Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Butthead

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    Andrew Giuliani has a comically large mouth
     
  2. Josey Wales

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    Genetic mutation from his parents being cousins.
     
  3. BudKilmer

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  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Check out Charles II of Spain if you wanna see the results of two generations of uncle/niece offspring.
     
  5. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Over/under 3.5 years until we find out that dude has child pornography
     
  6. IV

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    .5 I bet
     
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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    Some MAGA person will see the headline of that article and assume the fine Anglo-Saxon was kind of enough to charge his students phone battery for them.
     
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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    The guy is for sure a suicide risk. His crazy religiosity is probably the only thing that has kept him from doing it already.
     
  9. Jigga

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    Saw a Desantis for president hat and it says Make Florida America
     
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    Speaking of suicide risks ....
    I may join the list

     
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  11. Josey Wales

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    After trump this would seriously be my breaking point to move abroad.
     
  12. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    The difference is that a allied forces went into Bavaria post war and fucked people up who were still Nazi supporters. They outlawed the swastika and put the hammer down for close to 4 decades.

    We should have burnt the South to the ground post Civil war and killed all slave owners.
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    That would have saved all of you from the suffering I cause here
     
  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    The politics in the UK are getting pretty shit too, except that Labour is in utter disarray and splits the vote with Liberal Democrats so the Tories will be in power forever.
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Labour was so happy to quickly throw Corbyn under the bus and now they look like our Democratic party with their heads cut off.
     
  16. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    If I ever get to the point of political fiending that I get invested in the UK government, please cut me off. It's a slippery slope, what's next, placing bets on SE Asian parliamentary results?
     
  17. CaneKnight

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    Most conservatives are just weird freaks, who have no business participating society and should be put on their own island away from normal people.
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    Unless Trump runs again, I'll be surprised if DeSantis isn't the Republican nominee.
     
  19. WhiskeyDelta

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    He said he was looking at moving abroad and I live in the UK :idk:
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    Or just moved there to enjoy the mild winters and superior college football that would eventually happen.
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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  23. pez

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    She should post her birth certificate to verify this
     
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  24. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    No criticism, I was aware you were over there. I just think it would be unhealthy for me to obsess over another country’s similar decline.
     
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  25. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Same reason why Ted doesn’t go by Rafael
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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  27. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    much broader and deeper

    like electing Trump as head of their party?

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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  29. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I'll bet Acosta gets an inbox full of death threats from the chuds each day.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. Doc Louis

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    Well that and the Pizza Party backed by the TMNT Super PAC threatened him.

    That or he didn't want to get confused with Nadal, the other Rafa.
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    I like him more when he steals from somebody else’s government.
     
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  33. JGator1

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    Danny is the best

     
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  34. *DIESEL*

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    Lol eat shit, Mitt. These are your people. This is your party.
     
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  35. Prospector

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    That fuck is crazy
     
  36. JonathanCoachman

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    I imagine a lot of these people booing him are Mormons. Booing someone that has helped your religion improve from The Scientology/Jehovah's Witness tier of widely mocked faiths isn't what I'd expect from the overly polite Latter Day Saints.
     
  37. JonathanCoachman

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    The woman who wrote this garbage lists what her college degrees are on The Federalist's website but fails to mention where she went to school. My guess was it was some crazy "Bible College" and I don't think I was far off. Maranatha Baptist.
     
  38. RavenNole

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  39. Doc Louis

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    Just from the name thought it would be in Tennessee and nope, Wisconsin.
     
  40. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    Why even attempt arresting the guy. Just let him and his colostomy bag be
     
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  41. BellottiBold

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    What in the fuck are you doing Can I Spliff it


    I mean I... guess this would be the thread...
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    It was this or the bad police thread, and kid rock is a chud while the police have abstained from actually killing anyone here so the police thread doesnt seem like the place from it.

    Lol third time the poop guy pulled this off tho
     
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  43. Doc Louis

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    Pretty sure there's a Nashville thread too...
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    the smallest government