Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    I’d say that’s definitely “finding out”. But most people think of that as a “fucked around and Stan Chera’d out” thread.
     
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. Mister Me Too

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    This seems fitting, racist governors seem to be in style and it’s a real shame that Alabama is falling behind the neighboring states when it comes to having a shitty racist governor, Tim James is definitely the man to get them back in the game.
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    "Debt ceiling" charade aside, defaulting our debt to own the libs

     
  5. Dick Dollars

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  6. slogan119

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    Cool. Let’s disrupt the global financial system, and while that’s upended, start recapturing the capital and reapportioning it to labor.
     
  7. Prospector

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Would be amazing to see the terror on his face if he was alone around a dozen non white folks
     
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  9. *DIESEL*

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    Isn't this old? I feel like this is the same ad he ran against Abrams back in 18.
     
  10. SD_Irish

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    Cute serenade, but is he ready to fight the forces of General Santa Ana to the death?
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Deleted so maybe it was
     
  12. Prospector

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    idk

     
  13. Mayonegg

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    So not much happened at this rally, huh?
     
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  14. infected donkey

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    Bigly rally, the biggliest of rallies!
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    This is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

     
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  16. GordoBombay

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    A Toyota Prius lol. What a clown.
     
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  17. *DIESEL*

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  18. Doc Louis

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    Which economic crisis?

    The one where businesses can't hire anyone because there is no one available for the lower wages they're trying to hire for?

    Or the one where businesses can't hire anyone because people take better job offers than the ones they're interviewing for?

    Or the one where companies are all trying to hire and there's not enough people to meet demand?

    Or the one where housing prices rose so fast that it displaced lower income workers and those jobs can't be filled because there's no one who can afford to work at those wages because of lack of affordable housing?

    Asking for capitalism.
     
  19. slogan119

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    Everyone is loathe to consider that people have taken themselves out of the labor pool because Covid made them realize their lives shouldn’t be tied to work.
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    Right and whether that's people retiring, going back to school for whatever or anything else, people just don't want to be wage slaves any more. Shit's not worth it
     
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  21. beerleagueman

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    was funny but terrifying seeing this that night


     
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  22. steamengine

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    Gabby Petito is a perfect example. Why work at a tanning salon when you can start a travel blog?
     
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  23. Doc Louis

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    And now look where she is.

    Seriously, go looking. She hasn't been found yet.
     
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  24. steamengine

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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Beto obviously better than Abbott but I also cannot stand him.
     
  26. wes tegg

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    He’s going to raise and spend a billion dollars and lose by 8 points.
     
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    And then go wander alone in the desert while cashing allowance checks from his father in law

    I will vote for him because Abbott but he is seriously the fucking worst.
    Like he is everything that is wrong with politicians. Never had a job. Burns zillions of dollars. And a total narcissist.
     
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  28. Josey Wales

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    After passing anti democratic voting laws I’d hope abott can coast
     
  29. Gallant Knight

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    He will
     
  30. kezarmyaj

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    theyll just murder him with the 'hes going to take your guns away' bit.

    hes got my vote though.
     
  31. shaolin5

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  32. Josey Wales

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    Hi I didn’t dress like an official dickhead. But I will dress down this chud.

    edit: oh man that video just kept getting better.
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    My mind turns into a black hole when I see dumb shit like this.
     
  34. PeterGriffin

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    Even just reading the quote (no way I'm clicking that), my brain shuts down and my head just does this soft shake. Here, I went looking for a proper gif:
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  35. Doc Louis

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    You now, I'll just say this since no one else is.

    For a cheap tour bus in the 70's, they had an amazing speaker system. It was decades ahead of it's time.
     
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  36. Prospector

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  37. BudKilmer

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  38. shawnoc

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    Do my wife and kids have to live in public housing and be on food stamps with me? What would we do with her salary since we aren’t allowed to spend it? Would she have to quit her job?
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ah yes, let's chase after the "independent voters" and race to the middle and win not a single fucking one
     
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  40. Butthead

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    Hmm, this was sold a little bit differently last week

     
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  41. Josey Wales

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    If you wanted to avoid “deep state” then this should be blown wide open with public testimony.
     
  42. steamengine

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    He’ll be within 4
     
  43. steamengine

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    God this guy is so annoying with his assault weapon fetish
     
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  44. NCHusker

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    You can be a left candidate and not make gun control a pillar of your candidacy. That's not racing to the middle
     
  45. Redav

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    Aren't most Americans in favor of some level of gun control
     
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  46. IV

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    Yes, but the media can’t present a nuanced narrative so what’s the point
     
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  47. Bo Pelinis

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    Texans aren't most Americans I think is what Evans is pointing out.
     
  48. Gallant Knight

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    Like 70%+ are in favor of background checks

    But I don’t think conservative whites want someone to tell them they can’t buy a rocket launcher if they’re so inclined