Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    one of the most expensive elite infested restaurants in the country is going vegetarian

    THIS WILL NOT STAND AMERICA IS IN DECLINE WE MUST FIGHT BACK
     
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  2. Drown ‘Em

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    DARVO
     
  3. BellottiBold

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    Fuck around and find out you piece of shit republican
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Do we have a domestic terrorist designation? For some reason I thought we couldn't do that.
     
  5. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    At least the boycotters won’t have an issue boycotting a place they couldn’t afford if they saved their shorty wages for a month to go to.
     
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  6. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    he doesn’t have Twitter so let’s put his shit out on Twitter
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I went to Eleven Madison Park once

    ONCE
     
  11. Fudd

    Fudd Yonkers
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    One more time than me and I live in this god forsaken city
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ve never even heard of it so obviously I’m outraged at it going vegetarian.
     
  14. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    good luck getting a chili dog now!
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    Well the joke is on Eleven Madison Park because this is hardly the first time my meat has been canceled!
     
  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    In my defense I listen to a lot of Billy Joel so I may or may not have a New York state of mind.
     
  17. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Everyone’s favorite autistic Texas cowboy legislator, in charge of the elections committee, went ham on Thursday and decided the rules no longer apply.


     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    The idea of allowing controlling parties to draw district maps is probably one of the more dumber things in America
     
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  20. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I cringe how America deifies The Founding Fathers and does nothing about the problems in the constitution that were foreseeable but completely were whiffed on. The inevitability of party politics should have spotted by Madison and Hamilton due to their knowledge of the governments they were co-opting ideas from (Britain and The Dutch Republic) The original concept of whoever finishes second in presidential elections becoming Vice President not ringing any alarm bells makes it hard to reconcile with the idea that their foresight is infallible.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    John trying hard for that social media clout
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I refuse to believe that Montana politics involves anything other than mega-ranches and the livestock commission, as portrayed on Yellowstone.
     
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  24. OZ2

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    It appears that Trump’s love of Hitler goes beyond Mein Kampf.
     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    The Niece stuff is hardly groundbreaking news. I really wish people would stop making more content focused on Hitler. There has to be a high correlation between the gluttony of biographies and documentaries about him and the number of people who adopt his ideology.
     
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  26. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Think of how many water sports fans are now thinking, “I’m not a bad person and I like getting peed on, maybe Hitler wasn’t so bad either.”
     
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  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m angry too.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  29. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Watching the right wing media ecosystem feels like Woody Harrelson trying to reason with Anton Chigurh.
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    It’s beyond parody:

     
  31. enjj

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    I didn’t get a harumph from the two on the left.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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  33. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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  34. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  35. BudKilmer

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    The Real UT

    you dumb cunt.

    you embarrassingly stupid bastard
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    A Trump sex tape would be worth enduring the footage, just to see the sweaty right wingers fawn over his incredible vigor and technic.

    But this is hell world, so we will never get it.
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    Release the fucking mueller report, Joe.

    Guy might as well be dirty hands seth Abramson.
     
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  38. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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  39. ned's head

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    A tweet directly to all of my domestic terrorist followers

     
  40. laxjoe

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    Not sure where to post this but holy hell read as much of the statement as you can bc C it’s amazing
     
  41. ned's head

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    Dear god I made it a few paragraphs and settled on this tweet

     
  42. —

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    What if there was a law enacted after 9/11 that pretty much gave the government authority to do whatever they want regarding spying on citizens.
     
  43. —

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    If you guessed the law I’m referring to was the Woke Coastal Elite Latinx Trans Act for the Oppression of Southern White Males, you guessed right.
     
  44. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    shit even the post office has people spying on you
     
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  45. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    What in the fuck
     
  46. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    That's one way to get involuntarily committed to a mental health facility. Or re-elected to political office in Kansas.
     
  47. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    foreal dough that shit is fucked up
     
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  48. Drown ‘Em

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    I made it the whole way. Not sure why I finished, but I did. Honestly, it was a little impressive how many different cultural hot buttons he desperately tried to push to convince everyone that how some parents are reacting to what he did last week is actually the real issue here, and that their reactions are causing more mental health distress to the kids than his words and actions. He’s going to regret not having a communications director.
     
  49. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Why is @popehat still a thing? Fuck Ken White.


     
  50. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    “How come you’re not asking about all the OTHER periods where I DIDN’T knee a student in the balls?”