Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    and speak english when you do it, damn it!
     
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  2. RavenNole

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  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Don't make me press #1 for English dammit!
     
  4. BlazingRebel

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    Read a book you stupid cunt
     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Nothing like White Americans thinking they are more American than the natives the stole the land from or the immigrants seeking a better life just like their ancestors (probably within the last 150 years)
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Someone is in trouble
     
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  7. Biship

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    YASS
     
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  8. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  9. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    But was it tossed?
     
  10. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    What's the building with the H on it
     
  11. bwi2

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    love hotel
     
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    “I need an ambulance to the horny hospital”
     
  13. portlandspartan

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    Agreed
     
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  14. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Stuff? I like stuff.
     
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  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Love that these guys are the most pudding brained crooks ever. Using a public payment system is an all timer.
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    A public payment system that has a private setting that’s easy and apparent.
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  19. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    My former colleague, who did his PhD in Nara, was a bit too giddy to tell me about the love hotels when I was planning a trip to Japan with friends.
     
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  21. BellottiBold

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    As if the problem is one of "knowledge"
     
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  23. The Banks

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    (An idea so stupid their own governor’s vote would get thrown out)
     
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  24. aisle seven

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    Big Don still getting dunked on.

     
  25. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    :pffft:
     
  26. RavenNole

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    Genital inspections!? Florida republicans are really raising the bar to see who can lean into the modern social conservative culture war the hardest.

    this is the same party that doesn’t want a vaccine passport because the government shouldn’t know anything about someone’s health.
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Of course I know there is a major downside to bombing a US state, but hear me out...
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    Who exactly will be doing the genital inspection? That is fn abuse
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

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    No way that'll cause any problems 20 years from now!
     
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    BY GAWD KING!!

    THATS MATT GAETZ’S MUSIC!!!!
     
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  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Their solution to a non existent problem with children dealing with a serious issue is to sexually assault them.

    Go to bed Florida, you’re drunk
     
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  33. RavenNole

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    we should probably let him out on bail. Doesn’t seem a flight risk at all
     
  34. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Florida just made it a law that a high school girl must show an adult her vagina if she wants to play sports.
     
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  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Genital inspections sound exactly like something small government should be doing.
     
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  36. NYGator

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    Hearing Matt Gaetz just resigned and took a PE position at Orlando High.
     
  37. Mister Me Too

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    The Florida legislature already thought of this, the parents will have to hire and pay someone to molest their kids.



    :bobbleresolve:
     
  38. enjj

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    Holy fuck America.
     
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You got a bedroom you want to rent an exile, my friend?
     
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  40. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    Can someone explain to me why high school athletics is so important as to warrant such a Draconian measure?
     
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  41. NoNatty

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    it’s not. It’s a vessel to further a culture war and normalize other discriminatory bills.
     
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  42. Redav

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    Like most trans bills it's completely unenforceable. It's just like the bathroom bills of years past
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is what a political party does when it doesn’t have a message for voters. Instead of finding policies that might attract voters, they fail on non issues trying to get more of their myopic base out to vote.

    Just remember four years ago anybody that complained about things was a snowflake and needed to lighten up. You really see how ineffective the GOP is when they aren’t in power, which again makes me angry that a simple fix probably prolongs it, but the other side is afraid they’ll offend a voter somewhere.
     
  44. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Fuck it. I’m choosing violence today.

     
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  45. Jigga

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    I know a Fl rep that was sexually assaulted as a child that voted for this to pass. I can’t imagine the mental gymnastics needed for that to happen
     
  46. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I feel like it should be "I want the country to burn?"
     
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  47. Mister Me Too

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    I’m kind of disappointed that you did not include a picture of a Female Body Inspector shirt:

    [​IMG]
     
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  48. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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