Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can’t do this because I am black, but I wish some white dude would get pulled over doing 90 in a 50 with no seat belt and when the cop asked, tell him he chooses not to comply with the governments mandates.

    Then fight it in court so someone has to say state and federal rules are legal. I’d start a go fund me for his court fees and fines.
     
  3. HowdyHorns

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    We just say “I didn’t know I couldn’t do that”
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

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    He's the worst person. Because he's bald and wears a scruff beard. What an asshole.
     
  5. $P1

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  6. Prospector

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    You're not hot and you're wrong
     
  7. JGator1

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  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :welpseeyalater:
     
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  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is a good thing and an opportunity for cities to weed out bad citizens
     
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  10. Brocktoon

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    Would bet a large sum of money that this group has a significantly disproportionate amount of complaints and police brutality accusations as their vaccinated counterparts
     
  11. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I doubt they're going to find anything
     
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  12. Prospector

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  13. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    For the surprise of the century
     
  14. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Corruption and racism tied neatly together, again.
     
  15. Prospector

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  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    yea theres likely a positive correlation to a lot of things we don't want in a community representative and being anti-science b/c of politics
     
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  17. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    To the gallows for these fucks
     
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  18. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    70+M will vote for authoritarianism again in '24. Mind bottling.
     
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  19. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    And they consider themselves the ones voting for freedom and liberty.
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Everyone in Trump’s orbit is so weird
     
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  22. Truman

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    Good thing he wore sunglasses, or he'd be easily recognized.
     
  23. NYGator

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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    What the fuck kind of prison sentence is this?
    Jesus Christ. I'd love to have 2 hours every Tuesday morning to have coffee with Ye.
     
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  25. NYGator

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    I didn’t even realize he was still serving “time.”
     
  26. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    it cracks me up that he's still releasing statements via a PowerPoint slide on his blog or whatever. what fantastic posting, as well.
     
  27. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Ricketts and Sasse soak up the dumbfuck headlines in our lovely state but Fortenberry is such a loser.
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

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    Ahem, I'm pretty sure it's Fartenberry.
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    Cohen has gotta be thinking this isn’t even the weirdest shit he’s done.
     
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  30. Prospector

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  31. BudKilmer

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    I’m dying :roll:

    the softest bitches known to man

     
  32. fuxstockings

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    and they’re such dramatic, “look at me” assholes about everything
     
  33. Prospector

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    keep adding to them to rep the number of asshole cops who died of covid
     
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  34. OZ2

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    Just scrolling along when I take this sucker punch from the back.

    Gooooooooo fuckkkkkkkk yourselllffffffff
     
  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Police gonna wind up accidentally defunding themselves
     
  36. SD_Irish

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    Drama queens, the lot of them.

    “Waaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Look at me!”
     
  37. JonathanCoachman

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    First time I saw it I thought the guy was H Jon Benjamin.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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    -Being a cop and in the community is so dangerous. We're risking out lives out there every day, even during a pandemic that accounts for 60+% of LEO deaths

    --Oh my god thats horrible. Please take this vaccine thatll help keep you all from dying!

    -No.
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    And nothing will happen to the people involved.

    We really need to start putting some heads on spikes
     
  40. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I was involved with the USDA Food box program during the entirety of it and worked with a ton of people who got contracts.

    It started out great, smallish grass roots manufacturers, distributors and farmers getting food to people in need. Then, in the third round (around Q4 2020), the contacts started to go to mega distributors and it was very evident that they were squeezing out the small guys. It became catered to the mega-corp and no doubt rife with fraud.

    No worries though, still sold a metric fuck ton of product :cool:
     
  41. Prospector

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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    It would be fucking sick if Bannon committed suicide by cop
     
  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Did they spell out “PUSSIES” with the boots?
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    literally meaningless
     
  46. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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