Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    It's actually wild that this motherfucker is allowed to roam free
     
  2. SD_Irish

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    My wife mentioned we had a dad at our kid's end of year Tball celebration party complain openly about the prospect of critical race theory being taught in our schools. He was threatening to move his kid to private school. He was adamant teachers were going to make his son hate who he is. My wife said the other parents just rolled their eyes. Then a kid broke his arm on the slip and slide and the topic apparently changed quickly.

    I wish I had been there. I would have enjoyed making him squirm. He has no idea what it is actually all about but as a dutiful conservative, he takes his marching orders from Fox and must proclaim his ill-informed grievances publicly to be admitted into heaven. Or something like that.

    No coincidence his son also was the one kid who constantly showed up at games without a mask...
     
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  3. Beeds07

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  4. Name P. Redacted

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    this guy is candace owens' brother. calling bullshit on these "medical" degrees.
     
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    lol for real?
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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  7. Josey Wales

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    That’s one dumb, grifty ass family. Looking forward to her senate run somewhere.
     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Amazing


     
  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    **GRIFT ALERT**

     
  10. 40wwttamgib

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    i didn't know trump u had medical degrees.
     
  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    My favorite type of entertainment is comdey, I'm glad someone is finally performing some.
     
  12. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    If you have to make shit up maybe your argument is flawed idk
     
  13. Beeds07

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    "My fake medical degrees mean I have not been oppressed"

    "Well why didn't you really get a real medical degree"

    "My experiences in life didn't really prepare me for the testing, plus my inner city schools just passed me along until I graduated. Kids from more prestigious private schools were better prepared"

    "Do you think there might be a phrase for something like that?"

    ......
     
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  14. Name P. Redacted

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    When I attended my wife's coat burning ceremony for med school, every black (mostly female iirc) graduate talked about the racism they experienced. One graduate talked about how a patient refused care by simply pointing at her arm then brushing it off like dirt.

    Surely those students weren't discriminated against or oppressed though.
     
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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. Bishop

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    Saw way too many dumb people I know post this. Was just waiting for it to be debunked. Never fails.
     
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  17. Mix

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    Just drone strike these people.

     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    The thought briefly went through my head where I wondered what happened to them in childhood where they both got in on this weird race hustle. Then immediately decided I didn’t give a fuck.
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    I very much enjoy the liberal redneck pod. Reminds me very much of our southern posters.
     
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  21. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I picture this as every one of the #Alabama Crimson Tide political posters. Does that make me a bigot?
     
  22. The Great Pumpkin

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    It is just a grift. Nothing more to it than that.
     
  23. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    They’ve got a book that’s great as well if you haven’t read it.

    I’m seeing them in a couple weeks for their first show in over a year and I am fucking HYPED
     
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  24. TrustyPatches

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  25. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    God dammit I just got an email it’s been rescheduled to Sept. I JINXED IT
     
  26. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Wrong thread...fuck. Saw capstone and thought I was in the weightlifting thread.
     
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  27. Mister Me Too

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  28. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  29. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    What if, instead of whatever Space Force is doing now we just used it to launch republicans into the sun.
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    I was interested in your content.
     
  31. herb.burdette

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    He went to medical school twice, just to prove there is no racism.
     
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  32. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  33. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    You can read all about my nuts on my substack. Also the weightlifting thread.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    I'm admittedly ignorant on the subject, but could one even get two medical degrees? And, if so, why would they?
     
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  35. prerecordedlive

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    Just big fans of insurmountable debt.

    Kind of like this winner:


    or this:
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  36. Mix

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    I used to date a girl who had her BSN then went to med school so yeah I guess that would count.
     
  37. BudKilmer

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    Inject this into my heart Pulp Fiction style




    Eat shit you gutless cuck
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Yes. No one would do this.

    A medical degree means they are a physician (M.D. or D.O.). There’s plenty of doctorate level degrees in the healthcare world (psychology, pharmacy, nurse practitioner, physical therapy, etc) but they don’t (shouldn’t) say they have a medical degree.
     
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  39. pez

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    Someone please think of the calendar makers !

     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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    I think we should do one to recognize Native American genocide or highly influential Native American leaders, yes.
     
  41. —

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    Jesus what a fuck how are you so evil or out of touch that you take shots at Native Americans after diminishing Juneteenth
     
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    having the confidence to say this out loud is unbelievable
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    Yeah, I guess I didn’t think about MD and DO or an unaccredited school. I wouldn’t think the AMA would allow two degrees from accredited schools.
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Holidays should be limited to Presidents, the Troops (but only the white ones), and Merica Pawwllll
     
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  45. afb

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    you are overthinking this

    he has "medical degrees" in crystals and essential oils
     
  46. wes tegg

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    I know he’s full of shit. I’m just curious about whether such a thing is even possible.
     
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  47. VaxRule

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    You get a diploma when you complete residency program. I haven’t heard anyone call it a medical degree, but I suppose you could.
     
  48. VaxRule

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    Thought this said Ralph Northam at first.
     
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  49. —

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    Two holidays so that I can hustle more.

    Jesus bday and Jesus death day thru him entering zombie mode. Everything else just interferes with my grind!
     
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  50. HoosDaMan

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    The sad and funny part is, if a bunch of high school football players decided they wouldn’t play at any college in these backwards states, shit would flip immediately