Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    And the puppet masters at Fox (Limbaugh holla) and in the GOP can program the 40% to die on any hill that they choose. Physical border wall, 2A, low taxes for ultrawealthy, etc.
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    well you forgot to hit the sarcasm key when you posted those questions.
     
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  3. Mix

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    A little weird how a lot of celebrities who maintain FL residences for tax and fucking purposes have nothing to say on this shit but other states make big headlines. I assume its just because we're Florida and there is no saving us so whatever.
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Normally I find no value in these, but tagging Oann is good stuff
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    Truth. Probably because many if not most people are scumbags who like political theater so they can feel righteous.
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    Two controversial Republicans will be hitting the road to sell their MAGA agenda.

    "Firebrand Republican Reps. Matt Gaetz of Florida Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia are teaming up to start an "America First Tour" of rallies around the country," the Washington Examiner reported late Thursday.

    "The premiere event will be next week, on May 7 in Florida at The Villages, the world's largest retiree playground with a reliably Republican base," the newspaper reported.

    "Gaetz's rally series comes a month after news broke of a federal investigation exploring whether he had sexual relations with a minor or paid for sex, which grew out of a broader investigation into Joel Greenberg, a former tax collector in Seminole County, Florida, who was indicted in 2020 on charges including sex trafficking of a minor and financially supporting people in exchange for sex.

    The House Ethics Committee has also opened an investigation to "gather additional information" about the allegations of inappropriate behavior from Gaetz."

    .....

    UPDATE: Gaetz is no longer affiliated with the America First Tour.
     
  7. elfrid

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    concentration camps were just a prank bro
     
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  8. OZ2

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    00% chance these are the worst parents in the crowd at their kids high-school games.
     
  9. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    lolz hilarious bro
     
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  10. herb.burdette

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    Who does this though, really? Even if you are antivax what could possibly possess you to heckle kids getting a vaccine?
     
  11. portlandspartan

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    Herb, a vast amount of people in the USA, nay, world are incredible assholes
     
  12. OZ2

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    This is central oregon, which QUICKLY turns to East oregon, which is an extension of Idaho, which is the worst humans once you get to the mountain states out west.

    Bend (where this happened) is awesome, but you are a stone’s throw away from some real shit.
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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  14. ~ taylor ~

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    Conservative white trash are among the worst people in the world. You live in Ohio, this shouldn't be news.
     
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  15. Professor Moriarty

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    You’re the state that gave the world Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.
     
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  17. Bruce Wayne

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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    Jeffrey Dahmer, Jim Jordan and Jim Harbaugh. Check and mate!
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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    lol Kushner backed a Saudi blockade of Qatar because he had a billion dollar loan owed to Qatar on building in Manhattan he couldn't pay back.

    $250,000 ain't shit
     
  20. Redav

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    I'm no lawyer but bribing government officials for pardons seems like it's probably illegal
     
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  21. —

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    BUT THE DEMOCRATS....
     
  22. herb.burdette

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    Woody Hayes, Bob Knight, oh wait a minute, what?
     
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    Being outsmarted in the real estate game by Qatar who are building massive soccer stadiums within a few miles of each other is embarrassing.

    And why don’t evangelicals give Jared shit for his obsession with 666 5th Avenue?
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    ((closes eyes and crosses fingers))

    Please say Guy Fieri next, please say Guy Fieri!!!
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    A very low energy Trump goes through the motions of trying to relive the thrill of the recount.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Delusional and fucking dangerous.
     
  28. —

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    But Joe is a crazy old man lol
     
  29. BellottiBold

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    This country is such fucking garbage and fraudulent. There is no way that that piece of shit should still be free.
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    But I was assured that he would be charged by the DOJ!
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just wait until New York gets ahold of him!
    Narrator- they won’t
     
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  32. CUAngler

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    Congrats to me
     
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  33. Beeds07

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    I think he has us on this one

     
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  34. VaxRule

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    *who’s
     
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  35. JonathanCoachman

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    The LaCrosse team is lucky he wasn’t on the squad during their legal troubles. Rudy would have taken charge of the defense and the entire team would be on death row right now.
     
  36. Beeds07

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    I was thinking that the equivalent of the GOPs stance on systemic racism would be Germany saying Nazism never happened and tried to move on as it WWII and the Holocaust never happened. Even Germany realized they had to accept their horrors after losing a war but still keep one eye on their history to try and keep it from happening again. The difference is parts of this country doesn’t care and don’t want to change because it might make them uneasy.

    This country is worse than people who did the Holocaust.
     
  37. ned's head

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    I don't have any proof that he isn't following in his father's footsteps by fucking a relative, but I also don't have evidence that he isn't.
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Well there is a large part of the GOP base that would actually love to return to that past so they’ll never disavow it because they know they know they have to skirt the line and keep sounding the dog whistle whenever possible.
     
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  39. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  40. Beeds07

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    You just going to ignore that the people that did the Holocaust were at least repentant?
     
  41. NCHusker

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    Blame him for what? Basically nothing has happened
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    Trump supporters, perfectly reasonable people

     
  43. AIOLICOCK

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    Literally dropped my phone @ "fish tacos!" :roll:
     
  44. Butthead

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    Did someone edit his hands?
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    They were repentant because they got caught.
     
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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    The victims that were gassed on arrival at Treblinka had it better than a victim of the African Slave Trade IMO. In particular, the ones that had to survive The Middle Passage.
     
  47. Josey Wales

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    The dummy’s inference that barr politicized the DOJ is spot on. That mueller report needs to come out. Barr clearly obstructed multiple investigations leading to Trump.
     
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