Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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  2. BellottiBold

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    Last night I met a guy who is a recent transplant from Mississippi who was talking all kinds of shit about the state and the South in general.
    Apparently at his workplace (which was public higher ed) when one of his coworkers found out he was Jewish, they gifted him a holy bible lmao
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    Apparently she wasn’t in on it.
     
  4. Bishop

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    Dumbass
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    Fitting that this is behind a paywall and ain’t paying lol
     
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  6. Bishop

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    This makes me so happy.
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    :leo:



    Shit never gets old
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    They just wanted to show how unbiased they were
     
  9. Beeds07

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    Dudes handling it really well.
     
  10. nexus

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    cue the Curb theme...

     
  11. Redav

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    Good lord some of this shit is fucking dark
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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  13. HoosDaMan

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    I don’t understand people.
     
  14. HoosDaMan

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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’m usually not pro-Covid…

    This is mot one of those times. Good job Covid.

    :shrug:
     
  16. nexus

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    :banderas:

     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, that took two whole days
     
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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    God damn some of these idiots. I saw a mother who wanted to take her kids out of school “because the CDC is recommending WEEKLY Covid tests for unvaxxed students.”

    Me: there’s roughly 30 million k-5 students. None of them are vaxed. You really believe the CDC is recommending 30 million COVID tests EACH WEEK for them?

    Idiot: Yes
     
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  19. HoosDaMan

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    And I don’t feel bad for Harmon, who knows how many he infected on his way out.
     
  20. nexus

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    Not only was Thanos not wrong, he should have snapped twice
     
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  21. Josey Wales

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  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Ive made this argument numerous times, but every comic book villain is right, but they have to push their ideas too too far because he can’t be the villain if he makes too much sense.

    There are too many people.

    Gotham’s rich did need to be punished
     
  23. Sanjuro

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    I went to this guy’s Twitter feed and got a promoted advertisement for Dr. Death on Peacock. I guess the Twitter algorithm has a sense of humor..
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    Im guessing someone will want to use this:

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  25. Can I Spliff it

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    Anyway, enough with meteoric rises in deadly worldwide viruses, decimating places like Florida and Missouri. Let's check in on what REALLY matters

     
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  26. Truman

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  27. Josey Wales

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    Cancel culture doesn’t exist because Tucker Carlson fucking sucks and continues to get paid for his Nantucket Goebbels impression every night in prime time.
     
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  28. Nole0515

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    Like in Spotlight when the Cardinal gave Marty Baron a copy of Catechism
     
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  29. bertwing

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    Why is Tucker still allowed to eat anything that isn’t through a straw?
     
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  30. racer

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    I’m here for it. Get those infected little shitpiles away from the children of decent families.
     
  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    LOL. Turns out she thought that weekly screenings (have you had a fever, etc surveys) were diagnostic swab tests. Still refuses to admit she’s wrong.
     
  32. IV

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    Greg uses the phrase “vice signal” in that Twitter thread 100% he post here, either that or he should
     
  33. PeterGriffin

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    I don’t know about that, he’s repeatedly conciliatory about the friends and family. Too soft of a take ‘round these parts.
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  34. Doc Louis

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  35. IV

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  36. Doc Louis

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    Beeds thinks this guy was on the right side of things. Sad.

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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    Speaker of both the house and senate voted against it
     
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  38. Illinihockey

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  39. Beeds07

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    Not showing up for me, but I have shifted over to the side of villains. Bond movies always used to make them so over the top, but once villains became concerned with real events like the rich, overpopulation or environmental issues, I get their points more.
     
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    :magatears:
     
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  41. Doc Louis

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    Well that makes them more anti heroes like the Punisher or Deadpool. But just ending life was thanos being a dick because the universe is pretty big.
     
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  42. skiedfrillet

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    Thanks for this. Also, I wish ole boy would shut the fuck up instead of jumping in every 30 seconds
     
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  43. Beeds07

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    Actually, I think Thanos only real mistake was not scrapping the whole thing like he ultimately stated at the end. A society he created that believed in what he did that didn't know what was lost actually worked. Again, his original point of overcrowding and depleting natural resources being an issue isn't wrong, but the idea to you murder half of everyone and not try to lower the population organically or find alternative sources is how they had to make it go too far.


    SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN FALCON/WINTER SOLDIER
    In Falcon and Winter Soldier, one of the consequences of getting rid of half the population was that there were no more borders. That isn't a bad thing. But of course, the people who only wanted to get rid of borders had to become domestic terrorists, because someone saying "hey, no borders are actually a good thing" makes way too much sense.
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    yeah not gonna feel bad for this pos


     
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  45. IV

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    Opinion: I’ve tried, it doesn’t work, they will never compromise or concede a point
     
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  46. NCHusker

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    I bet like maybe 10% of this is true
     
  47. NCHusker

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    Thanos's blunder was using the stones to destroy life rather than just like making a zillion more planets/resources for everyone
     
  48. Bruce Wayne

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