Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    I bet every national evening news runs this clip as basically fact.
     
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  2. BrentTray

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  3. Doc Louis

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    Yeah because Stacy Abrams clearly can't organize anything.
     
  4. Tobias

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    fucking cut checks for people to get vaccinated holy shit. its the only thing that has a chance of working and the dems just refuse to do it
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    Well, that or a picture of Trump with something scribbled on so we can tell them it's a signed picture.
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    $1000 per dose. Fuck it if it gets people getting the shot it’s worth it.
     
  7. Beeds07

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    It’s not her job to save America. Senators do your goddamn job.
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Anyone who gets a shot gets a lock of Trump’s hair
     
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  9. ~ taylor ~

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    In a stunning turn of events, the congressman accused of being a pedophile is marrying a girl 13 years younger than him who looks like she's still in high school:

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  10. ned's head

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    This officer testimony is hard to watch. Never thought I could find anything more hypocritical than evangelical christians, but law and order republicans have pulled it off
     
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  11. beerme

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    why would they? This is how you outwork voter suppression.
     
  12. Butthead

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    Very surprising to see the insurrection hearings like 3 swipes down the Fox News front page
     
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  13. drewru

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    Just sayn, if any state were actually going to try to leave, TX would be the only one with even a slight chance of succeeding. Energy rich state, with an international border, access to the gulf and pacific and on its own it’s the 9th largest economy in the world by GDP. Not to mention Texans borderline psychotic sense of independence. But yea, even with all that I still think it would be unlikely.
     
  14. 40wwttamgib

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    oh ya?
     
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  15. drewru

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    No? Pretty sure they’ve got some oil and produce most of the wind energy in the US.
     
  16. 40wwttamgib

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    yet they can't keep the lights on when it really matters.
     
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  17. Truman

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    It was a joke about their energy grid failing.
     
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  18. drewru

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    Ah, yea…it’s still early here on the west coast, no coffee yet. But i did reference that in the OP. That place would turn into a post-apocalyptic nightmare after a snowstorm
     
  19. The Banks

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    It’s been a hot minute since I looked at a map, how does Texas have access to the pacific?
     
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  20. PeterGriffin

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    Duh, the Panama Canal. Also, Lithuania has access to the Pacific, #powerhouse
     
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  21. ~ taylor ~

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    I don't think Texas is dipping if a GOP state flips an election to Trump.
     
  22. drewru

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    I mean, if they leave the US, they’ll obviously take over most of Mexico through their strong militia forces, duh.

    i meant through their international border with Mexico, but see how that def wasn’t clear.
     
  23. NYGator

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  25. El Tiburon

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    Feeling cute. Just doing tourist things.
     
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  26. WhiskeyDelta

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    Jesus Christ that voice recording at the end.
     
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  28. BrentTray

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    I’m no Pelosi stan, but to me it seems like she played this well. This hearing is damning, now whether anything will happen because of it is a different story.
     
  29. The Banks

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    Nothing will happen. That’s the story.
     
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  30. BrentTray

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    God damn you, you’re right
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    This guy had his own thread here.

     
  32. Truman

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    CRT killed ANTIFA, what will kill CRT?

     
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  33. Tobias

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    it feels like we have to have this discussion once a month or so

    greg kelly like donald trump is an objectively terrible human being and the world would be better if he dies. he also is objectively hilarious.

    no one thinks he's a good guy. its ok to laugh at times

     
  34. Mister Me Too

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    The laws in Georgia are specifically designed to neutralize any effort made by Stacey Abrams, the legislature can overturn an election and take control of county’s election boards. What the fuck do you think Stacey Abrams can do to overcome that?


    Also:


     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    Gonna need to catch up on the day. Are we to believe that Pelosi orchestrated 1/6 and trump graciously spent his remaining few weeks in office not exposing it?

    Just wanna know how many flights I should throw myself down tonight so I’ll buy the propaganda.
     
  36. BrentTray

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  37. nexus

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  38. BrentTray

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  39. NYGator

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  40. Tobias

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    tbh i think pelosi did orchestrate 1/6 and she should have to resign and possibly face criminal prosecution
     
  41. OZ2

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    Just a reminder that none of the GOP’s stance was ever about supporting the police. It was an active response to a black man taking a knee.

    Whatever narrative fits their system of suppression, power, and greed is their stance.
     
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  42. BrentTray

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  43. steamengine

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    Coincidentally the President of Panama (a Texas grad) was here last week to tout this very thing, so better strap up!
     
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  44. jokewood

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    Panama Canal to the SEC
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. Henry Blake

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    I hope they spend some time asking Rs (House and Senate) why they voted to overturn a fair election. On the record and under oath.
     
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  47. dblplay1212

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    Fox News website doesn't have a single story about the hearings.
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    we know who did it (MAGA chuds) we know why (Election lie) we know who incited it (Trump and his allies). None of those things will matter and unless we (Congress) passes voting rights all of that shit will be whitewashed.
     
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  49. steamengine

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    Heard the Media matters CEO do an interview on just how much Ben Shapiro dominates Facebook and it seems pretty problematic.

    Big boy has spent $11 million on FB ads this year and basically gamed the algo via an integrated network of pages and recommended groups.
     
  50. IV

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    pitiful that they are allowed to call themselves a news channel