Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    does roy donk make an appearance on the pod?
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Ima be embarrassed if there are any Joe Rogan fans on this board. He’s the Clay Travis of being a dumbass.
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

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    Why couldn't she just stick to fucking the SOF soldiers she would cover for 60 Minutes puff pieces

     
  4. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  5. IV

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    Personally think Joe should have had the FCC revoke their broadcasting license day 1
     
  6. IV

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    PS historians would eventually praise the move
     
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  7. Mix

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    When Judge Jeanine wants to cut off your crazy talk you know you've gone too far.
     
  8. Josey Wales

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    There’s always January 1, 2022.
     
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  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Kick. His. Ass.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Fascists hate everyone
     
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  11. IV

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    Can someone photoshop a hitler mustache on her and caption it “girl boss”? Thanks
     
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  12. scarlet_tacos

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  13. Lucky24Seven

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    I wish. Weird flex on his part to completely cut himself off from his family to “own the Liberals”.
    I feel awful for my Aunt who has to live with that monster. That sad part is the fact that he never used to be this way. I guess having a person of color in the White House was his breaking point.
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm surprised they're still using Nazi's as examples of evil on Fox these days. Why not talk shit about the morally bankrupt country that thought they might get some use out of Mengele's experiments on twins? Nevermind, you can't even insinuate that America has done some iffy things on that channel.
     
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  15. afb

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    At least we know Greene is on the same educational plane as Boebert
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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    I think the only way to settle this is a duel
     
  17. fattus

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    upload_2021-11-30_10-51-57.jpeg
     
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  18. Prospector

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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Surprised she didn’t spell it “hour leader”
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Is there some kind of totalitarian shit going down in Australia? Why do they keep getting brought up?
     
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  21. seanofthedead86

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    They've had some pretty strict rules WRT COVID and republicans keep threatening to invade them.
     
  22. Nug

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    Yea for whatever reason Australia is the rallying cry for "if lockdowns work, explain Australia!"
     
  23. IV

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    they’re gonna be upset when they learn about the submarines
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    there was a mass shooting a while ago there and they did some sort of gun buyback, confiscation or recall. Which was hugely successful at stopping mass shootings. Now because of their Covid protocol they have been very successful at dealing with it. But, like here the chuds there are up in arms about their freedoms . Because of the aforementioned gun confiscation chuds here like Sitler (who is a sitting congressman) are saying “see they took their guns now they can’t overthrow the government:
     
  25. Struggler

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    Australia changed their gun laws after a mass shooting. Any day now the government will imprison or kill their citizens.
     
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  26. slogan119

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    Cawthorn ain’t walking anywhere, no matter what answer he gives that he thinks is smart
     
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  27. Henry Blake

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    signmeup.gif ^(first sentence, not the second)
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Local Republican upset that known charlatan didn’t vote correctly
     
  29. Hank Scorpio

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    Yeah, I know about their change in gun laws. That's why whenever I hear "but look what happened in Australia!" I'm like "yeah, that sounds awesome!"
     
  30. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Checks out
     
  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Can these calls not be fucking tracked?
     
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  33. BudKilmer

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    McCarthy is a stupid bitch
     
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  34. afb

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    Also it appears that it’s a go to “joke” boebert keeps telling

     
  35. slogan119

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    REPUBLICANS IN DISARRAY
     
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  36. 40wwttamgib

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    She’s so fucking stupid
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    She and Marjorie are human trash bags. Would love to see another woman knock them the eff out bc I don’t much care for civility or abhorrent racism.
     
  38. Emma

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    The party of family values, everyone. Backwards ass state.

    https://legiscan.com/WI/text/AB627/id/2438536

    Assembly Bill 627

    In October, Republicans introduced a bill proposing that people who are going to be incarcerated for "a substantial portion of the child's minority" could have their parental rights terminated by the state.
     
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  39. Emma

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    Also, the state and Wisconsin Supreme Court (Republicans) have decided to stay out of partisan politics by backing maps drawn in the most partisan manner possible. Wisconsin will continue to retain its crown as the worst gerrymandered state for a good, long while.

     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    How the Greene-Mace infighting hurts Biden’s agenda:
     
  41. IV

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    Am I dumb for thinking we should just draw each state into geometrically equal pieces and let the chips fall where they may?
     
  42. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  43. bwi2

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    what
     
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  44. Lucky24Seven

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    This doesn’t make any sense
     
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  45. IV

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    Nvm brain fart
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    IV means getting rid of gerrymandering and draw normal districts
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    no you’re not
     
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  48. IV

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    Then when I responded I thought I didn’t take into account the number of representatives but I then again I guess that just means more shapes
     
  49. bwi2

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    geometrically equal is not the same as geometrically compact. Yes, I don't know if it's in the current voting rights bill, but there should be a federal requirement to make Congressional districts geometrically compact. Nothing we can practically do about boundary drawing for state governments, though.
     
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  50. Henry Blake

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    I mean, you could create non-partisan software that would draw districts based on population density, etc. I'm sure it would be co-opted by Rs to their advantage, but it could be done.
     
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