Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    How the fuck is Rudy still alive?
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    The Devil doesn't kill you quick after your deal is over. He makes you disintegrate over time.
     
  3. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    When you’re a vampire ...
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Because he was in on it?

    Just like when that boyfriend came back from the cross country trip without his girlfriend. We all know what happened. Only in politics is it consider savvy to act like a fucking gullible moron all the time.
     
  5. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    [​IMG]
     
  6. El Tiburon

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    I don’t understand this records issue. If they are truly White House records why doesn’t Joe send someone over to the old filing cabinet and grab them?
     
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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    The one good thing about Joe being 103 years old is he doesn’t need to worry about the whole concept of “Post Presidential Executive Privilege” being consequential for him.
     
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  8. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Hunter on the other hand is going to get the Clinton treatment from Fox and others until he dies, as if any non-Q person gives half a fuck about Hunter Biden.
     
  9. DuckKin

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    Maybe it’s not even protection for himself, but other (Democratic) presidents.
     
  10. JonathanCoachman

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    I was thinking about this recently. It makes me surprised that Chelsea Clinton isn’t more involved in any of their fever dreams. As traumatic as her teenage years must have been for obvious reasons, the thought of what that would have been like for her if social media existed is frightening.
     
  11. JonathanCoachman

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    I find it unlikely that Donald or one of the ghouls that worked in his administration would be able to resist searching for and leaking anything that would have been a stain on Obama and his legacy if it existed.

    I guess it would be hilarious if he went to the the lengths of pressuring Ukraine to come up with some dirt on Biden but missed some horrifying Obama or Biden had done in records he already had access to.
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    that’s essentially the high side of yearly flu deaths. Would put it in the 8th-10th leading cause of death
     
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Imagine how squeaky clean she must be for there not to be some drummed up online fury over her.
     
  14. bwi2

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    that’s a British paper.
     
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  15. Illinihockey

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    Ah, well that changes things. Didn’t look close enough
     
  16. Prospector

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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    That won't fucking exist no matter what Joe does.
     
  18. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    If somebody [redacted] Lachlan Murdoch I would probably react in a positive manner to hearing the news.
     
  19. Josey Wales

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    What the fuck

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    Hmm elected officials and cops supporting bad groups may be an insight into how they do their day job.
     
  20. Prospector

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  21. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    Sure none of the other ones have worked, but they didn't have a 75 year old racist shit poster as the bedrock
     
  23. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Can't wait for the stories 2 weeks from now about how this site was completely unsecured and everyone who signed up had their identity stolen
     
  24. Prospector

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    Didn't he already do this once and it flopped
     
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  25. Prospector

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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Wait. I missed this part. So he is just Theranos this shit?
     
  27. IV

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    You gotta admit the American bureaucracy is impressive that they still think the rules matter
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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  29. Ray McKigney

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    That can’t be real
     
  30. Bishop

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    Who wants to start Truth Burgers fast food restaurants with me? We will go after every Hardee's and Bojangles in the south.
     
  31. HoosDaMan

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    Freedom Fries are back!!!
     
  32. BUstang

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  33. pez

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  34. TAS

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    "Sit down and write me a check for $10,000"

    - Trump, to the dumbest motherfuckers walking this earth
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    If they want to spend a billion dollars making a Trump Netflix, I say let them.
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    What is mastodon?
     
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  38. NilesIrish

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    lol
     
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  39. bwi2

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    Butthead
     
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  41. Mr. Bean

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    The marketplace of ideas!!!
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    I’m sure this new venture will be wildly successful!
     
  43. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I'm so excited to see how poorly this new site goes, I can't even.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    We’re the fascists of the 1930’s as dumb as ours?

    My initial thought is no but Hitler fucked up pretty royally towards the end of the war
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    They were actually pretty dumb, just not as dumb as these guys.
     
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  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    It’s scary to think that one of the things that paved the way in Germany was the command chain being hollowed out by WWI, I think we’re kind of seeing that in a smaller way on the civilian side right now