Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Yup
     
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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    also seems like strange time to start caring about inmate treatment
     
  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Gaetz has to act quickly if he’s going to reform the system before he goes in for fucking minors.
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Nope we just need some really good pamphlets and a snazzy hashtag
     
  5. lazy bum

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    Literally scam email tactics.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    and these people can’t tell they are the mark
     
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  7. Illinihockey

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    Eventually a state is going to try to overturn the results of a vote and that will be the most important case in the history of the Supreme Court
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    sure glad we have shitbirds like Kavenaugh and Clarence up there? I’m sure Clarences fuckhead of a wife won’t influence anything with trash memes!!
     
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  9. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  11. BudKilmer

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  12. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  13. CaneKnight

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    It will also most likely be the end of the country
     
  14. CaneKnight

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    Whole party is just full of cucks
     
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  15. Illinihockey

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    right. If a state government can unilaterally nullify the results of a federal election than the system is over
     
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  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lmao what a cuck
     
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  17. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Get a load of this fucking dork.

     
  18. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    1. This is definitely not true
    2. Holy fuck at the implications about a person who would make this shit up
     
  19. ~ taylor ~

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  20. NYGator

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    Yes, no way he was invited to any parties.
     
  21. drewru

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    It’s the only way to keep the SEC from world domination. Let them have their confederacy and foosball.
     
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  22. beerleagueman

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    and sadly I don’t think much of a fight would be put up judging by the warning signs happening the last year. as long as the wifi is still on and the economy is stable
     
  23. bro

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    We live in a very normal country
     
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  24. drewru

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    In all seriousness, the executives and legislatures in even the most Trumpy states would ultimately pull back at the precipice. Without federal funding and the access to foreign markets for trade that the fed provides, any of those states would die on the vine, except maybe Texas.

    imagine the hellscape that place would become if an unexpected storm we’re to knock out the power grid (again) but this time with no FEMA to save the day
     
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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    is it 80% true to size or 80% complete? One is believable while the other is completely batshit insane.
     
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    80% to scale.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well that makes sense and I tend to believe it
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    It is hard to refute.
     
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  30. Mister Me Too

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    Instead of protecting voter’s rights democrats are setting it up so that they can blame black/brown people when they lose, the perfect encapsulation of American politics/history.
     
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  31. nexus

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    "Congressional Dems want you to do the difficult part of their job for them."
     
  32. GrizzliesDrew

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  33. Josey Wales

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    Oh wow wait till the Q following sees this!

    ..what’s that?
     
  34. —

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    Shes obviously a deep state lizard dem
     
  35. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I feel like if my younger sister accused my boyfriend of being a pedophile I would hold a family meeting before throwing her under the bus
     
  36. Xander Crews

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    But if your boyfriend was Matt Gaetz, you’d be a shit human being and wouldn’t care about any of that.
     
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  37. BellottiBold

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    If you check the thread out there are references to the (older) sister being totally gone and unreachable.
     
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    lol wat
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    It is a volatile coalition of cranks and weirdos
     
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Nothing will happen

     
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  41. The Banks

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    That’d be giving him the platform he desires
     
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  42. Truman

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    SCOTUS consists of 3 members who worked on the Bush legal team that overturned the 2000 election. Two of them were part of the Brooks Bros Riot. We all should be confident that group will arrive at the correct decision to protect democracy.
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    What in the actual blue fuck are they talking about
     
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  45. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Well apparently the speaker of the house not only controls the national guard but also DC police and wanted to have the capitol stormed to make Trump supporters look bad? Idk
     
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  46. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This speech by officer Gonell is pretty powerful.
     
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  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I’m so tired of the republicans trying to piss down my leg and tell me it’s raining
     
  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  49. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Andrew Clyde is a piece of shit so it's not too surprising
     
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