The B1G Kucktis

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    Coincidentally, Harlan is banned from Philadelphia for being a lying insufferable bitch.
     
  47. The Banks

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    Coincidentally, Harlan is banned from Fox News for calling Kamala a lying bitch
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    No, he’s not a lawyer. I don’t think he even went to college. His PR firm is representing Gaetz. The “legal team” is referenced in the PR firm’s statement.
     
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