Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Lucky24Seven

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    Have y’all seen the Joe Biden “I Did That!” stickers? Saw a bunch all over a gas station pump. These people are complete morons.
     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If she’s just in jail it’s not like she’s gonna get shanked or anything. It’s going to crush her mentally though because she doesn’t strike me as the type that can just sit with their own thoughts for hours and hours on end. I take that back, she might get shanked because I doubt she’s gonna be able to just not talk all day and night.
     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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    Letting her wait until after the holidays to report to prison is peak white privilege, if the insurrectionist were black or brown those fuckers would’ve been in jail the day of.
     
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  4. fattus

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    Fuck that. 1973 7-11 didn’t have Toquitos.
     
  5. fattus

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    Everyone gains weight at rehab.
     
  6. The Great Pumpkin

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    They are everywhere here in South Carolina. Not surprising.
     
  7. IV

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    havent seen one in Bama
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    The people complaining about gas prices in this instance are the chuds who drive vehicles that get 11 miles per gallon which increases demand, thus giving oil companies the opportunity to drive up the price.
     
  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And they love to complain when gas is cheap that their friends/family members that work in the industry are out of jobs. They’re too stupid to understand you can’t have one without the other. Gas was -$34 a barrel in 2020
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  13. PeterGriffin

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  14. OZ2

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    saw a new one today, ‘BYE DON’

    I don’t see as many as most people living in the Portland, OR metro but was part disgusted while also acknowledging that it’s more clever than most GOP rhetoric like the Brandon shit.
     
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  15. BellottiBold

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    er... I feel like those were around during election time - as in, "Bye don(ald)"
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    I think you misunderstood.

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  17. OZ2

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    well I’m dumb
     
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  18. Bruce Wayne

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  19. OZ2

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    Anyway, here is some racist shit from Portland police that isn’t accidental. Just go through the comments. I’ve lived a decade in this metro and I didn’t know wtf they were talking about in terms of location until this tweet.



     
  20. IV

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    What a idiot
     
  21. The Banks

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    That’s a gettable seat too. District is R+6.
     
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  22. afb

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    Phenomenal
     
  23. steamengine

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    I had no idea he was still in Congress
     
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  24. portlandspartan

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    “Future” “political” “campaign”
     
  25. SD_Irish

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    Nunes is such trash. Glad to see his ass quit and go join a criminal enterprise, I mean free enterprise, sure to further sully his name.
     
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  26. Prospector

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    You mean the one that was announced today as being under investigation?
    lol
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Gosh. I can’t believe no one saw a payout coming after he continuously exposed himself legally to protect trump.
     
  28. steamengine

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    Very cool system
     
  29. The Banks

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    #funfact

    His dad’s name is Dick Short
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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    How would a high school dropout know what's taught in college?
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Listen, I’m going to keep stealing relics from around the world and selling them to Mike or someone who looks like Mike.
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Lauren wants to make the rest of America as dumb as she is.

    Lauren, how should pork be cooked safely?
     
  33. NCHusker

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    It's frustrating that everything the right says is gleefully dumb and wrong yet enough people are dumb enough to take it seriously that it's a problem. It's just constant moral panic bullshit
     
  34. CaneKnight

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    Yes because Americans are stupid and uninterested in about learning about any of this. Once Fascism hits they'll be sitting around with their thumbs up their asses wondering about how this happened. IT YOU'RE FUCKING FAULT CUNTS
     
  35. Lucky24Seven

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    Is she suggesting that The United States has been a country for 2000 years? There are a lot of things that a have been wrong over the last 2000 years. What a joke.
     
  36. Redav

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    *something incredibly dumb becomes newsworthy*

    *Candidate x says he'll work to combat dumb newsworthy thing*

    *Candidate x is elected and voters say dumb newsworthy thing was incredibly important in their decision making*

    *User redav wants to throw himself off a building*
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    The CRT stuff is infuriating and the MSM laundering it from the various right wing propaganda networks as if it's real is also infuriating. All parties involved deserve to be drowned
     
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  38. timo

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    2,000 years is likely referring to 2,000 of Christianity. Increasingly, the right is portraying themselves of guardians of white Christianity -- "barbarians at the gate" -- crusader knights, type shit. Ethno-fascism
     
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  39. BudKilmer

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  40. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  41. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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  42. PeterGriffin

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    I had never seen the full statue. That’s pretty incredible.
     
  43. wes tegg

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  44. steamengine

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    How’d they get it taken down in Tennessee?
     
  45. Phil Connors

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    Nashville is a tad better than the rest of the state.
     
  46. prerecordedlive

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    This is what they took from you lol

     
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