Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    The grifting and political occult built around corporate interests is a part of capitalism.

    I have a strong disdain for shitty humans and chuds but I still feel a lot of sympathy for people being lied to and manipulated to their deaths.
     
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  2. phunkybuck

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    Warms my heart
     
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  3. swiz

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    Literally lost friends trying this.
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  5. bro

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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Herschel is one of those guys where the accusation that he threaten to kill his ex wife makes 100% sense.
     
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  8. pearl

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    Isn’t there a story that he played Russian roulette multiple times too?
     
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  9. Henry Blake

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    Then Lady G and Kavanaugh had psychotic outbursts on live TV, and that's how Kavanaugh got to the SCOTUS.
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    Bart will never be impeached but we should def know if he raped ppl and made deals to absolve his debt. Investigate that piece of shit again.
     
  11. London Humphreys

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    But which herschel?
     
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  12. CaneKnight

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    It's hard for me to care about those people because they actually are want the government to do that to large swaths of the population
     
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  13. Gaknight

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    Will Herschel's psychotic gay son be problematic for enough of their base or will they just make him a token?
     
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  14. bro

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    Please stop posting this guy. This is the 7th time
    In 30 hours
     
  15. IV

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    Can’t fix stupid
     
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  16. HoosDaMan

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    I didn’t check as I thought it was today. I see it says 7-21. My apologies. I hope it didn’t ruin your day.
     
  17. Bruce Wayne

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    I still wonder what Trump said to get Kennedy to react this way

     
  18. Duck70

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    Herschel always reminds me of this Key & Peele skit

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  19. wes tegg

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    Exaggerated his success? No shit. Dude has claimed to not work out and only eat 400 calories a day for like 40 years.
     
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  20. Beeds07

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    Herschel Walker almost definitely has CTE and he still might not be the dumbst Senator if elected.
     
  21. IV

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    Feel like whoever takes Shelby’s seat will end up being the dumbest
     
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  22. Redav

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    In the 80s he claimed to do 1,000 pushups a day with his wife on his back
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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    You could probably talk your wife into doing that once, but I don’t think you are getting a day two out of it.
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    I can guarantee you no black man said they’d want to join this pos
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    I think he's since raised it to 1500 push-ups and 3500 situps, whilst only eathing a salad, a cup of soup, and a dinner roll for dinner every night. How stupid does he think people are to think they'd believe that?
     
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  27. swiz

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    I cant wait to see him debate Warnock.
     
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  28. El Tiburon

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    He’s used to UGA fans.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    I get what you’re saying and wish I could feel the same way but I can’t for a very important and specific reason. They believe the lies about the vaccine and pandemic because the liars fed their hate for people of color. So if they shared their hate for poc they must be right about the pandemic and the vaccine. I’m having a hard time properly articulating my point so I hope that makes sense. What I mean is the idiots hate immigrants BLM etc Tucker hates those things too and validates the idiots and their ideology. So when Tucker comes out and lies about the vaccine and the pandemic the idiots already trust him and feel validated about the their hate and ignorance so they have no option but to believe Tucker about this shit.
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    That sounds like a I Think You Should Leave bit
     
  31. wes tegg

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    Herschel thinks he's smart because he was his high school's valedictorian, obviously because he was great at sports and all the teachers just gave him A's. By thinking he's smart, it makes him not realize how much more others know than he does. It's a real Dunning-Kruger thing going on.
     
  32. Beeds07

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    Boy, are you gonna be shocked at this answer
     
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  33. NYGator

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    No wonder he threatened to kill her. My wife only asks me to put the fork in the dishwasher.
     
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  34. NYGator

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    I assume this is about legal issues, but isn’t Jr also in severe legal jeopardy?

     
  35. NYGator

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  36. BudKilmer

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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm starting to come around on this whole "nationalize the banking sector" thing.

    Also Deutsche Bank seems like an awfully corrupt organization

     
  38. nexus

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    whomever came up with the "violence is never the answer" adage is a fucking idiot
     
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  39. Josey Wales

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    Smartest thing the bankers and such have done control the most violent and well armed chuds in America.

    Because for all the vitriol and senseless violence that group of chuds displays to the poor, immigrants, people of color, etc. that shit really deserves to be directed at much of the 1%.
     
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  40. NYGator

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    This narrative never gets old. So many stupid fucking people outing themselves.
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a HIPAA
     
  42. NCHusker

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    Can we just do like a national broadcast about what the fuck HIPAA is please.

    *I know it wouldn't change shit
     
  43. Buns

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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    She JUST finished saying Hitler made only a single mistake
     
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  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Wasn’t that like two years ago
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    She said "Biden regime" so I assume it's recent. But also probably playing the hits.
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

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    Ah. She definitely said something similar during trump’s presidency. Definitely playing the hits wrt saying Hitler only did a few things wrong.
     
  48. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Does anyone have the source image for this face?
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