Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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  2. chuckmasterflex

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    These "fights," are they just Trump bitching on Fox News about how this is unfair?
     
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  3. steamengine

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  4. Jc6

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    Hey Guys,

    I purchased the “Losers in 1865, Losers in 1945, Losers in 2020” tee shirt.

    The proprietor accidentally sent me two tee shirts for the price of one. I offered to send it back, but the seller refused. I said I would pay it forward to someone else.

    It is a size Large. If you would like it, just send me a PM.
     
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  5. steamengine

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  6. chuckmasterflex

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  7. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    yes, everyone stayed home so murder rate went down

    everyone went back in to society, murder rate went up

    galaxy brain shit
     
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  8. Josey Wales

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    The Libs said there would be war and deaths.

    Most peaceful president of our time.
     
  9. Nug

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    Ah, well, nevertheless
     
  10. bwi2

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    The last year on that chart is 2020.
     
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  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I know, but im saying even if it was 2021 it's still a terrible take
     
  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I mean, how many motherfuckers listen to this giant head racist every day?
     
  13. steamengine

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    Apparently a bunch of these Haitian asylum seekers are from Chile as their Harvard educated president is cracking down on immigration too.
     
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  14. Beeds07

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    Jonathan Martin took a bullet and decided to have a worse take than Kalie’s
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump told everyone to figure out how make it so he won the election and then the fascist wrote up a memo. I've cracked the case.
     
  16. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Brilliant!
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    I bet you that he doesn’t think that the US is a racist country.
     
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    He's the type to get deeply offended and so upset he starts shaking if you suggested that to him.
     
  19. wes tegg

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  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    God I would love to beat the fuck outta this dude
     
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  21. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    looks like I may get a chance

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  22. Emma

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    If they field questions, ask him how he's able to see anything when his eyes are practically one
     
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  23. Emma

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  24. southlick

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    The Jan 6. select committee investigating the deadly Capitol riot has subpoenaed four aides to former President Trump for testimony and documents.

    Why it matters: Former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, former communications official Dan Scavino, former Defense Department official Kash Patel, and former Trump advisor Steve Bannon were all in touch "with the White House on or in the days leading up to the January 6th insurrection," the committee said in a release.

    What they're saying: “The Select Committee is investigating the facts, circumstances, and causes of the January 6th attack and issues relating to the peaceful transfer of power, in order to identify and evaluate lessons learned and to recommend to the House and its relevant committees corrective laws, policies, procedures, rules, or regulations,” Chairman Thompson, wrote in the press release.

    What to watch: All four have until Oct. 7 to turn over requested documents. Patel and Bannon are instructed to appear before the committee on Oct 14, followed by Meadows and Scavino on Oct. 15.
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So an ex president still has executive privilege? Must be nice
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    this thread 100%
     
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  28. kennypowers

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    Lol they are going to ignore the subpoena and suffer no consequences.
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yepppp, no way this isn't the outcome at the end of all this.
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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  31. Doc Louis

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    Already beat Ohio State, isn't that enough?!?
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    i thought it followed the office not the person so Biden would have to extend once Trump left office. I could be wrong but that’s what I thought I heard/read.
     
  33. pez

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    This is surely the end of it

     
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  34. blotter

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  35. BudKilmer

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    this lady’s Twitter is lunacy but lol if they turn on Rupert
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm sure they come up with something that will explain it
     
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  37. BellottiBold

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    OH HELLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING NO
     
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  38. PeterGriffin

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    In fact, the audit claims Biden actually won with a larger margin than the county had previously tallied. Trump lost 261 votes in the Cyber Ninjas hand recount of all 2.1 million ballots cast in the county, while Biden picked up 99 votes in the recount.

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    Fuckin whoops!
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    Oh weird I thought you might actually want to hold traitorous motherfucking criminals accountable for their actions or something
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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    eLoHeL
     
  41. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmbo

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  42. Bruce Wayne

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    That hills have eyes line is beautiful
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Remember when Obama was getting sent to to Gitmo for…something? Maybe it was spying on Trump. Feels like 40 years ago

    I guess it’s white executive privilege
     
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  44. El Tiburon

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    There is an asterisk in the Constitution that says you waive executive privilege if you wear a tan suit.*


    *j/k it actually says you waive it if you’re black
     
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  45. Sub-Zero

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    Someone poorly photoshopped a patch of hair to cover his massive forehead prove me wrong.
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  46. Sub-Zero

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    So what if these cyber ninjas have been liberals in disguise this entire time. Using fake methods and saying it could prove the vote was a fraud - only to turn around and say that actually everything is totally legit. I mean that's an all-time con. I want to believe it's been a long con the whole time.
     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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  48. PeterGriffin

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  49. skrouse

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    I am not a person? Wtf are you then?
     
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