Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    tuckers brother is named Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    At what point do people stop voting for these losers? I’m not there yet but holy fuck has this administration been a huge disappointment
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  4. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Arguably my favorite thing from the Trump era is seeing a guy who campaigned for a long time on "politicians take bribes I'll stop it" literally never mention that in 4 years. Now the non-traditional guys like Vance don't even bother with that pipe dream, it still should be brought up how many left leaning morons bought that from a compulsive liar. It's still a large part of his appeal to maga idiots.
     
  5. WhiskeyDelta

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    I find it difficult to believe Rs will vote for a guy named "Mehmet" given it's a derivative of Muhammed
     
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  6. Mister Me Too

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    The voters that he’s targeting do not know that his name is a derivative of Muhammed and if anyone tells them they’ll call that person a liar and without irony accuse them of hating Muslims.
     
  7. BudKilmer

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  8. dblplay1212

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  9. chuckmasterflex

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    I could eat this, but I don’t know why I would do it often
     
  10. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I’ve never had a “filet-o-fish”

    and I never will
     
  11. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    they’re surprisingly tasty but you feel like a real piece of shit after consumption
     
  12. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Too bad he didnt go to the women's hospital that delivered one of my kids that had a McD in the food court
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Well, that is one of the craziest damn things I’ve ever heard
     
  14. GrizzliesDrew

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    That’s Jason Miller in drag!
     
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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  16. NYGator

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    One of many who brought his posts here, but thanks for the mention.
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

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    So Kemp is going to be primaried by Perdue. What a gaggle of chodes.
     
  18. Gaknight

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    Wonder who Trump gets behind between him and the grifter Vernon
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Police, here’s a chance to learn from past mistakes.
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  21. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Wait, are eve 6 bad?
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    No, they're lefty online-ish now, or whoever runs their account.
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Out Cold is so underrated.

     
  24. BellottiBold

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    lol
     
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  25. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    How the fuck do the “senate democrats” think they got their majority?

    all they give a shit about is fundraising
     
  26. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  27. pearl

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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    This sounds exactly like obstruction
     
  29. steamengine

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    Such a classic
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    Ofc it was but I presume he’d say that comey and the deep state were just gunning for him and would’ve succeeded if he didn’t protect himself.
     
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  31. JonathanCoachman

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    When Donald dies, there will be conspiracy theories that he was taken out by the deep state. Even if he lives to be 100.

    It just doesn’t make any sense that an elderly, morbidly obese person with over a half century’s worth of history using “uppers” would just drop dead. And of course the Pathologist who performs the autopsy was in on it from the beginning.
     
  32. BlazingRebel

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    So much love for that movie
     
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  33. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    Rudy desperately needs to start attending Alcoholics QAnonymous meetings.
     
  35. Biship

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  36. El Tiburon

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    Is he admitting he’s a dickhead?
     
  37. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I do like that he ranks his family on his cards. Tough break for Barron not even making the field.
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  39. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    The Santa sleigh cumshot really has me questioning the authenticity. It’s too much.
     
  40. NYGator

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    It is 100% photoshop. So many obvious edits and ridickulousness..
     
  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    well, I mean... to be fair, I'm pretty sure there's no way to take a photo with Santa and flying reindeer without some sort of photo editing process.
     
  42. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    What do you mean?
     
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  43. blotter

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    A Texas realtor who flew to Washington, DC, on a private jet and took part in the Capitol riot said she plans to practise yoga, detox from alcohol, and lose 30 pounds in jail.

    Jenna Ryan, who pleaded guilty to a single federal misdemeanor charge of parading on Capitol grounds, was last month given a $1,500 fine and sentenced to 60 days in a Texas jail, according to court documents seen by Insider. The documents show she is due to go to jail sometime after January 3 — almost one year after the insurrection.

    In a TikTok posted on Sunday, Ryan discussed what she plans on doing in jail, adding that her main goal is losing a weight.

    Posing in front of a mirror in a sports bra and yoga pants, Ryan said: "I have to report to prison and the only thing that I can see that is good about going to have to go to prison, is that I'm going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox."

    She adds: "And also I can't eat because the food is awful and there's just no food. So, hopefully, they have like some protein shakes and some protein bars I think, because you don't want to eat like ground baloney that's what they have to eat."
     
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  44. PeterGriffin

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    :magatears::roll:
     
  45. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    She seems to be very confused that rehab and state prison are not the same.
     
  46. Mix

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    She and Tom Wamsgams should hang at diners prepping for prison.