Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Trey Gowdy’s stylist has entered the Spicerverse
     
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  2. Josey Wales

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    Watching them attach the hairpiece would be comedy.
     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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    That last paragraph is something else, he claims that if Robert E Lee were alive today to lead the troops in Afghanistan then it would have been a victory because we all know that Lee was known as a victorious general/commander.
     
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  4. BellottiBold

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    "don't you ever minimize or question my service to this country..."

    -Abject fucking traitor unworthy of freedom
     
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  5. pez

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    “But for Gettysburg” is a hell of a phrase
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    I like how everyone ignored that Melissa Joan hart might be a chud lol
     
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  7. OHW

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    tracy flick interned for a republican so witherspoon is a rwnj confirmed
     
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  8. VaxRule

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    To be fair, he didn’t say which side would have won that complete and total victory many years ago.
     
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  9. drewru

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    Everybody knows that Robert E. Lee would have been victorious if only the south had as many well defended airports as the north
     
  10. BudKilmer

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    Gettysburg was just such a colossal fuck up. It’s so incredible :laugh:

    calvary officers disappearing, Lee being stubborn and going full on breach into an covered position

    Not to mention, Vicksburg fell the same fucking day, and Union soldiers were all over the south. It was just a matter of time
     
  11. 40wwttamgib

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    spicer and his “service” to this country can go hop in front of oncoming traffic
     
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  12. steamengine

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    Has anyone ever been more Hollywood?
     
  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  14. Artoo

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    Incredible burn
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    It would not, in fact, explain it all.
     
  16. Beeds07

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    I mean now. I think it was comedian Mike Lawrence that has a bit about how pathetic it is that he’s still doing “action movies”

    I honestly wonder where this list comes from. Some are no brainers but it also seems like they threw some more famous names in based on zero research because who the fuck knows who Joy villa is and hoped no one would check.
     
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  17. NilesIrish

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    Lol, that’s the Trump dress chick, I had no idea. I thought they fucked up and put the lady from The View on there.
     
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  18. Beeds07

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    Like I said, fast and loose with the word celebrity.
     
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  19. steamengine

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    This country isn’t worth saving
     
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  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  21. Tobias

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    there is one particular poster on here that posts that shithead's thread every single year and please no one tag him if you know who i am talking about because i wanna see if he does it yet again this year

    come back to this post in 2 days to see
     
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  22. Tobias

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    trump saying robert e lee would have won in afghanistan is amazing. he's reaching levels of posting that were previously thought to be impossible
     
  23. NYGator

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    He couldn't win when he had homefield advantage in Virginia.
     
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  24. AptosDuck

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    Back in 1995-6 when Shareef Abdur-Rahim was at Cal they were playing USC and commentator George Raveling declared that if we'd had Shareef Abdul-Rahim in Vietnam, we'd have won
     
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  25. Tobias

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    i can’t be the only one who thinks white michael vick woulda won vietnam
     
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  26. AptosDuck

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    I think we just needed more time
     
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  27. CaneKnight

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    Never has been imo, if someone tried invade this country I'd be outta here so damn fast. I couldn't imagine fighting for America

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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Yes Tim, Howard is the loser

     
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  29. JonathanCoachman

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    I was just getting gas and spotted a car with a giant Three Percenters sticker on the back window. And I gotta say, I was pretty let down by my first brush with terrorism. It was a woman that looked to be under five feet tall, and in her early thirties.

    I’ve never looked up why they call themselves Three Percenters until now. I figured it would be pitiful and dumb and I was definitely not underwhelmed with this part at least.
     
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  30. JonathanCoachman

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    I can guarantee that back when Tim Pool was 14 and not wearing a beanie in perpetuity to mask his baldness, Howard Stern was a god to him.
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's mind numbering this dipshit has so many fans.
     
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  32. bro

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    THANK YOU Random Guy!
     
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  33. Truman

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    There are a lot of incels and chuds who cant cope with social change. He's very good at validating their irrational emotional state
     
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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s even worse that failing miserably trying to prove Sweden had been overrun by Muslims was the catalyst that brought those fans to him.
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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  36. steamengine

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    The Gettysburg tweet reminded me that Don made up a civil war battle monument on one of his dumb golf properties. The river of blood or something.
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    Actually it’s called that because Megyn Kelly once swam in that river.
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    :roll: both these made me lol
     
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  39. JGator1

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    I get that people like him and Jimmy Dore do versions of "outrage porn" or whatever you wanna call it but I just can't fathom listening to anyone who's so colossally wrong about politics. He fucking said Trump would win 49 states, just insanity.
     
  40. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    POD tyft
     
  41. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Was at a pool and dude next to me had a hat on with the logo. Your typical middle aged fat white guy. He took it off and put it in his wife’s bag when they stood up to leave lol. I guess his shamelessness only went too far.
     
  42. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Bishop Sycamore’s got next
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is what happens when you take forms of social media away from sociopaths. When they are given a chance to talk, all the crazy comes out at once.
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

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    It just dawned on me how the logo they use is such an embarrassing self-own. Using three Roman Numerals rather than 3 makes me thankful those low IQ’s from Kekistan didn’t bow down to Western Civilization had their own system of expressing numbers.
     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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    Revolt huh? Like the thing this fucking dipshit keeps encouraging?
     
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  46. steamengine

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  47. steamengine

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  48. El Tiburon

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    You’re a weird guy, ace.
     
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  49. slogan119

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    Your neighbor didn’t require a gun to kick your ass, Rand, and neither would I.
     
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  50. Drown ‘Em

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    Got a good laugh out of this even if it is TLP.
     
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