Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. PeterGriffin

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    Nuclear weapon building instructions should not be classified, you can’t infringe on my rights to build my own! Also, government facilities for making them with the proper machines should be public use, please don’t infringe.

    Getting close to supporting this, in a fuck it, burn it all down sense.
     
  2. yaywaffles

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  3. HowdyHorns

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    when I bare arms i am taking people to the gun show
     
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  4. ned's head

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    Keeping it real went wrong

     
  5. IV

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    thats not nearly enough
     
  6. ned's head

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    While I agree, I suspect that most (if not all) of those degenerates are not in a great financial condition right now
     
  7. Prospector

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    Trump may self-publish memoir to prevent 'humiliation' of getting smaller advance than Obama

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    After normal presidents stop presidenting, they’re typically deluged with offers from major publishing houses for the right to release their memoirs. But judging from the blowback The Wall Street Journal received after publishing Donald Trump’s recent lie-festooned letter to the editor, no one who groks that Trump’s bloviating bottom is not actually a flowing fount of wisdom seems eager to let him topple inkwells anywhere near their shops.

    Seriously, the guy would have trouble getting published in Penthouse Forum at this point—because his stories are simply too outlandish to believe. But that doesn’t mean he won’t “write” a memoir (and by that I mean bellow obscenities at a ghostwriter for making him sound insufficiently godlike), then self-publish it through a vanity press. And when I say “vanity press,” I mean any publisher that would get within a mile of his humid mound of ox tripe.

    Of course, this won’t be just any vanity press. It will be TrumpWorld’s own publishing house. And I can only assume he’ll sample his own products about as often as the Walton family shops at Walmart:

    Allies of former President Donald Trump are trying to rip up the traditional book publishing paradigm in politics by setting up a publishing house of their own. And they have the ex-president helping them do it.

    Trump announced last week that he was publishing a coffee table book of photographs from his time in the White House—just ahead of the holiday gift rush—with Winning Team Publishing. The outfit is a new imprint with a decidedly MAGA flavor, run by former Trump campaign aide Sergio Gor and Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr.

    Hmm, their first release is a picture book. I’m surprised it’s not scratch-and-sniff, too. I’m as surprised as I am relieved.

    As Politico reported in June, one of the reasons Trump hasn’t inked the kind of big-money deal other former POTII have secured is that publishers are loath to bring him onboard, given his reputation for, well, embroidering the truth. One “major figure” in the publishing industry told Politico that “it would be too hard to get a book that was factually accurate, actually. That would be the problem. If he can’t even admit that he lost the election, then how do you publish that?”

    Well, you can’t, really. But someone with absolutely no shame could! Hey, while they’re at it, maybe they can finally release Mein Kampf for Kids.

    But Trump’s chronic truth allergy isn’t his only likely impediment to a big publishing deal. According to another publishing insider, an even bigger obstacle might be Trump himself:

    “My suspicion is Trump is self-publishing because he doesn’t want the humiliation of getting a smaller advance than he has before or anyone finding out that it is smaller than Obama’s,” said one publishing executive. Former President Barack and former first lady Michelle Obama reportedly sold their book rights to Penguin Random House for over $60 million. “I imagine that’s as big a part of it as anything.”

    Yep, there’s your answer, fishbulb.

    Donald Trump’s obsession with President Obama—who is better than the Ocher Arschloch in every conceivable way—is legendary. And this totally tracks. So Trump will release his lie-brary of bullshit on his own. And I, for one, can’t wait to ignore it.


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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    The “Well regulated militia” part in the second amendment doesn’t get mentioned nearly enough. The right to bear arms was for the sake of quelling slave uprisings and attacks from Native Americans wanting their land back. It’s a policy that was taken from islands in the Caribbean where slaves massively outnumbered the white population.

    It is such a comedically antiquated law that should have been repealed a very long time ago.
     
  9. VaxRule

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    And poor people
     
  10. JonathanCoachman

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    When people imagine themselves in the past, they almost always just assume that they’d be apart of the ruling class.

    Not as bad as lower middle class Fox News viewers believing that the GOPs policies benefit them.
     
  11. timo

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    SIAP --- this email exchange.
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    LOOOOOOOL Tucker asked Hunter to write him a letter of recommendation for his son, Buckley.
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    William F Buckley would be one of those Lincoln Project weirdos if he were still alive.
     
  14. fattus

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    I imagine myself already dead from alcohol abuse or infection.
     
  15. Lyrtch

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    im glad he realized the conservative movement he desired was dead before he died
     
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  16. Name P. Redacted

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    He certainly had a taste for young men so would be a natural fit.
     
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    The only thing he and Gore Vidal could agree upon.
     
  18. JGator1

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    Owning those libtard coastal elites!!!!!!!
     
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  19. IV

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    this is the real story
     
  20. London Humphreys

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    And Hunter did it...
     
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  21. IV

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    yeah cuz it’s literally all a game to them
     
  22. GrizzliesDrew

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  23. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    In this version Han shoots first
     
  25. steamengine

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    Letting the real version of things come out slowly after any meaningful repercussions could’ve come down seems to be a recurring theme.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    counter point

    while trump was president there were no repercussions possible

    (not that this will become anything, but still)
     
  27. The Banks

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    They always seem to forget the second and third words of the second amendment.

    well regulated
     
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  29. Josey Wales

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    media calling it “the alternative mueller report” is surely a great idea!

    How about something that sounds more like the full story excluded by Barr
     
  30. Redav

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    Man I hate Mueller. What a coward
     
  31. Tobias

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    some of the darkest days of the american experiment happened due to that man
     
  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. Sub-Zero

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    Reading the article it seems pretty common? The idea of a state guard for Florida emergencies does make sense. Obviously it would just be "interesting" as far as their scope.

    Only real issue I see off the bat is it probably will attract just the worst people.

    EDIT: Actually the biggest issue is what the fuck is this.
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I think it's pretty safe to assume that this is nefarious.
     
  35. steamengine

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  36. IV

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    Florida breaking away from the union? Sign me up

    Jk
     
  37. PeterGriffin

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    Wait, I gave you a like but rescinded it with the jk. You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

    also, “let us alone” is perfect shitty redneck sentence structure. I see it’s from 1845 but it still rings true with the educational principles of the state. Please fuck off, FL.
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  38. IV

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    I just can’t support the Balkanization of America
     
  39. PeterGriffin

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    The only thing United about the United States is that it’s in the name. The experiment has failed.
     
  40. IV

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    Then we play our music until it sinks
     
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’m not. Get the people out that want to be out away and beat it.
     
  42. timo

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    I'm not. Kicking some states out of the union would solve quite a few problems.
     
  43. VaxRule

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    It’s the only way to actually get constitutional reform
     
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  45. Butthead

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    Tucker Carlson having a son named Buckley is something that someone writing a parody about him would make up
     
  46. bwi2

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    (offer not applicable to Islam)
     
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  47. steamengine

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    But I don’t wanna move again
     
  48. JonathanCoachman

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    Along with CRT, the history of the Islamic Golden Age (known in the west as The Dark Ages) should be taught in every public classroom. Even PE.
     
  49. Mister Me Too

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    It’s probably due to lack of funding, perhaps an additional $15 billion will help them correct the issues.
     
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  50. JonathanCoachman

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    Great, how are supposed to defend ourselves from the department of defense?

    And can’t we just stop bullshitting ourselves and call it the Department of Offense?
     
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