Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Andy Reocho

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    Soon republicans are going to go after letter winner jackets because the chest emblem reminds them of the Scarlet Letter.
     
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  2. steamengine

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    I remember on swim team growing up they would mark our hands so we knew which events we were in and everyone screamed “just like auschwitz!!!”
     
  3. Illinihockey

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    My kid has to wear a number during his hockey tryout this week. I'll find the dad that was wearing a "taxation is theft shirt" and tell him this is just like auschwitz.
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  5. jokewood

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    Thank you American education system (Facebook).
     
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  6. Detlef Schrempf

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    They just need more information and time to research, like San Darnold.
     
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  7. Vito Corleone

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    The only other history involving other nations Americans care about is WW2, hence everything an American disagrees with is either like Hitler or the Holocaust.
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    According to a girl who might be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met, Oklahoma covid cases are all in vaccinated people. She’s had covid and it fucked her and her husband up but is still anti mask and vaccine.
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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    I remember seeing when Tom Hanks did that D-Day thing? We won, right?
     
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  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Natural selection imo
     
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  11. brahmanknight

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    I don’t want to live in this world anymore.
     
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  12. Beeds07

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    I was at a graduation party and they were making the micro chip point, or at least they were until a black person walked up. I guess they were as unaware of how sound works as they are about how vaccines work.
     
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  13. BlazingRebel

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    The dumbest fucking time-line
     
  14. CaneKnight

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  15. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "What does being at the riots do for your campaign?"

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Beeds07

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    What does threatening to overthrow the government, murder people you want to work with and hang the VP say about you are a candidate?

    Our country is a fucking mistake
     
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  17. CUAngler

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  18. Duck70

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    Because learning is hard and they just like to find things that reinforce things they already know to be "true".

    Simple solutions to complex problems... the GOP/Fascist way!
     
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  19. BWC

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    They only care about the bullshit version still
     
  20. Henry Blake

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    Weird dichotomy of America is great and also America can't do shit to look after its citizens like other countries do b/c socialism.
     
  21. Prospector

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    We're #1 because we don't take care of the masses. We're #1 because we protect the rich. Why do you hate America?
     
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  22. Henry Blake

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    Just think how unsafe it would be without a $700B military budget and 10M AR-15s and countless handguns floating around w disappearing CCL limitations.
     
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  23. slogan119

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    People are fucking idiots
     
  24. slogan119

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    “It’s a new vaccine that was produced so quickly and we want more info” is such a BS argument. These have been in development for years for PRECISELY this scenario.

    They’re like chicken stock - use it as a base, add in specifics according to the particular virus, and BOOM! you have a soup/stew.

    Fucking people suck.
     
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  25. slogan119

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    Not thinking about it, someone brought it up at work in a Slack channel, and I asked her “Why are you interesting enough to microchip?”

    As soon as I realized how I was an HR complaint waiting to happen, I quickly added a “LOL” after it to save my ass.
     
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  26. NYGator

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    When I see shit like this, the first thing that comes to mind is irreconcilable differences that end in armed conflict. We literally have two separate countries already, and if Covid can’t unite us nothing will.
     
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  27. Henry Blake

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    And the Ds will never fight like the Rs do, no matter what happens.. ^
     
  28. Beeds07

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    Politics really has an 1980s pro wrestling feel. Good guy faces always ply by the rules which evil heels cheat out in the open and the faces just take it and only overcome by sheer strength of will. The problem is that in real life the faces here are gutless and don’t get that this isn’t pro wrestling.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    On one had mass incarceration and over sentencing is a big problem in this country. On the other hand fuck him.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    fuck that guy but 10 years is fucking insane.

    how does he not take that plea deal???
     
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  31. steamengine

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    This is where I am

    I disagree with this though if you’re talking actual physical interaction. Most of these people are either not healthy enough to sustain a civil war or would bow out at the first sign of a resistance, Charlottesville style.
     
  32. steamengine

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    Just executive branch stuff lol



     
  33. Henry Blake

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    I was just thinking about that. I agree with NYGator in that it seems like the 2 sides are permanently divided.

    If Biden came on TV tonight and said, "Screw it. I'm tired of it all. I'm ordering the military to stand down. You all fight it out and whoever wins can come to DC and set up a new govt," I think that regular D Americans would fight like hell.

    It's interesting and horrifying to imagine different scenarios. There are definitely a lot of military style weapons in the hands of citizens and law enforcement to make for a lot of deaths.

    I don't think it would ever come to that b/c the Rs would have rounded up all of the Ds who could galvanize opposition. The heel Rs would not play by the rules, and the Ds would be significantly weakened before the physical confrontation came.
     
  34. Andy Reocho

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    White priviledge
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So they wanted to have the court rule that the office of the president select electors for each state in question. Cool stuff if I read that right.
     
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  36. CUAngler

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    If things were fair and just in this stupid life we live, that meadows email should have unlocked a giant clown hand coming out of the computer screen and slapping him into the next week as soon as he hit send on that email.
     
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  37. PeterGriffin

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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    Sort of seems neither here nor there how much money you put in the infrastructure package when they are openly running around screaming that they are going to break the country because we weren't nice enough Donald Trump
     
  39. Illinihockey

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  40. NYGator

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  41. Henry Blake

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    AZ is a training ground for future seditionists to fly in and learn the trade. Neat stuff.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    If the government had paid Bannon’s legal bills, I probably would have become one of those sovereign citizen guys
     
  43. NYGator

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    Better yet, let's reopen the investigation and appoint a new special prosecutor.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    The thrift store Roger Stone handing him the proclamation failed the bar exam the maximum number of times allowable, ran for and won a seat in the legislature, and tried to pass a bill making all elected state legislators who graduated from law school automatically admitted to the practice of law. It failed, so he introduced it every year until he lost his seat. What’s more, his father was the CJ of the Alabama Supreme Court and he still couldn’t pass a test literal idiots pass every year.
     
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  45. NYGator

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  46. yaywaffles

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    then that bar is doing a holocaust
     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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    There are good reasons to move the Olympics out of China. This is not among them.
     
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  48. BellottiBold

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    Oh it gets better