Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    A drone light show instead of fireworks? What an awful American.
     
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  2. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Look at that tall chisel-jawed patriot, clearly the same person as this guy:
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We’re a Blink 182 tribute band

    say what now?
     
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  4. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  5. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  6. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  7. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I never actually doubted that Hunter Biden had a laptop or had previously owned one
     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  9. NilesIrish

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    Gone.
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    That twat Ian Bremmer was tweeting out a Trump statement full of lies and praising himself for admitting that some of it was true even if Democrats wouldn’t it
     
  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Better get Barr in front of congress so he can hem and haw about the meaning of 'authorized.'
     
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  14. Mr. Bean

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    Holy shit
     
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  15. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Is the interpretation that Trump had the DoJ spying on people who could tell damaging info to Mueller?
     
  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    there's a lot to unpack here so let's just get started.

    1. the elephant in the room is Shapiros footwear. what are you doing Benny?

    2. was not aware that the big, tough Texan Crenshaw is approximately the same size as Little Ben :roll:

    3. tuck in your shirt, Ben

    4. Shapiro looks like he's about to draw down but there's no one in the conservative media I'm more certain has never held a handgun in his life.
     
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  17. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    A 7,000 dollar car won't even get you to fucking work reliably.

    Fucking Ohio, man
     
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  18. Illinihockey

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    been listening to dumbass Dave Ramsey and thinks that makes good public policy. Buy a $1,000 car sure it may be unsafe, completely unreliable, and a never ending money pit but now you aren’t making monthly payments
     
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  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I like Ben posing like a girl trying to hide his camel toe.
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’m totally going to this
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    I remember when I use to take Dave Ramsey seriously. Man I've grown a lot
     
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  22. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It’s going to hit the rural, predominantly white counties that voted 70-30 Trump and have no public transportation.
     
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  23. CUAngler

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    i was thinking on Friday how worse off I would have been if I had done what him and my parents said to do.
     
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  24. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    lmao dana rohrabacher was at the insurrection

     
  25. —

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    Just another leftist conspiracy theorist while BLM antifa protestors burn down suburban Baptist churches left and right!
     
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  26. NYGator

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    Please, who doesn’t have a Rohrabacher costume? It could be anyone.
     
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    True I’m sure they make masks in some Zionist Chinese factory (where they stole an America company’s mask patent!)
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  29. —

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    True life the title “Take off your pants and Jacket” just clicked for me for the first time.
     
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  30. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  31. RavenNole

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    Netnayahu is mad that the Americans didn’t bomb the trains full of Jews on the way to concentration camps? Or the gas chambers on site at concentration camps when plenty of the bombs would have missed killing hundreds of thousands? This is absolutely insane.
     
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  32. Doc Louis

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    I keep thinking it's a screencap froman Archer episode but I can't think of which scene
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    All you need is a trenchcoat and guns and that's like 3/4 of it wait I'm thinking Rorschach. My bad.
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    That's a hell of an Oregon Republican move to avoid voting on the bill by walking out. Good for them.
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  36. GrizzliesDrew

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    Wondered why I saw Bullshit Barbie trending.

     
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  37. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  38. pez

    pez Competent
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  39. Hank Scorpio

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    This is good

     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    remember when God created AIDS Bc of homosexuals sin? I remember that growing up in the south.

    weird how the narrative flipped
     
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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    That’s literally the top 1 inch of the ice berg that is the Old Testament

    Also Christianity got popular because the Black Plague was a punishment for peoples sins - source today’s LPOTL
     
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  43. Bo Pelinis

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    Remember like, all those plagues in Exodus
     
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  44. RavenNole

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  45. —

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    How people decided he was “funny” and he was worth a thread that wasn’t just shitting on him still escapes me.
     
  46. DuffandMuff

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    Agreed. His shtick isn’t funny or endearing in any sense. His tweets are the ramblings of an unhinged, maga racist. Pardon the redundancy.
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sorry folks but he’s got some funny tweets. It’s also fun to watch a broken mind work.
     
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  48. —

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    In a world full of hills you choose this one?
     
  49. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I really need people to stop covering Newsmax & OAN
     
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  50. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I'm confused. I thought the Greg Kelly account was a parody.
     
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